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Do you have......

Do you have a "type"? Is your type based on size? Breast Size? Weight? Height? Ass? Race? Lack or Morals? Gfe? Ethnicity? Do you have a "type"?

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Ok

I hadn't been here in a few months and decided to pique some interests to see if business has picked up, especially in light oh the Hiliter changes. I'm staying away from Hiliter after one…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Not Worth The Stop

This club has been around a long time and while it once was a hot place with lots of action those days are long gone. Find somewhere else. This was my first stop of the evening…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Not Worth The Stop

This club has been around a long time and while it has at times been a hot place with lots of action those days are long gone. Find somewhere else. This was my second stop of…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Not Worth The Stop

This club has been around a long time and while it once was a hot place with lots of action those days are long gone. Find somewhere else. This was my third stop of the evening.…

Bada Bing

Syracuse, New York

Downward Spiral

All the general prior physical descriptions apply. This club is again in trouble. You can see it in a number of ways. When I arrived on this visit at about 8pm the club was cold.…

Blue Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

West Haven, Utah

why is this place so hard to find

I've been to club wet about 3 times before over the last few years. I was in Roy for another event, so I thought I'd stop in since it was only a few miles…

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Have the West Coast strippers developed a certain glow?

This might be the reason.. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fukushima-radiation-has-reached-us-shores/ar-AAlkXUr?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

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We need to stop the terrorist moon base now!

https://youtu.be/prLOjYqwaAc

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Sounded like a good plan.

I probably shouldn't be on reddit anymore than a porn site. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5gy6ty/tifu_by_taking_a_bath_with_my_girlfriend/

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pleasant surprise

This is a friendly place and generally reliable for extras. Many will provide a basic Harry James in the main couch dance room in a song or two and be happy with any tip…

Sunset Strip

Indianapolis, Indiana

Sunday Night Post-Game

I stopped by on a Sunday evening when I was in town for a Pacers game. I showed up around 10 and I thought it was going to be the first really bad experience I…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hit or Miss...mostly miss

I've been to this place a handful of times, most recently the Wed before Thanksgiving, so this review wil be a compilation of trips. Truly a hit or miss spot and on this most recent…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Overall not bad

I will say coming from Texas this club doesn't match the quality. As a first time visitor it was easy to see that the dancers had their favorite customers. The two drink minimum is pricey…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Ok time

Went to the club after work one day was about 4 girls came to me right away but was first time there so wanted to check it out but when they found out I wasn't…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

A little bit of life again

It's been quite a while since my last visit here -- most of the dancers seemed to be new faces. They run a good show here but things have certainly fallen off a bit.…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Wednesday Afternoon

I went in on a Wednesday afternoon. There was 7 girls working. Not much going on. After about 10 minutes a tall named Kaila came over tome. After about 5 minutes there…

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Another cute young teacher fucks a high school student

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4015646/Former-Wisconsin-high-school-teacher-sobs-jailed-sleeping-teen-student.html Where the fuck were teachers like this when I was in high school?

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Have you ever been desperate enough to fuck this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4015852/Prostitute-one-eye-11-people-arrested-South-Carolina-prostitution-ring.html

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Sloppy seconds....

Or why I can't do Tijuana. I don't care how hot a dancer is. If I know that she has already done another customer that day, I cannot bring myself to get explicit with her. When I was young my…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Awful

They open at 11:00 am. I arrived at 12:15 on Monday afternoon. No cover charge. Stage is directly in front of you as you walk in. The bar was to the far right. One PL…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Couple friendly

The club it self is GORGEOUS by far one of the best interiors in the greater Phoenix area. I'm more likely to bring my wife here, as she's more comfortable due to the no touching…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Ehh

I used to consider this a decent club a few years ago mostly due to its value. I was able to get in without a cover (strong negotiation skills), complimentary extras (if you have game)…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Awesome experience

I've been going to this club since it opened and each time I have had a more than decent experience. I was doing home from a gig in Ontario and made a pit stop to…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Busy night in Tucson

Hadn't been to Curves in way too long so decided to make a stop and look at some nearly naked lovelies. Parking lot was nearly full and while there was not a line to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice surprise

Pulled into the HiLiter on a Tuesday around 6 in the evening for my first visit post-raid. Had read a lot of other reviews spelling out the aftermath and results of the raid but…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Always a fun time here

I've been visiting this club for years and while the quality is not as good as in the past, it's still a fun place to go. In past years, I used to go at night…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Heads up!

I just got word that they put up camera in the VIP that are recording all the time and be accessed remotely. Most of my favorite girls have left for other clubs. I have…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

This review is from a visit...

