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Well, it looks like Juice is the most popular member here...

...and SJG is the most hated,,,....thoughts?

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School girl outfits

It seems by the posts on here that school girl outfits are very popular with customers. Which begs the question of why. Are we a bunch of closet pedophiles?

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OT: Man bun

Do any of you perverts wear your hair in a man bun? One of my cousins at Thanksgiving (about 22 years old) was wearing his hair in man bun. He also had a handlebar mustache. I thought somebody accused mikeya02 of…

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Dancer: New Orleans East club is den of prostitution, employed teen dancer

Shocking allegations! http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/11/passions_strip_club_dancer.html

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The Sisters vs. The Strippers: Club Loses Liquor License

"An Illinois strip club lost its liquor license after a group of nuns won their court case to shut it down, according to reports." http://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2016/november/the-sisters-vs-the-strippers-club-loses-liquor-license Are these nuns hypocritical? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBJwg2-wX0w

Allure

Saint John, New Brunswick

sinclair's Review

I went to Blush on a Thursday evening at 21:30. Blush is on the second floor of the building. You walk up a flight of stairs and pass through a metal detector. There is no…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

A few things different.

Who cares about the front, unless you need alcohol. All the fun is in the back. Cover is still the same $15. New policy is dances must be bought at a 2 dance minimum. Kinda goofy…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Boring

Not worth the drive. Only four dancers, only one had talent. Place was so tiny it felt more like we were in some guys living room. And what kind of place doesn't serve food? Popcorn?…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Good but don't pay attention to couples

This place is nice if you just want to blow off some steam, but if you come as a couple they don't pay much attention to you. Standard overpriced drinks, only a couple of girls…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Losing

Went to the club for the grand opening hoping to win a trip to Vegas, a new TV, and meeting a sexy entertainer to cater to my needs. Paid the $20 cover and became…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

CF

I like that it is spacious and don't mind that it makes if feel dead. I kinda like the privacy when talking to the girls. The talent was just ok, sat by the stage and…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

new blacktop

I don't usually report on the physical aspect of this club since I have been here so many times and have spoken about it in the past but I have to note that they finally…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

thanksgiving visit

with most clubs closed for Thanksgiving, I checked out the Pony. Valet $3, and I was frisked at the door. Cover is $10. drinks are $6 and up DJ plays a mix of music including…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

i think i saw a tumbleweed

no charge for parking. I wasn't charged cover because of the lack of girls. Oasis was pretty dead on Thanksgiving night. Well, that's half accurate. There were about 20 guys, but only 6…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Schooled like Newb

I went to this place after going to the nuggets game. I was in town for work & this was a few blocks from my hotel so decided to have the Uber drop me there.…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Boring day.. Not so boring turn out

From New Haven Ct. Was bored so me and my friend took the privilege to explore options. Visited the place after hearing some pleasant reviews about Pleasant Moments. Place was packed around 6 in the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Money went longer

As this might be the most popular strip club on this TUSCL site, I don't know how much a new review adds to one's decision to go or not go to Follies. But for those…

Gentlemen's Playhouse

Selma, North Carolina

????????

i don't know why you would need a title for a review, whatever. i stopped in on thursday thanksgiving night around 10, stayed for little over an hour and left very disappointed. maybe…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Fall afternoon with time to...

Fall afternoon with time to kill. A few dancers on duty but nothing overwhelming. I think there were more dancers than customers. Riley and Diamond on duty but I wanted a dance…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Good times

Visited Dreamers after not having been there for several months. They definitely have upgraded the talent. Last time I was there it was infested by dealers trying to score dope with…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Not a terrible place for football... not a great one either

Went in about 4:30 on a Sunday afternoon. There were no dancers working at all. I was tempted to walk out but Molly the Bartender was hot and there were decent $4 16oz bud light…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

status quo

I was back in the area, and wasn’t about to pass up a chance to see my CF. It was Halloween weekend. Most of the dancer had some sort of costume, with most aiming…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

decent club

I got here about 8 on Thursday. It was a $7 cover. The bar was to the left immediately as you walk in. I sat down ordered a beer and watched the Thursday Night Football…

