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Divorced mongers

How does divorce and strip club mongering relate for most of us here? Was mongering the cause of your divorce? Was divorce the cause of your mongering? I think, if my wife learned about my mongering, it could well lead to a divorce.…

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CrazyJoe gets Baptized

Crazyjoe is stumbling through the woods after taking a shit @ Mcdonalds, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is…

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Latvian lovely Sabine Jemeljanova

My new all-time favorite topless Latvian-English glamour girl is Sabine Jemeljanova. http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/sabine-jemeljanova-topless-hottie-in-her-boudoir (11 photos) Here's a short video (I recommend that you turn the sound off): https://vimeo.com/78068568 (1:16) Boobpedia stats: Personal Also known as: Sabine Priek Born: October 6, 1991 (age 24) Jelgava, Latvia Years active: 2010-present Ethnicity: Caucasian Nationality: Latvian Body Measurements:…

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2016 Pathetic Loser of the Year

PL (Pathetic Loser) of the Year 2016 I would like to nominate myself as the PL of the year. I went to Flashers in Sandy Springs a couple years ago. I was married and going through a brutal divorce.…

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Charleston 2AMer.

CHARLESTON, S.C. (WCBD) — One man was transported to MUSC following a reported shooting at Stilettos Gentlemen’s Club early Friday morning, according to Charleston Police. It happened around 2:30 a.m. on Friday, at the strip club located at 2015 Pittsburgh…

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What % of strippers do OTC?

I know it will vary by city and by club, but what is your best guess? The more experienced TUSCLers who travel a lot and visit lots of clubs will probably have a better sense of what the answer may…

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wash your ass/russian strippers

Was talking shop with a russian stripper today. Most fascinating thing she said was, "I only dance for beautiful men, they can't be too tall, too short, too fat, too old, too smelly. If I dont think they are hot,…

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Middle-aged members of a Scottish flute band strip to the waist and simulate sex

Watch the video and don't forget to thank me. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3990790/Middle-aged-members-Protestant-club-strip-waist-simulate-sex-moves-sing-Killers-wild-party.html

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Not much has changed

Stopped by around lunch time for the first time in probably 10 months, hoping that maybe things had picked up, they hadn't. There was one other PL in the club getting a dance, 3 dancers…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Neighborhood joint

Visited after work midweek. About a half dozen girls working and about a dozen guys hanging around having a beer. Big rectangle bar with two pole platforms at either end inside rectangle. Felt…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Beauty...busty....busy

Went with a group of 8 to spearmint rhino a couple weeks ago. The club is currently under renovations to make it bigger and better but the main stages area was still open.…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Hustle

3 solar cover. A frindustry and I went in to check it out . 3 dancers one skinny white girl and two with big boobs. All were cute, but the 5'1 blonde with dds caught…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Leather and Lace University Recent Visit

I have been avoiding this club since I heard negatives from my friends. Finally decided to check this club as this is very nearby to me. This is a small club and only club on…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Decor and Makeup Girl

Visited here on a Frisay night around 7:30, they open at 7pm so it only had about 4 girls when i arrived. Later on there were about 7. I first talked to a 7ish black…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Night before Thanksgiving

Stopped in on the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. I've always been a fan of Legends set up but in the past the talent has been lack luster. Being the busiest bar night of the year…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

pretty good would go again

Treat the women dancing here as you would strange men and you'll do just fine. I dreamt that my usual budget went alot further here; that alone should have made this club one of…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Dinner was great!

I was in town for a meeting and decided I would meet with a couple of friends of mines for dinner at the upscale Alluvia restaurant located at Cheetah's. I had heard very good things…

Risqué

Tampa, Florida

Review from Sunday

Rob territory. Little blond white spinner, maybe 90 pounds will promise you lots of things to get you to the back, then it's rob city. $30 house fee, then $100 for the dance,…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Not any better than last time

Well, I used to come here once or twice a month but haven't made the trip in a while...until last week. There were about 20 dancers there and none were above a 6.…

The Foxy Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

The Foxy--Great value for beer and topless views...but lap dances, not so much

Visited the Foxy on Saturday night--my third visit since the renovation in the fall of 2014. The difference in the club decor is so drastic that TUSCL should have had a new page for…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Been hearing about this place for ages. Mixed feelings.

