OT: I may have found the perfect girl

4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
This is not a joke!

My new girlfriend's mother told her yesterday that she installed a bidet in her condo. What are the odds that a weirdo who posts as 4got2wipe would start dating woman whose mother has a bidet?

I told new girl that I'm definitely going to install a bidet!

7 comments

  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago
    Nice!
  • Cashman1234
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    8 years ago
    You need to date her - if only for the irony of the situation! It might be worth a try - the bidet -
  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    Question is, are you going to use the bidet?
  • mrrock
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    8 years ago
    Bidet?
  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    Since he doesn't wipe his ass he sure as hell better be using the fuck out of that bidet.
  • ATACdawg
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    8 years ago
    BTW, 4got, it's not a drinking fountain - for all that is holy, don't put your mouth on the stream! ;-)
  • Tiredtraveler
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    8 years ago
    I always thought it was a drinking fountain for your ass!
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