This review is from a visit 9 days ago and nothing has changed but this is offered up partly as a rebuttal to the previous review. Perceptions differ and YMMV but from my experiences it…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Players

Made a visit to Players Club, wanted to evaluate the lapdance area changes for myself. Cover is steep, $25, but you can bring in any drinks that you want and you can share them with the…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

A slow night

Decided to run down the street to TDs and watch the nearly naked local girls on a Tuesday night. It was a slow night with few customers and few dancers in the house. As always…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

Friday Night at Rock Za

Friday night at Rock Za. Im on a mission to finally visit every single strip club in Hawaii and I have found myself going to Rock Za more than once because it has so far…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Afternoon at the LS

This was my first trip to the LS. It's a bit of a dive but in a good way that doesn't pretend to be something it is not. I got a drink from a plain…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Not what it use to be

I arrived and paid $3 for the parking. $10 entry fee. I noticed they have moved the Dj booth in the back corner. The music here is a lot of rap music. The old lady…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Saturday night in Atlanta

I made my annual visit here while on a business trip to Atlanta. Stayed at a nearby hotel at Buford Hwy and the Atlanta Beltway so I could go back-and-forth between Follies and…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Fine for what it is

Being from Detroit where anything goes, visiting clubs in other states where nothing goes makes reviewing difficult. Dancers were mixed in terms of looks and friendliness. Sat with Sierra for a bit. Cute AA girl…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Best Strip Joint On Earth

This is hands down THE best strip joint on the planet!...which is pretty much like a brothel. There are close to 100 dancers on shift at any given time and you can pretty much take…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Not a bad visit

Monroe's is one of the better looking clubs on the inside. They dont offer free lunch like other clubs in the area however the ladies are more down to earth here. 2 bars in the…

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Emily Ratajkowski

I've always found Emily Ratajkowski extremely sexy, beautiful face and amazing body, plus she's not afraid to get naked. She did a recent photo shoot and while not nude, she shows off some impressive under boon and probably looks the…

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being 'bald'

a delicate subject. obviously most all of us prefer a girl having a 'bald' pussy. or maybe a landing strip at the most. but how about us guys. i personally first cut back the bush in a major way... then…

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Crazyjoe does college

https://youtu.be/EXFsz1V5s18

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back row baptist blow jobs at church

Just kidding... Crazyjoe gets a new job in an office building... Another shit discussion? What did you expect https://youtu.be/Oa9f9x0Oj5c

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Meanwhile, at the San Jose Wild Animal Park..

A small San Jose Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem: The gorilla was…

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Pulled a JS69

Told my stripper to bring weed with her for OTC. Smoked...got a decent high...and fucked and fucked and fucked. Touchè JS69 for reminding me how good hitting raw pussy blazed-the-fuck-out-high-AF. Cheers to you sir for reminding me exactly how to…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

I Love This Place

This is my second review of Oasis. i was in town for a thing in 2015, stumbled on it and just had a ball. No pressure for dances. The quality of the dancers went from…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

hole in wall

So I was traveling and stayed downtown. I was bored after the business meeting and looked up club. This one was walking distance so I went. It was a bit hard to…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Well, in my last review of...

Well, in my last review of this club a few months ago I said I couldn't think of a reason to ever go back. I guess last Tuesday I just said "what the hell" to…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Sammie

There were a lot more dancers working last Tuesday than I expected. I tried to do a quick inventory, and just quit counting when I got to 15. There were at least "two…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Good club

I was in town on a business trip again. My hotel was a block away from Flashdancers, decided to hit the club around midnight as I had nothing much to do in my room. The club…

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RickDugan Also Likes to Stroke Managers!

...you guessed it: because he is gay! LOL!

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how for deal with ATF OTC using coco in hotel next to you?

What you will do for deal with ATF using coco in hotel during the OTC action? I am not use it, I do not wish her use or possess in my presence, do not wish to having call police…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

First time here!

It was Black Friday when I visit in town and decide to check this place. The good thing is that the club is BYOB so I get 6 beers from grocery store. The girls are…

Starz

Gardena, California

Changes

I decided to try Starz after hearing that they made some changes. And indeed, they did - there is a "happy hour" from 6-8pm, which means there is no cover change, and you get 2-for-1…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

This was my first visit. ...

This was my first visit. As others have noted the club is located some distance from any residential areas, and the nearest businesses are industrial/warehouses. The road in front of the club was…

Enferno Gentlemen's Club

Bucyrus, Ohio

Not impressed

Stopped by last week on way home. Starting out I would recommend because you can bring your own beer that's about it. Drive way was horribly dilapidated pot holes you could fit a big rig…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

A Worthy Distraction

Had some time to kill on my way to a meeting and stopped in the mid-afternoon for a distraction. I was pleasntly suprised by the lite crowd (patron to dancer ratio was less than 2…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Why, oh why, did I give them another chance?