Finally made it to this place a little while ago after reading the great reviews. I went on a Monday afternoon around 2 or 3 and it was already busy. $5 for parking and a…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

way better than I expected

I was in the neighborhood today so I stopped in to Gatsbys in Canton. I had been to the north location in Akron a few times but had never been to this location. The reviews…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

First time in West Palm Beach

Once you pay the $10 cover inside looks great. Two bars,two small stages and one large stage with 2 poles. Dancers do rotation of the stages for 4 songs and every hour they have…

ORA Ultra Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

I guess I'll write the first review

Payed the $10 cover then went in. Nice layout but I couldn't get past the Country Music, how can you dance nude to that. Got a beer and sat watching with hope…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Give it a try.

Well, as you can see it's been several months since my last review and I want to post an update. I've been visiting Bottoms Up more frequently as the quality of dancers has improved dramatically.…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

Nice place.

It's been probably 20 years since the last time I visited the Wedge. Used to go here a lot back in the day - in the 90's - when I worked in Hunt's Point. Well,…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Just another strip club

This particular strip club is an average strip club. It is not very large and the stages the dancers dance on are not that large and spacious. It seems as the the tables and chairs…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

County at it again

Went Tuesday to Mustangs and everything has changed. No more stage dancing. Only wall dances and that is done at the back. PG county is after this club and probably…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Nice Evening

Had a 14 hour layover and was staying in a motel on Baseline a few blocks from Christies. Walked down on a brisk night to have a hamburger then, couple doors further west to…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Tropical Lei November

Hadn't been here in a while. It seemed very low energy for a Saturday night a little after nine o'clock. When I walked in I saw that sexy red-head with the big butt, Brooklyn. She…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

good time!

this is definitely my favorite club. the women run the spectrum from 3s to 9s, in my opinion. this time, i went with ann marie. she's got a gorgeous body, a great…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Getting better

Came here later Thursday night, haven't been here long time maybe 5 years, place wasn't to packed up but a few guys were there. Looks like they had a lot of girls working maybe it…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Cold Saturday

Went to Controversy late on a Saturday night. No hassle at security, bar is right on the right as you walk in. Not much space at the bar, but plenty of seating on two…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Good talents

I've been here few times in the past and mostly during the day,the club has no cover charge (at least during the day)with a good size parking lot. The bathrooms are on the left as…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

so much potential

my first time at Cheetas. it is an upscale strip club in terms of being clean with nice amenities. the day I was there the girls were nearly all very hot with very…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Let down

Went in with high expectations and waslet down. Three medium quality girls on shift. I chose madison. She started off by saying thst she had wished I had chosen one of the others. Tipped $100…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

This is probably my favorite club...

This is probably my favorite club in the Flint area. I have been back several times since my last review. The pros: laid back atmosphere, cheap beers, a few good looking women…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

Poor experience

In an commercial complex that is easy to find. You enter and are immediately at the reception, and there is a touchscreen with links to the available girls. You can scroll through pics and a…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies

Simply The Best. As far as i'm concerned Tootsies is the best strip club in Miami. Sure you can get your dick sucked way cheaper somewhere else. And sure you can get your grind on way better somewhere…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

This is one of the 2...

This is one of the 2 clubs in Flint that I check out wgen I'm in the area. The other being Teasers which is a sister club. I keep coming back for 2…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Not bad at all!

I was pleased to see that some of the girls could actually work the pole a bit. Drinks were a little pricey but seems to be the case in every club. Dancers are a good…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Ritz

While working in Baltimore decided to try somewhere new and ended up at the Ritz. The club layout was sort of interesting, and felt sort of like a neighborhood bar trying to be high…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Freindly

Nice inside, outside looks a little suspect. Found the ladies friendly and engaging. $25 for basic lap dance, with $5 to the house and $20 to the girl in a not very private…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

lackluster all around

Conveniently located near the airport, I was happy to find a club that wouldn't take a long time to travel. And it was easy to find on the corner of an intersection. Door staff was friendly,…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Surprised to see lot of action

Was surprised to see good action on a Friday afternoon. Mixed crowd and mixed quality if girls, there were few good looking girls from a distance. Stage dances are better in the nights but the private…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Nice for after hours

I Went here after hitting the club late night around 4am4am Friday. The club services only champagne and hookah. I think it's the best club because you can sit down and chairs and be approached…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Decent time at the Blue

A bit late on this was here a couple of months ago. Thursday afternoon around 1pm very few patrons but about ten dancers ranging from 4-7. It was a mix of Russian and Latina…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Better options out there!

