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OT: I may have found the perfect girl

4got2wipe

In a brilliant place!

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

This is not a joke!

My new girlfriend's mother told her yesterday that she installed a bidet in her condo. What are the odds that a weirdo who posts as 4got2wipe would start dating woman whose mother has a bidet?

I told new girl that I'm definitely going to install a bidet!

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crazyjoe
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Nice!

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Cashman1234
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You need to date her - if only for the irony of the situation! It might be worth a try - the bidet -

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vincemichaels
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Question is, are you going to use the bidet?

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mrrock
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Bidet?

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shailynn
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Since he doesn't wipe his ass he sure as hell better be using the fuck out of that bidet.

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ATACdawg
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BTW, 4got, it's not a drinking fountain - for all that is holy, don't put your mouth on the stream! ;-)

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Tiredtraveler
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I always thought it was a drinking fountain for your ass!

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