Pure Platinum

San Diego, California

A great bar to party but not the best Strip Club

This place is kind of a tale of two clubs. On one hand it is very clean, the drinks are pretty good, the dancers are hot, the music is decent and it's just a fun…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Opportunity

This is the site of the old Cheaters where pretty much anything could go down in a booth. The new owners cleaned up the club and hired classier girls and raised prices in an attempt…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Too Many Moms

Finished up a meeting in Dearborn around 1:00 and decided to drop in at the Cricket. The club is easy to find on Michigan Avenue West of Telegraph Rd. Part of the appeal…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

get what you expect

I was in Vegas a few weeks ago. I had not had a vacation in months and had some days to use before year and decided to go on a whim. Whenever…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Lettie

I was in Spokane for work and I had a chance to visit State Line again in early September 2016. My expectations were not high given that it was Monday night, but I have…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I like this place

I can't say I've ever been to a club this large. Huge layout. Drinks are a little overpriced if you want anything quality. No biggy. Most of the girls are average with 20% of them…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Not Bad at All

I was driving through Durham for business, felt the itch, so I looked up a good spot to visit. Hello Teasers. Interesting local being just off of downtown. Part of me says it would…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Great spot for business travelers

This is about my 5th visit to Platinum's. It's really the only place in the area, but still great. There are a number of good restaurants around as well if you need a bite…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

My new go-to club when in Phoenix.

Decided to try this place out since it was pretty close to my hotel. The area isn't fantastic, but the parking felt safe. There was a cover charge at the door and the club is…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

A Really Slow Lunch Hour

When I visit Detroit my favorite daytime spot is Players on Eight Mile Road. Since Players is closed for renovations, I decided to check out their "sister" club, Legends, in part because of reviews…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Went a few weekends ago. The...

Went a few weekends ago. The lap dance area now has a different vibe. The mileage is lower because it's more visible. I think this lowers the physical clubs appeance. Not sure if the VIP…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

change at club cabaret

Stopped by club cabaret on Wednesday 24th. Depending on day and time this club can have several attractive, friendly dancers or none worth a second look. Today there were more attractractiv. Club…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Few dancers, decent value tho

Early on a Sat night a couple of months ago. Very few dancers (3 or 4) on one stage and not many more customers. I guess it was still early. Small-ish place…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I found my thrill

I had been working hard all day getting things set up for a customer. I felt the need to BE the customer for a while, and Club Risque intrigued me. After paying the $10 cover,…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ebony Inn still a good time.

Haven't been to a club in quite awhile, work and personal life were taking quite a toll so I needed to partake of some much needed stress relief. Got to the Inn around 5pm on…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Maybe next time

Went to this club on a rainy Wednesday night. I haven’t been here in a little while so didn’t know what to expect. The parking lot looked safe and had a decent amount…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Good dancers, but got ripped for the first time visit.

One of my bachelor friend decided to go to the closest strip club on his birthday night. We were fully drunk and went to the nearest one found on Google map. We ordered a bottle…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Late Friday afternoon visit

I was in the area and decided to stop buy for 30 minutes. It has been a long time since I've visited this club. The club itself is not far from 695 or 97, but…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Not what I expected

I was here last week with my friends. I was told by few friends who lived nearby Bridgeport that this place offeres more than lap dances. So we thought that we need to give it…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

nice evening

It had been awhile since I had been to Tulsa, every time I go through Night Trips is a must for me. I have never had a bad visit. This time was a…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Bad friday

Came in hoping to see a good variety and have some fun. Hit up 5 differ spots on the block This Friday afternoon with each club worse than the one before. Some seriously unattractive ladies…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Decent stop

Was driving by late the other evening and decided, since I was hungry anyways, to stop and give this place a look since I have driven past it countless times before. I cannot remember how…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Pleasant Surprise

I stopped in for the $10 lunch special - beer, burger, fries - today at around 1:00 and was pleasantly surprised. There were maybe 8-10 women on staff and they were surprisingly attractive - all…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Closing down in 3 weeks!!