If you are over in the area of Kennedy Blvd. and want womething close then this is the place for you to visit. I have been here a few times with my friend and its…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

not bad

Had a short stay at Henry's last week around 8pm. There were about 8 dancers that I saw and like 15 customers there. I saw 2 very good looking dancers working. One of them I heard…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice Club

Went to visit Diamond Dolls, instead of my preferred spot Cheetahs, based on some good word of mouth I heard from some friends regarding the influx of hot Cuban dancers. They were right. Definitely top…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Cuban with a booty

I went a day after work , ive had gone a couple of times before. But this time I went a bit earlier ,cover is 7 $ beers are 3.75$ all the girls are average…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Gallaghers is Solid

Been to Gallaghers a few times. Weekday afternoons are a good time because there are good drink specials and sometimes free food, but more importantly because there can be more privacy in the lapdance…

Whispers Gentlemen's Club

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Entered the club before 3:00PM (Thursday...

Entered the club before 3:00PM (Thursday - 12/1/16) and stayed for slightly more than half hour. This club is totally rebuilt where Valley of the Dolls used to be with a totally different layout. Layout: As we…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

There was next to no one...

There was next to no one in the club I sat down at the bar and chatted up 2 gals who were very nice and friendly I got a private room for 4 songs that…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

I dont know why this club is so slow

Stopped into Mynx about noon. Went to the bar and ordered a draft IPA that I had never heard of. $4.50 which is $2 off the regular price as their wednesday special.…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Went to GGC a few weekends...

Went to GGC a few weekends ago and got to have a chill night. This was Friday night so the male revue was to happen later that night. Alot of women in the audience, waiting…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

Okay club in bad area

Dancers area okay looking but do a good job. Lap dance is typical and good. Was offered a private dance for starting if 25.00. Declined due to I was not looking for a private dance.…

Little Darlings

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Made a special trip to OKC to see featured dancers

The club had Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee in the middle of October so I drove down from Wichita. I purchased a wristband to get in to both this regular stripjoint and the one beside…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

OK visit

Got the itch and found myself at the lounge. Was I don't know the name of the older Brazilian dancer with nice tits, but a lousy face (my opinion) and flabby/dimply ass. I…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Burn notice!

Came in at around 2pm on a Friday afternoon. Entrance fee was $26- paid since I knew all I'd be doing is hanging out and watching the action. Theatre seating with a large stage. Lighting…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good mileage, but ....

Arrived at Club Rio about 12:45 pm. The club sits off the main road, so it is easy to miss. The parking lot is small, but was not a problem at this time.…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Post-Cowboys Game Visit

Went to the Cowboys/Eagles game on a Sunday night. After the game, we decided to hit up a strip club or 2. We went to baby dolls first (because the game was in…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Still worth a visit

So I came back here for a 2nd visit roughly two weeks ago. This club seems to be going through lots of changes recently, but it's still one of the better clubs around to…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

I sure as hell picked the wrong day to go.

Went out for a night on my own after a long weekend filled with family. And did I sure as hell pick the wrong night to go. I got there like 9:30 the Sunday after Thanksgiving.…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

In the middle of no where

Was driving down interstate 40 as I have many times and once again saw the billboard advertising this club. I decided to make a detour and give it a try. A detour it…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

First time visiting

My first trip to Follies, as I was passing by in the early afternoon before a meeting (only stayed 45 minutes or so). Before going, I had read some reviews of Follies and I…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Not worth it this time...

So, as to not repeat physical attributes of this bar, I will skip those details. I visited this place at 2:00 on a Thursday. Had nothing to do and wanted to see some girls…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

West Hollywood, California

Too drunk to visit this place

I came here for a buddies birthday party a few months back and it seemed like a nice place with comfortable seating and friendly girls, the issue was me being the most visible water one…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ei

Finally back in Maryland after a little Thanksgiving vacation. Got to bwi around 10:00 and decided to hit up my favorite PG spot for a night cap. I usually don't go to…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

first time

I went to here as I just moved back to the area and it was close. It was about 2pm and the club was mostly empty. Only one dancer on stage and everyone…

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

Wiggles

Club name is Wiggles again. Don't know why the name was changed back, or if it changed ownership. Stopped in around 11pm on a Friday. $10 cover. 2 dancers. One AA, I think the other…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Okay from a first timers view

I fit there about 10 PM on a Friday night. Cover was $10, NOT $3-5. Maybe because it was a Friday or 10 PM? Sat at the bar quite a while before getting waited on and…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

BACK TO FUEGO AGAIN

So I had heard FUEGO closed down but reopened?? Anyways it was my uncles b day so we decided to take him there and he had a blast..definitely best club in pg County, new talent…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Las Vegas Goldmine

In town for a week, and though this was not my first time in Las Vegas I still made it a point to come back...twice. Took a taxi there and a Uber. Both times we…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Las Vegas Goldmine

In town for a week, and though this was not my first time in Las Vegas I still made it a point to come back...twice. Took a taxi there and a Uber. Both times we…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Meh...

