This is why I have a drinking problem

Don't waste a drop

Hmmm at my next college football tailgate this fall I am going to throw away all the beer bongs and go this route.

Good idea

It's great seeing perfectly good boobs not go to waste - boobs are a terrible thing to waste.

That makes me want to start drinking!

The only complaint I have is why didn't someone think of this when I was in college? Looks like the best of many worlds - nice firm college tits, a way to enjoy cheap beer, gets you pretty close to a motorboat -

i used to do that game with sally ryder even though she was a space lesbian. we were such good friends that she liked to have me drink her cleavage beer. it was always pabs blue ribbon