This is not a joke!
My new girlfriend's mother told her yesterday that she installed a bidet in her condo. What are the odds that a weirdo who posts as 4got2wipe would start dating woman whose mother has a bidet?
I told new girl that I'm definitely going to install a bidet!
You need to date her - if only for the irony of the situation! It might be worth a try - the bidet -
Question is, are you going to use the bidet?
Bidet?
Since he doesn't wipe his ass he sure as hell better be using the fuck out of that bidet.
BTW, 4got, it's not a drinking fountain - for all that is holy, don't put your mouth on the stream! ;-)
I always thought it was a drinking fountain for your ass!
Nice!