The club was pretty dead when I went... Unless everyone was in the VIP. The girls were pretty natural, not much of silicone city... I kinda prefer that eye candy. But it is a laid…

AMOR OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Nothing special but not bad

I went in on a Friday night though I really couldn't tell if they were open because the parking lot was empty. As I entered the club the door man collected $10 for entry. The…

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What can an attractive stripper say .....

What can an attractive stripper say in one sentence or less that immediately, completely, and likely permanently, ends your potential interest in her? I just had three in one night. 1. Her: Hi, my name's (insert random stripper…

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If You're Sick of Blowing Money On Strippers, Here's Another Option

Help Jill Stein out!!! https://www.yahoo.com/tech/surprise-jill-stein-recount-now-costs-almost-10-171424311.html Is it just me, or is she really suckering all the asshats I see driving around with their "coexist" bumper stickers and eating tofu so she can stuff her pockets with what's left over?

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I guess that makes me a racist too. :)

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Stripper seeing OTC told me "I fuck who I want to, don't answer to anyone."

So if stripper tells u she in relationship not to worry. Just make sure she is discreet and he does not know. A few years back seeing 21 yo stripper OTC had offered her $200 at the club meet…

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Cuba is so poor...

that if a Ca 5 hurricane hit Cuba head on, there would be property damage costing up to $400

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The Gayest Thing About RickyBoy?

Is it: - the white three piece polyester suit? - greasing hundreds of bouncers across the country? - stroking dozens of managers across the country? - his faggity little System? - having ten people's worth of egos crammed into his one puny little brain?

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I was there.

ATLANTA Chamblee police in Georgia don't believe there's a credible threat after they say a 31-year-old Atlanta man said he would "slay" an officer "in the name of Allah and ISIS." The incident is alleged to have happened at Follies Strip Club…

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Cleaning Out The Closet

Last weekend,I was cleaning the closet of clothes that either shrunk or I just got fat and was reminded of a stripper roommate of mind when she retired. She cleaned out her closet and it was full of dancer clothes, thongs,…

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QR porn

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Tatted up alternative look

The tatted up alternative/goth girls aren't my type, and last night there was a redhead who fit that description. Her arms were tatted up, her ass was tatted up, some of her chest was tatted up, a lot of her…

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Teacher impregnated by 13-year-old takes plea deal

I know it's wrong, but I feel like high-fiving the kid. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/11/17/teacher-impregnated-13-year-old-takes-plea-deal/94014140/

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Nice place

I am in Tulsa on business and tried this place. It is a very nice looking place and in a retail location. Plenty of parking and seemed safe. No cover before 6pm…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Not a lot of dancers but friendly

Really friendly girls. I stopped by in the afternoon and there were 4-5 girls working. Each would dance for a couple of songs and then usually they would hang around. There was a local crowd…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Party Atmosphere

I haven't been to Hustler for a while, so I thought it was time to give it another try. It felt pretty active for a Wednesday night - upstairs was closed, but downstairs felt…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Fun bar friendly girls

Generally one of my favorites when I'm in town. Stopped by recently to see old friend Adrianna - day shift gal but as good as they come. Came back in the evening…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

First time visit on a Tuesday evening

I walked in around 6 PM on Tuesday. I paid $10 for the cover. The club has a good layout, with a long stage in the middle with chairs on both sides. I like bright…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Your typical neighborhood brothel

So I finally went to this joint on Wednesday night, I arrived at 9:30 pm and got lighted patted down, no cover charge but I guess you need to buy a drink once inside.…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

A couple of my buddies and...

A couple of my buddies and I have gone her a couple times. We've checked out the other local joints but we figured it was time to check this one out. We made the trip…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Return Engagement

After catching a short Uber ride from a Thai restaurant down the street I walked in around 9 PM and waited for the night shift to make it in. I was hoping to catch up…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

It was great!