Most of the reviews start with "it was pretty quiet" - there's a reason. When it's slow they ought to make sure I get a feel I'm getting my money's worth. Sure,…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

neighborhood bar

What I like about this place is that it is on a quiet house lined street as opposed to down town Patterson's Market Street where I usually frequent. Also like the fact they are open…

Elite Gentlemen's Club 4 Play Lounge

Plymouth, Pennsylvania

The Name Changes but not Much Else

Well, it's been 3 years since I last visited this club. It's changed hands and names so frequently that it's difficult to keep up. The Carousel Lounge, Tattletale's, The Carousel Lounge again ... and now…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Sunday afternoon visit started around 3...

Sunday afternoon visit started around 3 pm. Open parking up front. Patted down at the door. Headed downstairs for a drink at nfl football. Found a spot at the small bar and settled in. The…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Shooter Alley

This club is now Shooters Alley Midtown. I used to like the SA on Buford Highway as a nice alternative for when Follies was too crowded but since that SA has closed down I…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

wednesday nite visit

Stopped by Honeys about 1030 PM .I have not been there for a while but have had lots of fun in the past.There were three dancers working but one small ponytailed blonde that caught my…

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, California

Not a bad little place

This peep show is way out in El Cajon, pretty far from San Diego. There are usually a few girls on staff in the little rooms back in the back. They charge $10 for the…

Erotic Bar Velvet

Sofia, Bulgaria

Realistic

Words can't even describe how realistic it is to be at this strip club. As soon as you enter, there are dancers everywhere giving you the look and giving you the indication that you may…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Fantastic upscale club

I will be transparent about this: This is a review for when I visited in August, but I'm writing this now as I've just made an account. One issue with reviewing older experiences is that…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsie's 1PM

I had a meeting Friday morning that ended early. I figured Tootsie's would be my best bet for a decent line up of dancers at 1:00 o'clock on a weekday afternoon, so I drove on…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Only reason to go is nude dancers and 18+

I went there pretty late one night on a weekday, so I can't say for how the place is when it's buzzing. However, to me, it seems like the only redeeming quality about this place…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Good location but desperately needs talent

My second time here. Both times were similar with one exception. The second time I actually found a girl to my taste. LOCATION & LAYOUT: Place is in a somewhat miss-able spot because it is…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Slow motion

The club is right off a main strip, so its easy to find. When i arrived at about 11pm i was charged a $5 cover. Not bad. Once inside there were several…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Where have all the sexy, no tattoo entertainers gone?

It's been a few months since I have been lucky enough to go into one of the finer clubs in Detroit and was looking for an Xmas gift to myself this Wednesday afternoon. I…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

If you like being harassed for drinks this is the spot

I rarely have any problems with strip clubs, but this one was a little different than what I'm used to. First off, the club layout was decent. Very dark and smoky (smoking is allowed) but…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

No title

I want to like this club. It has several things going for it: non-smoky, private VIPs, good location, laid-back atmosphere, free parking. But in the end it always comes down to the…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Tequila sunrise

This is a pretty big club. The bar and stage are.sepatate from one another. The dancers are topless and the bar is full liquor. 95 percent of the girls were Hispanic which is to be…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

Wow what a hole

So as usual if you sit on the tihht side of the bar alls you will smell is the bathrooms. The place is still a run down dirt hole. However at $2 beer is cheap…

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

I like Roxys!

I was in the area and decided to see what Roxys was about. It's an average BYOB club in DFW. I didn't see any dancers over a 6 on the day I went. However, all…

ORA Ultra Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

More Rock than Country!!

Arrived at 7:30 pm on Wednesday. Only one hot babe present, a 8 or 9. The rest were 6s. But quality went up as night went on. Many Spanish women here.…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Decent local club

I came here on a Wednesday afternoon a few months ago because I was bored. I've driven by this place for years and finally decided to give this place a shot. It's next to a…

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Electrical Capcity Multipliers?

Anyone go this way, use an electrical vibrator on a woman? I have not done this. And with my ex-wife, sex was never something to be enhanced, augmented, or extended. With other women, I've found using my hands and mouth on…

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Dancer response to my question about champagne court

She is 9.5 I had 3 couch room lap dances after having 15 minutes of conversation She allowed slight touching of her upper body Then I took a break.After 30 mins or also I was standing at the bar she came…

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Zombie prostitute. Eewww!

http://coed.com/2016/12/08/myrtle-beach-prostitution-bust-tiffany-evans-mugshot-zombie-picture/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#!gallery-inline-embed-1012321-1012367-2

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Escort experience

This is nothing ground breaking but I wanted to share my experience and get a discussion going. Basically some random thoughts of mine. I've been going to stip clubs for a while. I don't think I have the skills/experience/time/money…

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The RIGHT STUFF!

