Living like Juice

Not true...MacDonald 's has actually upped the quality of their bathroom game...it's actually almost five star quality.

I only go to McDonald's to take shits these days.

How does The System (tm) hold up under such conditions?

SJG

No, RickyBoy, you are and always will be first, foremost, and primarily A FAG. Juice, on the other hand is cool. Taking a shit at McD's not enough to cure your (self-confessed) "personality damage".

Hey, when you gotta go you gotta go. I've gone in a bathroom so fancy it has a bidet, and I've gone on the side of the road. It all comes out the same, well usually it does.

Bidgets are nice water fountains...I find those fancy places to have some of the freshest water I tell you what

Lmfao, ricky loved shitting at McD's. Respect sir

Actually, I've heard Juice doesn't shit inside the McDonald's. He shits outside of them. Usually in the drive thru lane. Or if they happen to have a small patch of grass, he'll go there. He likes to be environmentally conscious.

Well, if it's any consolation, I certainly didn't end the night like juice. The beauty of clubbing in NYC is the abundance of good AMPs. I ended the night getting a rim job and BBBJ, among other things, from a very pretty Japanese girl. I didn't feel quite so homless then. ;)

^^^^ good job

rickdugan got a rimjob! Brilliant! ;)

Next thing you know rickdugan is going to tell a story about meeting juicebox69 at the Applebee's and then having a full on porno-style double penetration orgy with the waitress! ;)

I'm completely down for that scenario Rick...hit me in the pm when your ready to momence

Hey Rick, Juice will give you a rimjob if you buy him some chicken mcnuggets

RickDugan at an AMP! Great!

I know that The System (tm) has built in compensation mechanism to allow for differences in environment and circumstances, such as living like Juice. But does it also adapt to completely different environments, like AMPs?

SJG

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