It was a Friday night/Saturday morning. Door girl was awesome. Dancers was nice. Dances was great! It wasn't that many customers but it was worth the time and money. I would highly recommend this place…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Never again

Went there on a Saturday night with a bunch of my friends for a bachelor party. First impression, there was a grumpy door guy waiting to take our money. Which we had no bachelor party…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Too fat for me

Went there on a Friday night around 10pm. It was quiet. Barely see any dancers. Went there a few years back and it was actually okay. But now, they have lost alot of their decent…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

It was alright

Me and a couple buddies of mine went there on a Thursday night. It was quiet but there was dancers there. There was also a good looking girl on stage. Cover was a decent price.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Another visit to Mitchell Brothers

This is my second review of this club, based on a visit in early November. The last time I visited was earlier this year and I went early in the week at kind of a…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

pretty good for the money

came here for a good time with a couple friends and had a really good time. the dances are well priced and more private than other clubs i've been to. you do have to prepay…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

Drink ripoff

Hi guys, I judt here tonite. There are some nice girls. But they are average looking got most. Some girls make s big attempt to hustlr. One really old Asian woman…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

same old CCR

Nothing really changes here. Haven't been her in a few years and it's all still the same. Setup is like a restaurant. Tables with table cloth and lots of booths. Separate room enclosed by glass…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Better than last time

Went last evening. I am typically a day shift person but the same OLD faces and bodies get tiresome to continue to tip $3 a shot too so I had some free time and went…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Little Darlings, Seattle WA

Ratings and Information: Cover is now $22, dances in the main part of the club are $20, and in the back part of the club are $30. DJ Annoyance Factor: Off the MFing Scale!/10. Many…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Cheetahs Club Review

Zone Club is located in Kearny Mesa, which is 10 miles or 15 minutes drive north of downtown. It is near the intersection of 163 and 52, just east of the 805. It is located on…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Awesome time

This is a review of my last 2 visits to this club. I enjoyed my visits both times as they have new dancers who really offer good dances in the low key afternoon shift. Jade…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Not very

Was in Seattle for a meeting and decided to stop by this place afterwards. There were maybe 5 or 6 dancers on shift and I did not see one that was above a 6.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Early Thursday evening visit to the Cab

Visited the Cab at around 6pm on a Thursday evening. Little shopping center where the Cab is located was PACKED. I almost didn't go in thinking that the club would be too busy because the…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Good time

I have a weekend house in the area and have driven by this place curiously for years now. Finally decided to stop by a couple of weeks ago on a Friday night around 9…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Sunday

I went to Trails on Sunday afternoon on November 27th. The parking lot was full, no cover charge at that time of day. I walked in expecting the place to be packed, but…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi liter girls not here

I went to Centerfolds to see if some of the better dancers from Hi Liter had taken their talent there. Not that I could see. There were more dancers dancing on the floor than what…

Smile Lounge

Houston, Texas

Curiosity got to me.

Went to smile lounge after trying moon lounge where there were no girls working. I haven't been to one of these places on T-Road yet so I wanted to see what they were about. Walked…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

A little bit of new from old reliable

I've been to this place a bunch of times when I'm in the area to check on my real estate investments. It's always been a weekday afternoon, always between 2 and 5. This place is better viewed…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

WOW I love this place

I have been to this place several times! All of the girls have been very nice. I would rate the girls I have seen as a 6 or 7 but don't let that…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Weekday visit to Electric Blue

I was in town for couple of days. Searched for strip clubs and went though some reviews. Decided on Electric blue cafe. Went there around 9. The entry fee was 5$. There were around 6…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

What a cutie

I live in country, but I go to Austin a lot. But I've never been to this club before. Don't know why. Just seems like it was never on my radar. Until this week. I…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Smelly City...

Headed up here for an afternoon visit. 4 dancers on shift on the slow day. Ordered a beer at the bar and waited. Wish I had left... All 3 dancers that I had…

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Who would be the TUSCL version of the 60's Ratpack?

Let's see..... Frank Sinatra Dean Martin Sammy Davis Jr. Peter Lawford Joey Bishop With make up, Papi could replace Sammy Davis Jr....lol

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Do you ever offer to help a stripper?

This afternoon one of my favorite confided in me that she masturbated in the club parking lot before coming into work. I told her that she should have waited. That I would have been happy to help her out. :)

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Abigail Ratchford wearing not much

Somehow I missed these tasty, slightly clothed shots of the voluptuous Abigail Ratchford three months ago: http://www.lastmenonearth.com/abigail-ratchford-lingerie-round-up-p10532 No doubt some asshat will point out (again) that she is allegedly an escort in LA. So? Doubtless another will accuse me (again) of being…

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I LUV 2 WATCH GAY PORN WITH RICK AND DOUGSTER

TITLE SAYS IT ALL

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How do you even LDK?

I've never understood the ability. I mean, how do you get that much out of a lapdance?

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ATF Porn Videos

Let's see 'em and here why. This is my ATF. This chic looks almost exactly like a of a former employee of mine so it was always a favorite go-to when we worked together. Stil a favorite though! http://www.xvideos.com/video21213401/sara_-_creampie

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OT: R.I.P. Bic-Mac

The inventor of the Big Mac has died Michael Delligatti, the man who brought you the Big Mac, has died. He was 98. Delligatti, more affectionately known as Jim, was one of McDonald'smcd first franchisees. He first created the Big Mac…

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Stripper OTC girl told me "your my number 1"

A stripper I have seen about a dozen times OTC told me this. I met her at a club near my office and now it's all OTC at notel. She is 25 from Cali and $200 a session.…

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Where else but Floriduh?