John Glenn, former Marine pilot, astronaut, Senator, American hero, has died @ age 95. R.I.P. Mr Glenn https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Glenn

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How many .....

How many of you have met a dancer who posts on this site and gotten at least a lap dance from her?

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Greg Lake of King Crimson and Emerson, Lake, and Palmer fame dead at 69

2016 takes another legend....RIP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn_1d_DUE08

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Juice fails as store Santa

Tells kid to lay off burgers and fries...lol http://myfox8.com/2016/12/06/bad-santa-nc-boy-claims-he-was-body-shamed-by-st-nick/

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Question for the Mexico experts...

I'm curious about something and was wondering if anyone has any insight into this. I've noticed in a couple of Mexican cities that the strippers/prostitutes are college age girls that travel to another part of the country to work for…

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Rachel Sanders In A Bikini

Have no idea who this is, stumbled onto her off some gossip website this morning. Nice body, face...decent http://kayuty.com/rachel-sanders-bikini-pictures-on-a-beach-in-miami/ http://nakedcelebs.org/rachel-sanders-sexy-7-photos/

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I am a mentally enslaved moron

https://youtu.be/fsRwlrf6K_8

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Review: Office Christmas Party strikingly safe despite cocaine and strippers

I'm glad I'm retired. I don't remember any office Christmas parties with cocaine and strippers, but now that's the only kind of party I attend. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-08/office-christmas-party-strikingly-safe-despite-cocaine-strippers/8102774

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‘I don’t miss being a millionaire... besides the strippers, cocaine and fast car

What else would you do when a bank gives you an unlimited overdraft? http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/fraudster-luke-moore-embezzled-millions-from-a-bank-now-he-wants-to-be-a-criminal-lawyer/news-story/7757516add5369f69e2146bdb2408c93

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

A consistent place to visit

I normally head out to the clubs in the afternoon. Tulsa is not exactly the Mecca of Strip Clubs, but Night Moves seems to be the most consistent and best choice in the…

BB's Dollhouse

Redcliff, Alberta

Slow

This a small place. Not very fancy with some pool tables. The dancers seemed very young and looked like they did not want to be there. So this is likely a biker run place. Just…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Nice club but not to much skin

Been here a few times in the past years, but things stay roughly the same. There is a nice stage in the middle of the club and the girls take each time 3 thre songs.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Sahara Theater

Went back for a visit to the Sahara after a long absence. While I always enjoy a visit with Mercy, she wasn't here this evening, and besides while I think she is hot, she does…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

The Cab

First, the layout has not changed. One middle stage with one dancer at a time. No VIP but the booths along the wall are dark and private. Speaking of dark, the club is always very…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Braces with big butt

This was a few months ago. Came in in the early afternoon after getting off a job I had in the area. I came in, had a couple beers. I immediately spotted this dancer, because…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Neighborhood bar with strippers

Was in Detroit in late November and decided to give this place a go based on reviews here and mentions elsewhere. Stopped in around 9pm on a Wednesday evening. There were seven dancers…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Nice club with good value

Passed through Tulsa, and stopped in based on other reviews found here. Arrived around 5pm, so no cover, and dances were $10 before 8pm. Around 10 dancers or so. Within a couple…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

GIRLFRIEND APPROVED

I went with my girlfriend on a Thursday night around 11pm. My girlfriend does not particularly like strip clubs but we were in Vegas so I wanted to show her how 'harmless' a strip…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Worth checking out

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening around 8pm. There were eight or nine dancers. No stunners, but three were fairly good looking. The rest were mostly below average, with a couple of real…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Average club

I have been into Sin Rock and handful of times and I am not sure why I go back. The atmosphere always feels off to me, the girls are average at best and there is…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

On the downhill?

On a boring weekday decided to go back to what was once my go to club. Really sad to see how this place went downhill in the last couple of years. Been a regular patron…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Nice place.

What can I say? Its a nice place with lots going for it. I was in Colorado for work so I decided to check it out. It is basically a big open room with one…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Not bad

Always a good time, I like getting here during happy hour. the drinks are fair and good. I was hungry enough for some fries and they were good and hot. I didn't try the rest…

Exposé

San Diego, California

One of the better clubs in SD

I've been to several of the clubs in SD and this is one of my favorites. Normal entry fee is around $20 but free admission if you print out the coupon from their website. Walk…

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Memphis 2AMer.