As my title states, I was told by one of the dancers that they're apparently closing down in three weeks. No relocation, just shutting down. I enjoyed my evening here. The beers…

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New "members".

Anyone see a pattern below? jakson.jz Joined Nov 2016 Clubs: 0 Reviews: 0 want to chat Posted: 1 Hour Ago any 1 wants to chat Freakycouple Joined Nov 2016 Clubs: 0 Reviews: 0 Couples Posted: 1 Hour Ago I love my future…

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How do you Deal with "Bait and Switch?"

How many TUSCL members have encountered "bait and switch?" It can happen even if you think that you've been clear with negotiations at the table. Two warning signs: a) dancers who are vague about services and b) dancer who request…

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Don;t forget to be thankful for your dog.....

Put er there pal! Sure thing buddy! https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xWLN8Cta3ACiBi/giphy.gif

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Did you ever know someone...

Who tried to shit on an alligators mouth and got their nuts bit off?

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Fake Social Media accounts | Graph theory

Originally intended as response to Tinder thread. Most social media account are individualistic and nobody cares unless you are (or impersonating) a celebrity. This creates a graph of publisher/subscriber or leader/follower relations which are based on the premise that maximum people…

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A tribute to Papi_Chulo

Club Blaze Conley, Georgia Species Joined Aug 2015 Clubs Reviewed: 7 Total Reviews: 8 Dancers Value Atmosphere Overall Saturday Afternoon visit, 11-25 dancers November 24, 2016 • Papi refers to himself as a true PL (pathetic loser). I've been going…

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What are you thankful for

Each year on this day I pause for a few minutes and find a few general tings and a few specific events to be thankful for. Since some posters think there isn't enough On topic discussion... I am thankful for young…

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Happy Chicken Fanger Day

Right

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Thanksgiving day jokes

These have nothing to do with Thanksgiving but.. have a Happy Thanksgiving anyway :D I want to go down on you and make you extremely HAPPY then I want to come back up slowly and FUCK you really good and…

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Joke of the Day

Q. What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree? A. A lotto ticket and a pack of Marlboros, please.

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Jennifer Lawrence Says If She Wasn’t An Actress She’d Be A Stripper

I approve a career change. http://elitedaily.com/entertainment/celebrity/jennifer-lawrence-not-actress-be-stripper/1701299/

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Best looking girls in Tampa

Mons Venus is what it is. By far the best looking girls in Tampa. The actual club is not that nice and there is no VIP area so there is only so much…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Tuesday afternoon

Was in here on a tuesday afternoon recently and did not stay long. I remember going to this place way back just after it opened. It had ups and downs over the years, and while…

The Office

Miami, Florida

Tuesday 10PM

I was passing through North Miami on business yesterday, and stopped in on my way home to see what was up. It was just after 10PM on a Tuesday evening, and the club was…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Just like the review, great titty bar for fun!

Eric and I went to the Crystral City at about 11PM after a Baltimore baseball game. I had read reviews that this place was perfect for hanging out, big selection of dancers (even if…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

More blacks during the day

The mix of dances on day shift seems to have shifted more toward blacks lately. I used to say it's about 50% white, 40% black, 10% other but the last two times it has seemed…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

Don't do it to yourself.

When I left Missouri in 2013 the last strip club I hit up was "after dark", right outside of Dixon. When I came back to visit I was given the sad news that after dark…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I stopped by on a Wednesday...

I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon to check it out while I was in the area. I was highly disappointed. No body at the door to check IDs but the bartender did the checking.…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Bourbon club review

Visited this club with a friend on Sunday around 6 PM. I guess that must be the time when they are changing shifts. So did not see much action but there were always a couple…

Angie's Show Palace

Dieppe, New Brunswick

sinclair's Review

I moseyed into Angie’s around on a Wednesday evening at about 22:00. There was a $5 cover. Bottles of water were $4.50. I bought a vodka mixer for a dancer for $7.25. Music is a…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Jizzed

I stopped by here because i was headed to the club across the street, but it turned out to be closed. There was no cover, but I got frisked on the way in. No big…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Always reliable BSC

When I plan any trip to Phoenix, I always include an early afternoon start at this place. Usually, I'm there for just a bit of what I would call "fluffing". Getting geared up for a…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

New Nu

Stopped by on Wednesday night and as I paid Jimmy the cover charge goes who walks out a after finishing a dance in the 20 dollar communal room - Nu, a pretty, young African…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Blue moon...