JUPITER, Fla. - A Florida man who really wanted to go to a strip club and didn't like his girlfriend holding him up was arrested after tackling the woman. The Palm Beach Post reports the man was intoxicated Tuesday night when…

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Jes' to make you perverts all happy 'n shizzle I be postin' a link fer y'all! Th

www.imagebam.com/image/9f69cb516758251

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Should I feel special?

This stripper gave me her number, and she told me she never gives her number out. Strippers never lie right? Should I now assume that her and I are gonna spend the rest of our lives together?? I smell love.

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Major strip club pet peeve

I absolutely HATE it when they have the two hottest strippers in the club on the same stage rotation (different stages). Why not separate them? I was going to sit down on the stage and tip both of them, but now…

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New Franklin man sentenced in strip club beating death of Marine veteran

A man in his 60's was beaten to death. In Michigan your concealed pistol permit does not allow you to carry in bars. I want to see the law changed so I protect myself wherever I am.

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Beyond Tijuana

We've covered TJ in pretty good detail. I'm curious about other parts of Mexico. Anybody have any experience with the strip clubs or brothels in Mexico City, Cabo San Lucas, Puerto Vallarta, or Cancun? Thanks for sharing your experiences with us.

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FYI: Verizon coverage sucks in San Francisco

Spotty as shit

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I'm in SF

Who wants to hang tonight?

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Lucy Pinder is a goddess

Lucy is one of my all-time favorite Page 3 girls. Interestingly, she was a glamour model for four years (2003-2007) before she finally got her glorious tits out. Here are some recent topless pics: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/10/lucy-pinder-topless (11 photos) and here is…

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Toda La Noche, ¿Sí o no?

Substantial Girl: http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff347/mytrove/post-17552-0-36243600-1470160179_zpswnytj7ba.jpg

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And you guys think I pay too much to fuck 18 year olds

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3981570/Desperate-teenager-reveals-selling-virginity-850-000-buy-home-parents-evicted-claims-no-idea.html

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2016 Coming To A Close - Happy Or Sad?

I don't know why, but when each year comes to a close I always think it's an automatic reset where I can start my life over again. Oh yeah, I'll excercise more, donate more of my time to charitable…

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Well, it kooks like trolls are ruining TUSCL

Boring and repetitive for the most part

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Twerking for the Holidays

http://www.radass.com/twerking-turkey-twurkey/

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Strip club owner accused of paying to have associates beaten up

And you thought the strippers were bad. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-strip-club-owner-arrested-met-20161127-story.html

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New Orleans during the day

I don't have much experience going out to clubs in the day time. But I find myself with a few free hours on Bourbon Street on a Thursday afternoon in a couple weeks. Is anything in the area worthwhile that…

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Special gift for package thieves

https://youtu.be/ifCAL4fAll4 I will be sending dirty daipers for xmas

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Best Club in DMV right now?

Looking to change up my regular spot which is Sins right now, perfect for my lowkey style and taste in dancers, so looking to the community for some suggestions. Sorry if Im starting discussion thats already been talked about but…

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OKC clubs

Does anybody have any personal experience with the clubs in Oklahoma City? I will be going there for business next week and wanted to know if any of the clubs are worth it and anything you can tell me. Not…

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Crazy

So I am sure some of you have had the experience of having a dancer or woman maybe who isn't a dancer go off on you even after you have tried to help that person in many ways. Then somehow…

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Tijuana In-Depth

My intention with this discussion is to elaborate on san_jose_guy's posts about Tijuana. There are many pieces of valuable information that is left out that I believe will be beneficial for newcomers and veterans alike. I will repeat some of…

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How important is the outfit??

Expanding on shadowcat's thread a bit got me thinking, how important is it? Personally, it adds up to 2 points. I like the role-playing, the imagination, and the tease. The right outfit adds a bit of personality and makes her…

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NC clubs any good?

