Dose of reality
larryfisherman
California
•The strip club is not the place to look for a girlfriend
•Strippers just want your money, they don't care about your looks or how nice you are
•If you're a young guy, you shouldn't be wasting your time and money in the strip club
•Strippers lie, they'll say whatever you want to hear to get your money ("I'm in school" is a common thing they say when in reality most of the time they aren't).
•Strippers don't make the best girlfriends
•The strip club game is about money and NOTHING else
I just had a epiphany. A lot of people told me all these things, but I guess it just took getting smacked in the head repeatedly for it to sink in. I've been strip clubbing for a year now, and every few months there would be a new girl that I was in lust with. I would convince myself that she was a "good" girl, and that she was stripping just to get through school. Of course I would be always wrong. I would keep convincing myself that I'll find a girlfriend in the strip club haha. It's been a year and I haven't found her. I could be looking for 20 years and I wouldn't find her. I finally woke up, YOURE NOT GOING TO FIND HER IN THE STRIP CLUB.
I'm young and I live in LA, what the fuck am I going to strip clubs for? Too many hot women everywhere here. The strip clubs are for the older guys with money who know how the game is played.
I should have done this a long time ago, but I'm retiring from the strip clubs (until further notice).
•Strippers just want your money, they don't care about your looks or how nice you are
•If you're a young guy, you shouldn't be wasting your time and money in the strip club
•Strippers lie, they'll say whatever you want to hear to get your money ("I'm in school" is a common thing they say when in reality most of the time they aren't).
•Strippers don't make the best girlfriends
•The strip club game is about money and NOTHING else
I just had a epiphany. A lot of people told me all these things, but I guess it just took getting smacked in the head repeatedly for it to sink in. I've been strip clubbing for a year now, and every few months there would be a new girl that I was in lust with. I would convince myself that she was a "good" girl, and that she was stripping just to get through school. Of course I would be always wrong. I would keep convincing myself that I'll find a girlfriend in the strip club haha. It's been a year and I haven't found her. I could be looking for 20 years and I wouldn't find her. I finally woke up, YOURE NOT GOING TO FIND HER IN THE STRIP CLUB.
I'm young and I live in LA, what the fuck am I going to strip clubs for? Too many hot women everywhere here. The strip clubs are for the older guys with money who know how the game is played.
I should have done this a long time ago, but I'm retiring from the strip clubs (until further notice).
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Well, how long did that take to figure out?
Better yet, how much money did it cost you to figure it out?
Now you can go into clubs as a shark and not a guppy the next time you visit.
When I started seeing her in August, I thought I might learn some new positions, try my first edibles, and maybe do my first threesome. Instead I have learned two things:
1. Never *ever* fall in love with a stripper.
2. Never *ever* advance money to or pay rent for a stripper.
Congratulations on your early epiphany.
Thank you 25
@Mr. Deuce-thanks buddy
Consider yourself lucky.
What does it take for some of the retards on here to realize either this guy has been completely full of shit from day one or must look like a leper.
Either way just please go away from here. I don't give a fuck if you keep going to strip clubs or not, just don't post fake reviews and ask stupid questions here.
Oh, you have me and half the people in this thread on ignore so I guess you won't read anyway, pussy.
I gotta give a special thanks to Wallanon, Futuretrackstar, and SJG for their helpful advice publicly and privately.
Oh yeah, we're on ignore.