MEMPHIS, Tenn. – Police are looking for a gunman following a shooting outside an adult nightclub in the Airport area. Police were called to Kitten’s Kabaret on Lamb Place near Democrat Road around 1 a.m. Thursday. Police say the shooting happened after…

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SJG's favorite online discussion forum

Here's one of SJG's favorite online discussion forums besides tuscl. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4012732/Women-s-fury-sleep-rape-online-communities-men-swap-tips-drug-wives-girlfriends-sex-unconscious.html

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Man, 60, accused of running illegal strip club in home

This would be a good way for me to make some extra money in retirement. http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/man-60-accused-of-running-illegal-strip-club-in-home/473973225

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Club Christmas Party

To go or not to go? Is it worthwhile to attend special events at da club? My intuition says no, unless you just love the buffet, because if whatever the attraction is does draw the crowd for which they're hoping,…

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To tip or not to tip?

When I am in Tijuana and take a women upstairs I usually leave a 20 dollar tip after the session. Do you guys think this is mandatory, excessive, or just not necessary? Please give some input.

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How many of the juice crew signed this petition?

https://youtu.be/LIvea_QWF4g

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Return Visit

Been to the Playhouse a few times and have reviewed in the past. Generally have always had a good time....which leads to a certain level of expectation. Sadly, tonight was a disappointment. Got there around…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Fritz - Lots of Hot Dancers

Went to Fritz on a Friday night with some coworkers. There were 10-15 girls working in the early evening and it doubled by the time we left around 11pm. The club is comfortable and clean…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Worth a shot

This place had a lot to be desired in terms of atmosphere many years back but has improved quite a bit since then. Good DJ, good vibe. Dancers are a bit aggressive but…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Visiting ATL

Went to Cheetahs since it was supposed to have the hottest girls in the area and has a relatively close MARTA stop. When I got there cover was $5 (it was about 6pm, so still…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wed disappointment @

Stopped by at 7:45 on a Wednesday evening. Quality of dancers was way below what I expected. Day shift works until 8, then the much hotter night shift comes in after 8.…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Must stop when I'm in town

I travel to Huntsville for work occasionally, always stop in here and always find someone nice to keep me company. Good selection of girls, both race and body type. Also have sports on…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Nomination for the National Register of Historic Places

On the way to Philly I knew I had to try out this spot. I was in a New York state of mind as a Billy Joel fan. As other reviewers have noted, it is…

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I'll bet this has never happened to you before

Last night about 5:00 I got a call from a dancer I've known for many years. She had lost her phone and needed an Uber to get to work. I agreed and she got to work on time ($30.57). At…

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Strippers crossing their legs !

U guys ever walk in the club and notice all the dancers are sitting with their legs crossed ? I think its sexy especially when they stretch their leg out and it seems like they are showing their leg off…

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If You Plan On Having An Ilegitimate Kid With A Stripper

Here's 2016s most popular names to call that little bundle of joy. Girl / Boy 1 Sophia Jackson 2 Emma Aiden 3 Olivia Lucas 4 Ava Liam 5 Mia Noah 6 Isabella Ethan 7 Riley Mason 8 Aria Caden 9 Zoe Oliver 10 Charlotte Elijah 11 Lily Grayson 12 Layla Jacob 13 Amelia Michael 14 Emily Benjamin 15 Madelyn Carter 16 Aubrey James 17 Adalyn Jayden 18 Madison Logan 19 Chloe Alexander 20 Harper Caleb

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Courtnie Quinlan gets nekkid

Half-English half-St. Lucian glamour girl Courtnie Quinlan strips down to utter nudity, though nary a coochie is to be seen: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/11/courtnie-quinlan-topless-round-up (19 photos) Vital stats from boobpedia.com: Personal Born: 1991 Plymouth, Devon, England Years active: 2011 - present Nationality: British Body Measurements: 30E-23-35 Bra/cup…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

Wouldn't call this place a strip club

Saw it on the list and stopped by lots of parking not to far scores. Neighborhood is okay off a major street didn't seem like there should be any problems. But it is…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

I I left this place a...

I I left this place a glowing review a few months ago. However, tonight things were much different. The selection of ladies was not very inspiring, they were not very friendly, and they did…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Go on the weekend

Desires is perfect if you like a a club thats a but divey. Drinks prices are 5 dollars for domestic beers and 9-11 dollars for cocktails. Card special is worth it spend 20 dollars get…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by the Playhouse on a...