I'm gonna be down in southeast North Carolina for a couple weeks for business, how are the clubs down there? I checked through the reviews and most of the clubs don't have that many recent reviews. I'm guessing that extras are…

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'Jealous' married millionaire businessman, 54, 'strangled his burlesque dancing

Never feel jealous about dancers and whores. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3979084/Married-father-two-millionaire-businessman-54-strangled-burlesque-dancer-25-paying-10-000-month-escort.html

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Pranks

I have a fake credit card. I give it to people when paying for stuff just to see how long it takes them to figure out it is not real. Should O video this and outbit on youtube? .yes or

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Big Boobs

Have you ever been in a restaurant that is not like Hooters or Twin Peaks where it seems lime all the waitresses have big boobs? Kind of reminds me of a Seinfeld episode

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Philadelphia Clubs - advice?

Heading to Atlantic City next week for a convention, thinking of taking a side trip to Philly and staying there on Tuesday night to visit some clubs. Any suggestions? Is it worth going on a Tuesday? Don't really want…

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Stripper names never used

At this point I think we all hear the stripper names over and over again. It would be nice to hear to some new unique names used. "Thickness" comes to mind as a name that would have my interest piqued before…

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San_Jose_Guy has unlocked the secret to ANY Latina

"You can also dance with the girls. I know that if you do that, ANY Latina will just look into your eyes and turn you into jello." Lloyd Schoene https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=46576 How could men have been missing this for so long when it…

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How priests try to help strippers.....

http://66.media.tumblr.com/6053ed9603a15307c035cab5b80a1ea8/tumblr_ogvqxvp5kz1s9l6yxo1_400.gif

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Who gives a better blow job: a DS or a DC?

Another way to ask this question is: what's the biggest/best motivation for a woman to sexually satisfy a man in creative ways that fulfill his fantasies: love or money? Until recently, based upon my DS experiences, I would have said money…

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TUSCL Cyber Monday Sale!!!!!!!

Here at TUSCL we deal in more physical experiences than tangible goods, but that doesn't mean we still can't participate in Cyber Monday, after all we are a damn website! Lunch with Founder: 20% off $1,000 Lunch with Emily: 2% off $5,000 Johnsmith69…

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Upcoming Miami meetup

Plans have been finalized to have the meetup, next Friday night, December 9 at Tootsies after 7 pm. If you are coming, get there before 7 pm so you don't have to pay the cover. Afternoon shift ends…

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Clubs in New Orleans

My ATF recently moved to New Orleans and started dancing there. She's dancing at Penthouse on Bourbon Street. About two months after she moved, my work asked me if I'd like to go to New Orleans for 6 weeks to…

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How A Girl "Ends Up" Doing Porn

Interesting article I stumbled upon this morning. It's an old article about the OSU (Oregon State U) girl who masturbated inside the schools library and got some decent fame from it. She also received a citation and a…

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Kegels

Is there any better feeling than feeling a girls pussy do kegels while your dick is inside of her? One of my favorite memories with my ATF was on our 3rd OTC session. I had fucked her bareback and given her…

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Pubic hairstyles!

I'm sure this topic is done to death, but Darkblue999's post about whether a clean shaved pussy = disease free got me thinking. What is the rough proportions of pubic hairstyles that you see. Almost all shaved in my experience!

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A holiday parade. A float with pole dancers. And an instant uproar

Some people are easily offended. http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/barry-saunders/article116818803.html

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rickdugan is a homosexual!

Just proving that I can post on a wide range of topics. Lol!

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Strip Clubs That Make You Pay to Get to the Lap Dance Area

One of the two strip clubs that I'm a regular at makes people pay to get to the lap dance area. Platinum dolls in Lexington charges customers ten dollars just to get to the dance area. I find it annoying…

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Draft kings sunday football tournament wins today

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNVXHo4Ai9L/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BNVW_vHAq3g/

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Dick wants what it wants.

Ever get or want a stripper who's not your type and on almost the extreme opposite of what you go for? Did you fight it or give into the urge? And was it better or worse than you expected? Had a…

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Porn stars' favorite positions

As many of you know, you can receive a sexy little bundle of joy every Sunday evening by subscribing to www.TheChive.com. This week porn stars reveal their favorite sexual positions: http://thechive.com/2016/11/21/adult-film-stars-reveal-their-favorite-positions-17-photos/?_branch_match_id=181972093271848550 I'm surprised by the preponderance of missionary and doggie!…

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Continuation of Tijuana Discussions

Some have said that this 'MLB' is a better place for beginners to start, even better than the Hong Kong Bar. But I don't know what MLB means. Maybe it means this: La Malquerida But this is only speculation. Some have…

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Top 100 most popular pornstars of 2016

The website Pornhub does a weekly, yearly, and monthly tracking of how popular the pornstars are. Popularity is determined by how often the pornstar videos are watched (on the website Pornhub). So far for the year of 2016 these are…

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Westworld - what would YOU do there?

