High mileage

So you're saying you're the only normal one

Pimpin' ain't easy

I wouldn't say I'm normal bc I know I'm a fkn freak, but in this setting I am king of PLs.

What was that pump doing in a strip club?

My ATF's mom told her, " normal's just a setting on the dryer."

JohnSmith is not creepy

The pump was working VIP

1. Don't stare at anybody.

2. I hope you brought some of your stamp collection to show off to the strippers. Just make sure they don't lick any of them!

Not likely to start collecting stamps soon but you sure seem to have an interest in the subject. The stamps would be bound to get moist regardless.

Whales are only creepy when you're looking at them from the bottom

Yeah I'm wondering about the pump too!

Maybe the pump is used to rein flare titties after a certain amount of mileage.

^^^reinflate

@Gawker LMAO nyce!

All these started threads and zero reviews. Why don't you review the club and how your visit went?

If I submit a review, I would be inclined to change the names to protect the guilty.

Names aren't necessary unless she's a Rob.

So OP, you haven't told us what you finally decided to do. And I'm sure many would like to visit such a club, if you told us where it is.

SJG

Penis pumps are good, yeah?