How to get a free stay in a hotel

Jan 29, 2017, 9:06 PM

I had not heard from my CF Jenna since Wednesday, which is unusual. She texts or calls me almost every day, and she had talked about coming to my house on Saturday.

Around 2PM on Saturday Jenna called me and told me she had a room at the MGM Grand Hotel in downtown Detroit. Would I like to come meet her there?

So I drove downtown and went up to the room. Jenna looked great as usual--young, blonde, big tits.

She told me that a customer from Albany, New York, had been in town and this was his room. He asked her to the hotel, but "all he wanted to do was talk." He told her she could keep the room for the night.

Well, hot strippers can fool me most of the time, but I could not buy that line of BS. Undoubtedly, she had been with him at the hotel for several days and he wanted more than talk.

However, I could not see any reason to call her out. I got to stay free at a nice hotel, and I got free sex from a hot girl. (Almost free--she "borrowed" $100 on Sunday when I dropped her at her house.)

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Papi_Chulo8 years ago

A stripper is like a publicly traded company, a lot of people have a piece of the action

grand15118 years ago

The good ones know how to diversify their portfolios

Imamutt8 years ago

Don't overthink the discrepancies and inconsistency. She's fucking other guys, all the signs are always there. Turn a blind eye to the truth and enjoy the lie.

impala8 years ago

Never never ever leave a hooker at your hotel after you leave. Cost me a bunch of money as that she stole everything she could after I left and left me on the hook for it. Plus, if she should get busted for prostitution, guess who's name is on the room.

warhawks8 years ago

^^^Yep. Had one order room service and drain the mini bar on me.

But at least you got to stay in one of the nicer rooms. MGM has the best hotel rooms of the casinos in Detroit.

crazyjoe8 years ago

Nice job jack. She is full of shit but who cares.

Impala that sucks. Grest advice

shailynn8 years ago

Listen bro, she didn't call you down for your "company" or your measly $100. Everyone knows you tupperwared a few containers of lasagna down for her.

impala8 years ago

Yeah, really sucked. Took the TV, stocked mini fridge, all the bedding, the lamps, iron and ironing board, and even the trash cans and ice buckets. The only thing not bolted down that she didn't take was the bible (go figure). Thank god there wasn't any room service there. Cost me almost 3 grand out of my pocket. And what can you say to try to get out of it, nothing.

rockstar6668 years ago

But Impala, how was the sex?

impala8 years ago

Outstanding!

gawker8 years ago

The worst that's happened to me after leaving a stripper in my room is a $200 fee for smoking in a non-smoking room. One time my ATF had lost her drivers license and I was aware of 2 other PL's that she was seeing OTC. She lived about 80 miles from her club and worked the same schedule as another dancer who lived near her but was missing the OTC cash. So one day I drove to pick her up and brought her to a very high end hotel for which I had enough membership points for a free night. She and I checked in at 2:00 in the afternoon and spent an hour and a half fucking. I left and PL #2 saw her for an hour and paid her $600 + $200 for the room which she said she'd rented. He left and she went to the spa for a massage, then back to meet PL #3 who paid her $1,000. I returned at about 8:00 & drove her home. She gave me the $200 for the room which I didn't even pay for. Win -win.