I ended up arriving late and the blue moon wasn't far from the hotel near the airport. It was just after 11pm and I know it is a day club really but was bored so…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hiliter...

I decided to make the drive over after a bad visit to blue moon and even with the post raid reviews. I had not been in a while and they for sure scanned my id…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Beware of the ROB

Decided to hit up CA with some co-workers on our break. Sat down and ordered a round of beers to relax after a tough morning and enjoy some titties. For a Friday, it was pretty…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Disappointed with the stage dances

I went here on a Saturday Night when it was very busy. It was a pretty big place but there still wasn't many places to sit down. I sat by the Main stage and the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Got there right at noon!

Pulled up at noon as I had afternoon work to complete. Walked in and was about the fourth customer in the door. Grabbed a beer from Angie at the bar (sweet older lady,…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Well, things seem to be looking up

This place has continued to roll downhill for a little over a year. I think it started about the time the lady dayshift manager was put back to door girl status. But, not…

Dixie Rose Cabaret

Abilene, Texas

Slow

Went in about 5 on a Sunday and sat at the bar. Watched some football and spoke to the girls that were there, the bar tender and one dancer. I was the only…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Not in Kansas anymore

So after my wife pawned her wedding ring and gambled her car away after getting a tittle loan I decided that some hot Latina pussy would make me feel better temporarily. Down to the borrder, (…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

This club reminded me of sights in newark

I was on business trip to Fl and decided to check out cheetahs in pompano beach. I am into thick n natural women of color and was really disappointed there and drove down here to…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

knockouts

Knockouts club isi in an industrial area down a small dark street. THe parking lot direclty adjacent to hte club is employees only but street parking only to my understanding. Admission was free…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Thank You Papi Chulo!

Papi refers to himself as a true PL (pathetic loser). I've been going to strip clubs for the past few years, have probably averaged close to a couple hundred per visit, have had EXTREMELY low…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Great value and OK experience, will come back often

I recently started going to Kittens. I only go late afternoons during rush hour. I can't say what the club is like late night, I hear it gets quite busy. I've found my money goes…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

none

Would have guessed that Wednesday night before Thanksgiving would be like a Friday night. Boy, was I wrong. Only around 12 dancers on hand with an extremely sparse crowd. Maybe family in…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Looks like Pearls is Open Again

After being closed nearly a year it looks like Pearls is in the process of opening back up this month. The neon Open sign is back on during the weekend. It was closed…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

The Den hasn't changed much

I lived in the neighborhood for years and would always go up there every now and then and see what the talent provided. I decided on my way home after work to stop and see…

The G Spot

Eastampton, New Jersey

Thanksgiving eve

Went to the G for the pre-Thanksgiving special. As ive already described the outside of the club, I'll get right to the visit. The inside is still the same, they should really…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Plat Plus

Stopped by on a Wed afternoon and the parking lot was only half full so never a good sign. On the bright side they have finally prohibited smoking at this club and the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went in on my usual Friday...

Went in on my usual Friday night rendezvous and sat in the middle section of the club in front of the playground area. Sat down for a while and a new brunette girl with long…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Not bad at all!

Arrived at about 2pm. Had to valet. Which meant $5 before getting in the door. Should have arrived earlier. Check in lady wanted a tip. More cash, still not inside yet! Very dark inside. Took a…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Awesome mini-lap dances

This club is near where I live and has been around awhile, so it's been my go-to for some time.. Though certainly not the best out there, I like it because you get mini-lap dances…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

Saturday

Six months later I'm back at the Mint . With membership it's $5.00 entry during the week and $10.00 on the weekend. Dancers start at 9:00 but it's a really slow build up .…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Reviews of 2 asian girls and a white girl

I went in on friday evening at 9pm. There was a pretty decent selection of girls although not as great as can be expected for a friday evening. There were a lot of men as…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Yawn

