Thought of the day; I was struck at the visual of Obama and Trump man hugging at the inauguration ceremony then it hit me. One of these guys has children by three different baby momma's and it ain't the black guy. HAHA
And, also in true BLM/twentyfive/porchmonkey fashion, Barry has found a scam to allow him to quit working early and live off the American taxpayers for the rest of his worthless life
Who? I mean Hugh? Is a liberal on a rampage these days. What is he saying? Nobody can quite remember. But whatever it is he is yelling it at the top of his lungs.
Geez Louise gammanu is on a tear I am honored to be called a porch monkey by such a notable as the Grand Klavern of the Fort Meyers chapter of the KKK. What an honor he took time off from his cross burning activities to publicly recognize me.
hey, I resemble that remark! More people should sit out front on their porches. It's a great way to meet new neighbors! Everyone is too "back yards" these days. Porch monkeys make for better neighbors and better neighborhoods.
That's right. No offense at all. I'm taking the term back. The 55 yo hippie down the street and I both rock it. I'm honored to be a porch monkey, lmfao.
My street is so quiet there's nothing to watch. Plus my porch overlooks the yard in back, not the street. I like to watch the birds at my feeder and birdbath. I'm more of a porch cat than porch monkey I suppose.
In the backyard we call the deck the deck and the pool deck the patio. In the front we call it the stoop and back in the day hanging out on the front stoop was awesome as it meant chatting with your neighbors and everyone did it who lived without a/c in the projects; regardless of race.
Actually FUCK YOU. All of you- hopefully for a cheap price negotiated with the right girl before you get to the VIP room. Unless of course you wanted a blowjob ;)
(and write the review if you get the chance- oops! that would be so on-topic, sorry!)
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Does siting on my deck in the sweet summer time catching some rays and drinking an ice cold beer qualify as being a porch monkey?
If so, I'm not offended. lol.
That's right. No offense at all. I'm taking the term back. The 55 yo hippie down the street and I both rock it. I'm honored to be a porch monkey, lmfao.
(and write the review if you get the chance- oops! that would be so on-topic, sorry!)