Been watching this series recently. I love how in the show's time frame, it's NBD to go fuck a bunch of robots. I mean, I guess if I went there that's probably what I'd do.

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Video that broke the Internet: Beauty Incarnate

As you will read at the beginning of this two-minute visual delight, "This video may not contain necessarily unhot women". Warning: the honeys in this video start out semi-clothed but get nekkider as it goes along! https://vimeo.com/76577640?from=outro-local

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Video that broke the Internet: Another Day at the [Topless] Beach

In my part of the world, it's 40-some degrees and dreary, which makes me SADD. Seeing beautiful young women sunbathing with bare bazooms cheers me up and may do the same for you. Enjoy! https://vimeo.com/69800618 (3:28)

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The ultimate "Thank You" from a stripper.

Around 2003 my wife had moved out of the house but my 2 kids, in their 20's, were still living at home. I came home from work one night around 11PM. My daughter told me that there was a package…

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Online poker and fire ball wisky time

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNUvmvbAzZw Nothing like a good evening of getting drunk and donking off some small stakes bills

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Clean shaved dancer

I saw few gorgeous dancers who danced nude on stage. These are full.nude dances. When they spread the legs you can see neatly shaved pussy. No spots and no blemishes. Can we assume these dancers don't have any STDs?

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Relaxing at the house after a succesfull club visit

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNUyMN9AdRT/

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HERPES 2.0

My previous post got some hilarious and informative responses. I'm really liking this website! Any more stories, suggestions, experiences, ect. regarding fucking hookers and STD? Prevention methods? Thanks people.

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2AM is a little early in Cleveland

Let's make it 3:30am http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/11/woman_followed_from_cleveland.html

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ISIS Strip Club, Burkas, and Syrian Refugee Children

3 for 1 special http://www.imagebam.com/image/6fb6e0516941585# http://www.imagebam.com/image/22b87f516941534 http://www.imagebam.com/image/456119516941490

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Charlotte 2AMer.

Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police detectives are looking for witnesses in a deadly shooting that occurred in a north Charlotte “adult entertainment bar” known a Lust of Charlotte and Club Lust. Investigators say they received a call at 3:37 a.m. Sunday about an assault…

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Pussy Talent

Stripper, totally nude, rolls up on her back, legs spread in the air, places a bill folded into a tent over the honey pot, then blew it into the air!

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That pussy feels so good

https://youtu.be/8iGKDbCrE4o

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San Antonio 2AMer.

SAN ANTONIO — Police are searching for suspects after one man was found shot and two others beaten up in the parking lot of a North Side strip club. Emergency crews were called to The Vanity Factory on the 2800 block…

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NCAA Football "Final Four"

Who is it? 1. Alabama (duh) 2. Clemson 3. Ohio State 4. Washington? / Winner of the Big 10 Title Game? * Big 12 left out

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HERPES

I want to go to mexico and have sex with a bunch of strippers but I am scared of getting herpes. Am I just being a bitch? Any experiences? Thanks.

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Period.

Question: you're with a female friend (civie, wife, stripper - does not matter) and you find out (to her surprise) she is on her period in the middle of sex, do you keep going or quit to avoid a

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You might be a gay fish if ?

Your name is Larry Fish Sticks lol

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Does anyone else get off trying to corupt clean or young or new dancers

Most of the time I find myself at clubs closer to me for cheap visits and these cubs are not like follies. Most these girls at these clubs make their money with legit dances and the clubs inforce the rules I usually…

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I just asked about Motorhead on Twosheds'

Don't know what his handle there is but I tried to describe him. I know it's a longshot.

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Showing love to the ass

I'm an ass guy. Sometimes when I'm getting a dance from a girl with a really nice ass, I will kiss her asscheeks. I've done this to maybe seven or eight girls, and none of them have objected, in fact…

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OT Castro dead

It is rare that I don't pay respect to one'side passing. Osama bin Laden was one. Fidel Castro is another. I'm sure SJG is in mourning, but there are quite a few that have been looking forward to this day…

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A very stripperish Thanksgiving

I have always loved a big Thanksgiving feast, and now that I live alone I roast my own turkey and make stuffing and mashed potatoes and other side dishes I enjoy. Sometimes I have a few friends over…

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Well it looks like Juice has the most sausagey fangers on here

Title says it all. Right.

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Well, it looks like rickdugan is the most gay member here...

Title says it all! Lol!

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Addictions are stronger than love

I know most of these strippers, escorts, and sugar babies have boyfriends or are in relationships. Some of those relationships are more serious than others. I guess it shouldn't be surprising, but it still surprises me that women in serious…