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OT: I may have found the perfect girl

In a brilliant place!

6/6/2016 5:34:09 AM

This is not a joke!

My new girlfriend's mother told her yesterday that she installed a bidet in her condo. What are the odds that a weirdo who posts as 4got2wipe would start dating woman whose mother has a bidet?

I told new girl that I'm definitely going to install a bidet!

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8 years ago

Nice!

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8 years ago

You need to date her - if only for the irony of the situation! It might be worth a try - the bidet -

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8 years ago

Question is, are you going to use the bidet?

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8 years ago

Bidet?

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8 years ago

Since he doesn't wipe his ass he sure as hell better be using the fuck out of that bidet.

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8 years ago

BTW, 4got, it's not a drinking fountain - for all that is holy, don't put your mouth on the stream! ;-)

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8 years ago

I always thought it was a drinking fountain for your ass!

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