Why, no one can see this anyway

In town and I had to make a stop at Mons Venus. Now I know going in, that MV is not really my type of place, but it is such a legendary place that I had to check it out. Got in a little after midnight, and the place was packed. Lots of girls there but the sausage (more on that later) to girl ratio was off the charts. There was some big event in town, so it added to the usual crowd. Dancer later told me she'd never seen it that packed before. 20.00 admission and no alcohol served, juice bar, but really only one person pushing drinks, and she can barely squeeze through the crowd. So yes steep admission, but if you don't want to, you really don't have to spend any more money. Crowd so deep if you try to walk through your doing the walk sideways to make yourself thin move. Very bro/fratboy vibe, but it may have had to do with the event in town. Not really any place to sit, and most everybody is standing up, most closely to the stage. Parking is tight, and it may make sense to take a Lyft/uber. The other famous club, 2001 is literally across the street & a new place called scores is next door. So close that you can do a little pub crawl type thing if you want to (I think MV actually lets you re-enter, with a hand stamp). Pink Pony, is not walk able, but is only a short drive away as well.

There is one octagonal stage in the middle of the club, usually about 4 dancers at a time on there in various states of undress. Interesting note, it seems the club has a very liberal shoe policy, not every girl is in the stereotypical stripper shoes. Some were wearing comfortable flats, sandals, ugg boots, and I think I saw a pair of running shoes. I get it, yes the shoes can look kinda sexy, but they are totally not functional. I've seen many a dancer kick off those shoes when going to dance, which I usually take as a good sign. As far as the stage show, each girl is kinda doing their own thing, in what is a very tight stage/space. There were a lot of bachelor parties there that night, and there were several rotations where the bachelor would be called to the stage, the dancers would take off his shirt, sit him down and then either dance or him, or slap the shit out of his chest. Eventually someone would stand him up, and if the guy allowed it, rip his pants/underwear off. Didn't come to the club to see rando dicks, but whatevs, it's a party I guess.

For as famous as the club is, it's very small. On either side there are a row of benches one against the wall, and the other across from a mirror. The side facing the mirror is better because, 1. you have a mirror you can check out, and 2. traffic doesn't go through there. The lapdance area on other side is also a pass through area, and with confines being so tight when crowded, multiple people may be bumping into you and your dancer. Lap dances are given openly here, and the contact appeared to be very good. One thing about the dances being given in the open is, you can see a test run of a girl that you're interested in. Very focused lap dances they appeared. All of the girls are slim, a couple of fake boobs, but mostly real bodies (no fake asses). There were a few AAs, a few Latinas, and 3 Asians (including two dark skinned - probably Thai or Cambodian) who were pretty wild. Most of the girls though are white, and most of them tend to be blonde. If you're looking for that 20yo, blonde white girl, spinner this is your place. If you've read my prior reviews, you know that type of dancer is not my thing. But I figured, while in Rome....so I decided I'd try something new and get a blonde beach babe. Not many girls actually come up to you looking for a dance, so it's one of those places where if you want a dance, you need to make it known when you see her. I saw one giving a couple some dances, and she seemed to be about good action, decently natural curvy body for her frame and kicked her shoes off to push off in her bare feet, which as I said previously was a good sign. I spotted her when she came around again, and asked for a dance & she took me straight to the bench. There is a sign over the bench area saying "Dances are negotiable - $20-$30". Dance price was not discussed with me prior, but I decided to let it happen, just to see what would happen. We chatted a minute, where she talked about how the club was, how long she'd be dancing, and about how many dudes were showing their wangs on stage tonight. While waiting for the song to start, couple line up on either side of us. dancer next to me is telling the guy the rules of the road. I didn't catch the first rule, but the second one was definitely "no touching between the legs." New song starts and my dancer starts into her routine. She really has only three moves, but they're fun, she's very energetic, and when the move is on the stick its focused-but very mechanical. Another interesting thing about the club, is the songs are played off of a juke box, which apparently the dancers have to pay for. Sometimes there will be a lull between songs until someone goes to play one. The good things about this are: 1. if you've committed to another dance, you get some free dance time between the songs, and 2. The whole song gets played, leading to some very good song length. The second song in my dances was a very popular rap song right now that's a shade over five and a half minutes long. At the end of the 2 dances she said that would be 50.00, which I thought was fair and typically what would be the price before any tip where I usually club.