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Build That Wall!

Word is this be announced today. One of Trump's top two best ideas. (The other is modernizing and strengthening our nuclear arsenal). Equities futures are on a tear.

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rockstar666

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces
Where we used to talk?
How shall we fill the final places?
How should we complete the wall?

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warhawks

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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rockstar666

Shall we buy a new guitar?
Should we drive a more powerful car?
Should we work straight through the night
Should we get in to fights
Leave the lights on
Drop bombs
Do tours of the East
Contract disease?
Bury bones, break up homes
Send flowers by phone
Keep people as pets?
Train dogs, race rats, fill the attic with cats
Bury treasure store up leisure
But never relax at all...

With our backs to the wall.

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RandomMember

Build that wall! Build that wall! Exciting news!!!

I'm sure Mexico will pay for it, too. And to save money, I propose having illegal immigrants build the damn thing.

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Dominic77

Someone better not tell him that China already has a wall. It was built entirely with local labor and local materials. It's also visible from outer space and the International Space Station**.

**I wrote it out instead of abbreviating it ISS. I'm worried if we tell him ISS is orbiting the Earth me might mistake it for ISIS is orbiting the earth and try to shoot it down, lol.

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RandomMember

Just wondering: can you tunnel under the wall? Fly over it? Enter from the coastlines? Doesn't congress have to appropriate money to build the thing?

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Dougster

RandomMember: "Enter from the coastlines?"

Charlie don't surf!

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Dominic77

Shhh. We're keeping quiet about the tunnels. Shhh. All he needs to know is the illegals run across the highway border like in a real-life game of Frogger.

Or maybe if any tall, fast ones cross the border like that, maybe the Phoenix Suns could draft them? "shoot the gap!"

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shailynn

I don't understand how some solutions can be so simple yet nobody ever thinks of them.

I'm not sure exactly why Trump wants a wall, is it because he wants to keep illegals out, saving jobs for Americans, or to keep the rapists out, or to keep the drugs out?

Why don't we just invade them? Wouldn't that be easier? I could move to Mexico if they put a Costco, Starbucks, Chipolte, CiCis Pizza, Taco Bell and casino near where I live!

  • this is just a joke.
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crazyjoe

Shit

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Dougster

I don't think it has to be foolproof to be net effective. Some people got past the Berlin Wall but certainly not as many crossed as if it wasn't there.

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Dominic77

True, Dougster. The perfect is the enemy of the good.

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rockstar666

I hear Canada wants to build a wall too.

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ime

Probably better to threaten them telling the that if they keep crossing the border illegally they will be deported and we are sending Sanjoselloyd back with them. The he is their problem along with all their current problems, bet they think twice about it after that.

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rockstar666

The Dominican Republic is building a wall and they are sending the bill to Haiti.

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ime

Canada can build a wall no ine gives a shit about them. If we wanted Canada the US military could take over the whole country in about 3 days.

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jackslash

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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twentyfive

Buy Raytheon !

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Estafador

Less illegal immigrants, the more money rich people have to shell out to get their lawn mowed. Not to mention more paperwork and potential lawsuits. Good luck

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twentyfive

Buy General Dynamics !

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rockstar666

My plan to get rid of illegal immigrants is cheaper and more sensible than Trump's wall. I make everyone without a criminal record citizens! Of course, you'd have to abolish the minimum wage so I can get my fruit picked at $3 an hours, so I'm not holding my breath. But who cares who's a citizen anyway? It doesn't matter except for political talking points.

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twentyfive

Don't short Treasuries!

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twentyfive

WILSHIRE 5000 TOTAL MARKET INDEX this is more important than the DOW

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twentyfive

If you are a real estate investor buy land on the USA side of the Rio Grande !

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warhawks

Buy Lockheed Martin!

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ATACdawg

Lol, Dominic! Anyone who remembers their history (and that is a real assumption on this bosrd!) knows that the Great Wall ended up a total waste. The Mongol hordes simply bribed the gatekeepers and marched on in.

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Papi_Chulo

I hope Mexico doesn't retaliate by building a wall around Tijuana and blocking off the supply of cheap but quality pussy

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rockstar666

Mexico just announced they're building a wall in front of our wall to keep our corrupt capitalist multi-national companies out of their country, who's sole purpose is to exploit the underclass.

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rockstar666

Minneapolis just announced they're building a wall to keep St. Paul residents who will pick their fruit for $3 an hour out. They figure it will help their economy.

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san_jose_guy

Yes, we need to commandeer some of Chapo Guzman's Tunnels. We can enlarge them so that the San Diego Blue Trolley can go all the way to a station under the Cascadas Hotel.

And as far a more nuclear weapons or building any walls, fuck that, and fuck these equity futures too. Dougster and the entire financial sector are just a parasite.

SJG

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