Stopped by the Playhouse on a recent Saturday around 5. This place is usually consistent and generally you can find a dancer that appeals to you. I've been coming here off and on…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Fun club

I went in with about 15 people on a Friday night. We were immediately greeted by a few hostesses that were helpful getting us seated in a reserved spot that was like our own strip…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Very unimpressed. Sat in there...

Very unimpressed. Sat in there for about 45 minutes. Not a single dancer approached me. They were too busy talking with one another and on their phone. Or sitting with folks that I Assume…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

first trip after remodel found a new favorite...

For whatever on my club nights I end up at a few places the same night....usually that means band aids Hi-Liter. Since I was a different part of Phoenix it meant Stilettos Essex then Chicas.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon Street Phoenix

Bourbon Street A visited a couple times while in Phoenix a few weeks ago. The club is medium large, and has 3 stages and is open to 2 am. I was there at 830pm,…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Expensive, but nice

Stopped by here for a work trip. Got my rental car, and drove down. Mandatory valet, 8$. 20$ if you want to valet up front. Surprisingly, the floor manager let me…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

$5.00 Lunches, Dancers that came to work because you can only sleep for so long. Usual air dance, but there are a few if you are looking to Bullshit around.

Ok, So I saw that I missed a porn star touring. Yeah, I am a creepy porn perv. Then I saw $5.00 lunch specials. Decided to let the stomach and little…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Second Time Try

Had a good experience here once so thought I'd see if a second round would be just as good. Nice club inside. Not much to look at on the outside. Got there early so…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Same As It Ever Was

It had been a while since I was in the SJ/Philadelphia area but no visit is complete without a trip to Playhouse Lounge for me. I can happily report nothing has really changed -…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Went here on a Monday afternoon....

Went here on a Monday afternoon. About seven girls working. Some were ok looking. The bartender was the hottest one there in my opinion. Got a dance from a petite blonde girl. I was probing…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Very surprised

Went with a few friends a few weeks back. Went to georgies 1st, but only 1 dancer so headed to jens...wasn't really looking forward to it as before this place has been a bust. I'm…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Slow day

Another of many visits to Electric Blue today. But today was very poor, with only six girls working, and none of them working hard. Maybe they are just too used to seeing me there, but…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Good Time

This is my go to Denver North club, usually see Cherry, but she wasn't in so I grabbed a table and ordered some food (ok,not great). I was soon joined by Mia, things appeared…

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Dean Martin of TUSCL

I understand you think you're cool. Banging 20 year old strippers who tell you that you have a big schlong, you wear 2 gold chains and you don't drive a minivan anymore. Yeah you're cool... but nobody comes…

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Are you white? Then you're guilty!

The only way you can atone for being white is to give up all of your gas guzzling vehicles and move to the inner city after giving up all of your wealth for reparations. It's the only way to settle our…

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Jodie Gasson's nekkid workout

My idea of a workout is perusing pictures of Jodie Gasson pretending to work out by pouring water on her ample bosom as she gradually sheds her workout clothes. Whew! Makes me sweat just to think about it! http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/jodie-gasson-british-style-topless-workout Jodie's vital stats…

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CrazyJoe and Juices Prayers Have Been Answered

McDonald's waffle fries? Yes, please http://usat.ly/2gVjUwn

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Can you toda la noche?

After taking multiple doses of psychotropic drugs like Zoloft or Paxil, along with smoking a bunch of weed while taking 100 mg of Viagra? I recently did this and my wife has basically allowed me a hall pass to go out…

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Shooters Alley Doraville,GA Update. Still closed.

I see they are cleaning up and pulling stuff out of the place. Big roll off trash bin outside. In my mind, I am thinking if anyone needs some DNA to contaminate a crime scene. Perhaps that would be…

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This might make you feel a little less sexually pathetic

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4006338/From-man-sex-bin-liner-woman-fed-husband-s-penis-duck-bizarre-sexual-behavior-world-revealed.html

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Question for larry

Do you ever have skid marks on your head when you take off the granny panties?

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Do you ever take your panties off Larry?

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=46742

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Crazyjoe vs larryfishsticks,

Larry ends up with a swirly in the McD's shitter

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Bushes Are Better Than Bare - According to the CDC

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Why you might want to think twice before shaving your pubic hair http://usat.ly/2hi9bJo

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Something different

I am beginning something I haven't tried before and I want some advice from the serious mongers on here, not the Fruit Loops crowd. I took a chance on a posting in Craig's list…

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RickDugan Just Loves to Grease Bouncers

Because he is gay! Lol!

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Low mileage indicator?

In a nude club, when one of the girls doesn't take her panties off on stage. Could that be a sign of low mileage from her? What does that usually mean?

