The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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MuyCaliente
Jan 29, 2017, 4:59 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Went in around 9 tonight. Light crowd, but lots of friendly ladies. For the early shift, the girls were well above the usual mix. Several REALLY cute babes and some excellent pole work. Girls were all very friendly and got a couple of no light pressure "tours" of the private dance areas. After watching a couple of the girls on stage, I went for it with a stunningly gorgeous, cute, fit, babe - Diana. Wow! More than a fantasy dream... Super nice and very attentive. A ten PLUS! I think this may be one of the best strip club experiences of recent memory.

The place isn't fancy - they could use some new seats in the main theater and the back - but I never went to a strip club for the seating or physical décor. (I had gone to Gold Coast the night before and finally left as there were no seats! Not because it was busy, but because there weren't enough seats! I got tired of standing. It was ridiculous!

All-in-all a great evening! I give them Crazy Horse 5 Stars! Keep it up ladies and gentlemen - Crazy Horse is winning the strip club race in SF by several lengths!

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