I got off work a little earlier than expected and decided to check this place out on a friends recommendation. The $24 cover was a little steep in my mind but when I saw the…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rough

The can can room was recently renovated and although I had never been there before the renovations, i've been told that it is a VAST improvement. When you pull into the lot it's kind of…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Good and Bad

This is probably my 5th time visiting number 5 orange and I have to say that things are starting to go a bit downhill. we were in Vancouver for an oilers game and spent…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Good Time

Been visiting this place mostly on Sunday nights, 2 or 3 times a month, for the past 3 or 4 months. It is a tourist trap – located in times square. The…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Tons of strippers around the club, socialable too!

I visited the club on a Friday night, about 10:30-11:30pm and it wasn't "packed," but it was very pleasantly full, with enough room to navigate around without having to get pushy. One of the first…

Nicolai Street Clubhouse

Portland, Oregon

Disappointing - at least in the daylight hours. and

I stopped by here because I was looking for a place where I could see some pretty dancers and get an idea of the place for a party I was planning for some friends. I…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

maybe next time

Stopped by in the afternoon. $6 valley is mandatory after 2 PM. Complimentary valet before 2 PM. Only 4 dancers working, a couple not too bad. A new dancer did not…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Rare find

I have not been in this club in a year. Stopped by after a poor visit at sister club Bogart's around the corner. I found the usual overweight and older dancers. One…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

wildcatfanatic2015

This place has been re-branded as Nite Life, but nothing about the place seems to have changed since it was Camelot East. I arrived between 8-9pm. At this time of night, they are still…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

What a shame.

After several trips to diamonds, I am giving up. We sat at a table for 3 hours and not one dancer approached us. This is the 3rd time this has happened there. On a good…

Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Mansfield, Ohio

Tophat

For those that have been going to clubs for a while, this replaced the old Fantasyland that was in the former drive-in theater location down the hill from here years ago. The current location…

The Body Shop Gentlemen's Club

Buffalo, New York

Surprise fun

Arrived around midnight on the day before thanksgiving. Good number of people in the club and had a great vibe from the beginning. $20 for admission, a drink and a lap dance. Got my drink…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Could be a good club...

Red Garter is one of those clubs that skates by on its location and access to easy but infrequent customers. Located in downtown Indy near Lucas Oil Stadium, there're plenty of after-game patrons, as well…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

West Virginia clubs are not the best . . .

I was on a long drive and I thought I'd stop in Morgantown for a break. Early on a Saturday evening there were more guests (15 to 20) at this club than dancers (4 or…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Enjoyable

I have never been to a strip club before and this was my first venture into the club. Everyone is very friendly hostess and dancers they come up to you talk with you sit…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Always a good time

Stopped by on a rare Saturday night. The place could use a freshen up outside and in the parking lot. However, the inside more than makes up for it. I usually…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Best Strip Club in PDX

So, yes, Club 205 is the best strip club in PDX, just as it says in the title. Why? For the best reason: THE GIRLS. Wildly hot girls here, and ALL OF THE TIME. I've…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Nobody Home

I was driving up Beach Boulevard on the way to Anaheim when it crossed my mind that I wanted to drop in to TJ's. I haven't been there in more than three or four…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Late Night Revival

Dropped by after a late flight into town. Most of the staff were out chatting in the parking area. The dancers were inside. I paid my copver to the bartender who I recognized from prior…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Late night at TD's North

I have been to TDs Eubanks before but not North in ABQ and figured a maiden voyage was needed. Overall, I found the club atmosphere very inviting and not intimidating for coming in by myself. The…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Nice Eye candy and Thats it

I went to the club on Wednesday around 11:00PM. Cover was 20$. (went with cash, no cards ;) Being off day I got parking spot right opposite the club. Cool !!! saved some $$$ The…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Down hill slide

I had lots of free time to kill this week and made visits to PP Cola this past Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday. Saturday was slow compared to previous months/years. The parking lot never reached half…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Still the best

I have not been here in ten years, with the boarder hassle I never bother to invest the time. My oldest son recently turned 19 and it seemed like a good time to return to…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