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Christmas gift for the tuscler who has everything

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007134/KFC-New-Zealand-creates-scented-candle-smells-fried-chicken.html My apologies if this has already been posted. I've been gone a lot lately.

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In honor of December 7

Q. Why did the Japanese stripper get excited on November 8? A. She heard it was erection day. Q: What do you call a stripper with one leg? A: Eileen Q: What do you call a Japanese stripper with one leg? A: Irene Q.…

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Nude

This is so obvious that I shouldn't have to say it. Except that I think that some of you will inexplicably disagree with me. It's more fun to watch/dance with a fully nude attractive woman than one who is topless.…

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Update please

I've been busy lately getting more sex than Bill Clinton at the White House pool, but frankly from what I've noticed in my occasional visits the discussions seem to have been kinda boring lately. Can somebody please give me…

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Who Should I Fuck Tonight

Headed to my fav strip club. Mary Jane is considering a trip on the wild side. No, not anal. But maybe some variety of chocolate. Or Latina. Something I dont usually go for. What kind of pussy…

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Best Presidents!

After tiredtravaler's list of "Worst presidents" topic, I thought a list of the best was in order. The below shocked the hell completely out of me, obama was the FIFTH BEST!!! Texas A&M Study Calls Obama 5th Best President in America Good research…

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Worst presidents!

In my opinion the five worst presidents are in reverse order are; 5] Franklin Pierce; drunken gambler and grandfather to George Bush II 4] George Bush I ; an elitist who fed at public trough all his life, ultimate insider, married into…

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OT: 64 things you didn't know about Obama

Nothing earth-shattering but a few interesting tidbits: http://www.trendelier.com/things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-obama/

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Backpage

I just found a girl on Backpage and was going to go visit her, but I'm wondering if she may be a cop. She has 7 reviews on TheEroticReview, but one of them just says "Stay away..." (second to last…

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Former first-round pick, Heisman winner Rashaan Salaam found dead at 42

Former NFL running back Rashaan Salaam has died, the University of Colorado announced Tuesday. He was 42.  Salaam was found dead in a park in Boulder, Colo., on Monday night, the school said. There were no signs of foul play.  Salaam starred at…

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Hotel rooms for OTC

How do you get around the "Patriot Act" requirement that photo ID is required at check in. You have to have a photo ID to do anything in this country now except vote for that I can say I am…

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Donald Trump on TV and the movies...a cool guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yosAVMB47-Y

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That does it. I am NOT going to become a stripper. :)

http://www.citypages.com/arts/the-life-of-a-male-stripper-one-time-a-woman-bit-my-butt-i-was-bleeding-from-the-teeth-marks/405005896

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Box Elder 2AMer.

A Rapid City man has been arrested and charged with attempted murder following the shooting at a Box Elder strip club early Tuesday morning. Jarrad Smith, 31, was arrested at a traffic stop on Elk Vale Road about 15 minutes…

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Porn playing in the VIP

My local club where I'm figuring all this out has porn playing in the VIP. I've read a lot on this site over the past month and I don't know if I've heard anyone discuss that before and wanted…

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40 Year old Virgin System is better than RickyBoy s

https://youtu.be/vuG4G4BRUxQ

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Video that broke the Internet: Hayley-Marie Coppin in "Cashback"

Even after ten years, this scene of Hayley-Marie Coppin walking up a flight of stairs naked in "Cashback" remains emblazoned in my memory: http://ancensored.com/clip/Cashback/Hayley-Marie-Coppin/3101 (1:08) Here are some nice recent photos of Miss Coppin wearing very little at the pool: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/haley-marie-coppin-swimming-pool-stripdown-topless (13 photos) Vital…

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Mr. Nice Guy in the strip clubs

At this one club I go to, everyone knows me there, from the DJ, to the managers, to the owner, to the strippers etc. I'm there about twice a week. I have a reputation of spending a lot of money there…

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The 2016 TUSCL Christmas and Hanukkah Wishlist

Other than a pair of strippers dirty underwear what are you asking santa to bring you for the holiday season? I was looking at CNet and Amazon last night for gift ideas for relatives and couldn't find any ideas, then I…

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OTC Rep

At a club I frequent, it was pretty much known I was OTCing one of the two ladies I go there to visit, and rumored that I must be OTCing the other one as well some how. Well…

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TWO REPORTS SAY CAM NEWTON’S BENCHING WAS STRIP CLUB-RELATED

http://www.sportsgrid.com/real-sports/nfl/two-reports-say-cam-newtons-benching-was-strip-club-related/

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I am now dating a former stripper!

