Book Title for Your Monger Tales

delectable delights.

Memoirs of a Pathetic Loser

The Searcher

Sexploits of a senior citizen.

A dancer friend is writing her memoirs . There is some funny and some disturbing stuff in there. She doesn't intend to publish it. It was interesting to read her views of me and our adventures.

Send in the Clowm

*Clown*. See what I mean?

1001 Prurient Nights

"The LDK Artist" by Franz Kafka.

Why I'm a RICH STUD While RickyBoy is a Complete Fag.

Blowing My Retirement: One Cumshot At A Time

lessons and experiences of a young PL

Longest title ever, but:

"When Do I Go To Detroit? Making The Most of Two-Way Contact, and Constantly Failing to Get OTC, in a Non-Extras Part of the World."

JSmith - Little Women
Pappy - Great Expectations
Dougster - Everybody Poops
Shadowcat - Faust
Wongy - The Odyssey
ldk - Battle of the Bulge
sjg - 100 Years of Solitude
folks in a post Cabaret Royale DFW - Paradise Lost
various trolls on ignore - The Invisible Man
Anyone who's caught something from the years of clubbing - Things Fall Apart or Farewell to Arms
Me - Les Miserables

Or course, Nina's would be The Unicorn.

A Portrait of the Loser as an Old Man

The Sound and the Titties

As I Lay Fucking

Jackslash's Complaint

The Maltese Stripper

Whore and Piece

Retirement? What retirement? I spent all the money on strippers and whores....

Also might go with:

"50 ways to leave your money grubbing, scammer drug addicted stripper girlfriend."

Or:

"Welcome to Loserville. No ones gets out of here with any money left."

"ldk - Battle of the Bulge"
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^^^ My favorite, so far. However, @Smith's book would certainly be "Lolita."

"A Portrait of the Loser as an Old Man"

Brilliant!

These are good. I'm not sure I have one yet. Something like "It's not the price it's the mileage" would be a start.

"Extras In Clubs- An Oral History", "What Is Behind A BUTT-- Lovers Mind: A Complete ANAL-ysis"

"Keeping A-BREAST Of Natural vs Enhanced Preference Trends"

My first choice would be this, but there's already a book out:
"365 Days. 365 Ways"

HughGRection's can be called "Who? No, Hugh! Did They Even Notice Me?"

RickyBoy's could be called "10,000 Days of Running The System"

Juicy Xcapades of Da" Mad Mane

"Tales From the Dark Side" - Volumes I & II

"50 Shades of Chocolate"