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Book Title for Your Monger Tales

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I'm not rich. I'm just bored. Really, really bored...

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

If you were to write a book about your explorations of the mongerverse, what would it be called?

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Jascoi
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delectable delights.

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K
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Memoirs of a Pathetic Loser

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twentyfive
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The Searcher

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shadowcat
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Sexploits of a senior citizen.

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K
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A dancer friend is writing her memoirs . There is some funny and some disturbing stuff in there. She doesn't intend to publish it. It was interesting to read her views of me and our adventures.

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ATACdawg
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Send in the Clowm

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ATACdawg
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Clown. See what I mean?

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gawker
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1001 Prurient Nights

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LecherousMonk
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"The LDK Artist" by Franz Kafka.

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Dougster
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Why I'm a RICH STUD While RickyBoy is a Complete Fag.

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shailynn
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Blowing My Retirement: One Cumshot At A Time

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larryfisherman
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lessons and experiences of a young PL

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AnonymousJim
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Longest title ever, but:

"When Do I Go To Detroit? Making The Most of Two-Way Contact, and Constantly Failing to Get OTC, in a Non-Extras Part of the World."

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l00ber
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JSmith - Little Women Pappy - Great Expectations Dougster - Everybody Poops Shadowcat - Faust Wongy - The Odyssey ldk - Battle of the Bulge sjg - 100 Years of Solitude folks in a post Cabaret Royale DFW - Paradise Lost various trolls on ignore - The Invisible Man Anyone who's caught something from the years of clubbing - Things Fall Apart or Farewell to Arms Me - Les Miserables

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l00ber
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Or course, Nina's would be The Unicorn.

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jackslash
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A Portrait of the Loser as an Old Man

The Sound and the Titties

As I Lay Fucking

Jackslash's Complaint

The Maltese Stripper

Whore and Piece

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warhawks
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Retirement? What retirement? I spent all the money on strippers and whores....

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warhawks
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Also might go with:

"50 ways to leave your money grubbing, scammer drug addicted stripper girlfriend."

Or:

"Welcome to Loserville. No ones gets out of here with any money left."

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RandomMember
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"ldk - Battle of the Bulge"

^^^ My favorite, so far. However, @Smith's book would certainly be "Lolita."

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4got2wipe
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"A Portrait of the Loser as an Old Man"

Brilliant!

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wallanon
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These are good. I'm not sure I have one yet. Something like "It's not the price it's the mileage" would be a start.

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minnow
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"Extras In Clubs- An Oral History", "What Is Behind A BUTT-- Lovers Mind: A Complete ANAL-ysis"

"Keeping A-BREAST Of Natural vs Enhanced Preference Trends"

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rogertex
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My first choice would be this, but there's already a book out: "365 Days. 365 Ways"

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Dougster
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HughGRection's can be called "Who? No, Hugh! Did They Even Notice Me?"

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Dougster
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RickyBoy's could be called "10,000 Days of Running The System"

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JuiceBox69
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Juicy Xcapades of Da" Mad Mane

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Papi_Chulo
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"Tales From the Dark Side" - Volumes I & II

"50 Shades of Chocolate"

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