I met this girl on Facebook and it took awhile but eventually I got her number and we started dating and she eventually revealed to me she's a former stripper and she said she liked it but wouldn't do it…

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The CAT is out of the bag!

Well, so to speak! http://www.xvideos.com/video24688945/coguar_mom_with_shadow

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Does anyone here have herpes?

Be honest.

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zipman68's Brain is Made Out of Shit

Last time I asked only SJG disagreed with the statement in the title. Just wanted to see if anyone has changed their mind either way.

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Extreme Prejudice- Dancers Schooling PLs

Reading the "Recycled Tips" thread got me wondering- who here has seen a dancer take direct physical action against a patron who she deemed to need a lesson in manners? Way back when I was in my 20s I used to…

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Don't rob the customers leaving the club. The dancers have all of their money.

http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2016/dec/05/two-arkansas-men-rob-women-outside-strip-club-poli/

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Help needed, vm!

"I'd be all in. I did recently meet a dancer that is part Filipino. Lovely! vm has seen her and can attest to that! Now I just have to get back to the club and see what happens." OK, this was…

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Gamma dude, Ski dude...y'all do realize the China stuff is jes' to stir ol' Doog

Title sez it all!

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Rig Pig / Peelerz in Nisku, Alberta, Canada is closed

I just heard from a dancer friend of mine that the club is now closed. I posted as a review but did not give its' location. Sorry about that. Please let the moderator of the board know so they can…

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New Year's Eve at a club

Yay or nay? Who's been and what's it like?

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What Your Food Is Made Of?

The other day I saw this degereate at the grocery store with a whole fucking case of Hot Pockets in his cart. Didn't think too much of it but I wondered 1. How many are in a case…

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Lodging Issues

Was wondering if any of you ever experienced any issues with lodging staff when you're on your OTC sessions (suspicions, questions, etc.)? Moreover, do you have the room reserved or get it on the spot with the dancer there.…

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OT: The selection of American Supreme Court Justices vs British Supreme Court J

Our British friends typically take a condescending view of America, but this article argues that America's public process of confirming Supreme Court Justices is superior to Britain's secretive process. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3999994/Quagocrats-choose-judges-secret-puts-British-shame.html

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Public safety recovers gun from strip bar patron

Don't bring your stolen gun into a strip bar. http://wincountry.com/news/articles/2016/dec/04/public-safety-recovers-gun-from-strip-bar-patron/

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2 Exotic Dancers from Milwaukee Charged with Assault After Strip Club Fight

A couple pics of the fighting dancers: http://patch.com/wisconsin/milwaukee/2-exotic-dancers-milwaukee-charged-assault-after-strip-club-fight

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MY TWIN BROTHER IS BECOMING AN EXPERT SHITTER

http://www.livescience.com/57022-pooping-in-spacesuit-is-complicated.html Must run in the family

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What's the Latest in Phoenix?

Was planning on heading to Phoenix next week and just stopped to check out the latest reviews. Apparently my favorite spot, the Hi Liter just had some sort of bust and mileage has gone way down? Any locals care to…

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Video that broke the Internet: Katee Life strips down to nothing

My previous posts of Katee Life videos have featured her dancing topless to "Roundabout" and "Radar Love". This time she starts fully clothed and ends up starkers, dancing to something not worth listening to. (My phone tells me it's…

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For those that LDK

For those of you that's LDK regularly, do you find in addition to the grinding that you also need to be able to touch the dancers tits and ass or is just the grinding enough with your hands at your…

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Pop quiz for DoogieDumbass... Something ELSE happened in 1848 that might be reve

As anybody with half a brain (ok...that excludes Doogie an' most o' the conservadudes...) know that the 1848 question was stoooopid. But once China destroys our armed forces and takes over America, deposing Trump and expelling the Russian oligarchs, they…

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America = losers! China = winners!

Title says it all!

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Trump has stepped in it before his inauguration! The silly many took a call from

I, for one, will welcome our Chinese liberators! Who wants to join me in the glorious fifth column?

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Club memberships

How many of you have been to clubs that require membership? I was at a club recently and when I went to pay the cover they asked if I was a member. When I said no wanted to see…

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2017 = 1848?

What do you guys think? Could it happen?

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Older dude problems

You young whippersnappers who never have any trouble getting it up and getting off, with strippers or otherwise, can ignore this thread. It is directed at my fellow 60+-year-olds who might have such issues. I am 62 and have been…

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Bullshit statement of the year......

shanny72, I don't know who you are. But I maintain the highest of firewalls between my online life and my F2f life. Responsibilities, obligations, and commitments require this. .....by Lloyd Schoene a few minutes ago