Hit or miss- Miss this time

My previous trip to this place resulted in leaving without ANYTHING happening. Even the bartender was self absorbed and didnt seem to notice I came in. But since I have had some good fun in the…

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Stripper Surveillance

Is it legal and is it common for strip club owners to hire private investigators to follow strippers when they are away from the club in their personal time to make sure they are not meeting with customers from the

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Tinder

I have never tried Tinder before but I know some of you have. I downloaded an app and it had me sign in with my facebook page. Is that the only way to do it? How do I see what…

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Would you buy a dance from this lady if she was a dancer ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNKZTsjg7O7/

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Hand Jobs and Pork Belly sandwitches

A fun evening at club Godiva's in SC . Stopped by Arbys for a pork belly Sammy and rolled on in to Godiva's for a sloppy hand job...everything costed $60

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This will be my Thanksgiving dinner....

Well, that's the way it goes. How about you guys?................. https://www.google.com/search?q=hungryman&rlz=1C1CHWA_enUS614US614&espv=2&biw=1242&bih=580&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjT1OSK7L_QAhXCqFQKHa-3DmsQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=OHlJ8Bt3_kyVsM%3A

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A stripper's point of view

I was talking to this stripper last night, and she could never date a guy she met in the strip club, no matter how cute or how nice he is etc. I'm thinking partly because the guy has already seen…

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So has ev'rybody I've offended ('cept DoogieDumbass an' his aliases) mellowed en

Hope you right-wing wackos have a happy Turkey day. Jes' be thanking 'bout this: you'll be able ta make fun o' your niece o' nephew who is home on break from Brown or Colgate. Don't that make y'all feel better? O' course,…

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Happy Thanksgiving Who is a breast guy? Who is a leg guy?

And we wont go into dark vs white meat!

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What's with all your changing tranny profile pics?

Just choose a good profile pic like a pink vagina. Trolls with no profile pics may upload dick pix

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Poker, Food, Stripers, Friends and a $180 well spent

Last night was a fun night at the local club playing our 20 man free tournament, a thanksgiving feast for the players and dancer's. Games went well. I placed 2 in tournament #1 and 3 in tournament #2. The thanksgiving pot…

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Video that broke the Internet: Holly Peers gets her tits out at the pool

In this delightful R-rated three-minute video, the titties come out for air within the first minute and get a *very* thorough Hawaiian Tropics treatment throughout the third minute: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/holly-peers-gets-her-boobs-out-in-the-pool_86413.html (3:00)

Tijuana

walking in tj back to the border

both of the pedestrian crossings require walking. at the 'old' crossing on the east side (just west of the pedestrian entry into mexico) you walk on the slightly curved sidewalk that has shops alongside maybe for 1/3mile south from the…

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T & A of the Day: Holly Peers

Holly is one of my all-time favorite Page 3 girls. Here are recent photos from Snapchat featuring lots of tits: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/11/holly-peers-topless-snapchat-party (16 shots) and here are some higher-quality glamour shots, including loads of ass: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/10/holly-peers-topless-hotness-2 (16 shots) Enjoy! Vital stats from her boobpedia.com page: Also…

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Dancer did this to me

Before starting lap dance, she put her hand inside my pants and set my private part up straight . Then she started dancing.I was surprised. What can I deduce from thise?

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Confessions of a College Stripper

I live not far from the University of Michigan, and so this article by a U of M coed caught my attention. Disappointingly, she is not an extras girl, but she does have some insights: " Because…

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Xoticspot: Your local source for strip club information

I've only looked briefly at this site. It seems to be geared toward strippers and strip club owners, but also has info that PLs would be interested in. Possible competition for TUSCL. "Welcome to XoticSpot, your online stripper portal.…

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Are there....Randians here on tuscl? Something's telling me...

That some of you may have bought land down in "Galt's Gulch.".....in Chile .

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If Vince is Willing to Lie that He Served Our Country in War...

Is there anything you think he won't be willing to lie about or do? What a complete POS.

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New Orleans?

Heading to New Orleans in a few weeks. Anything naughty to do there? Anything couple friendly? Doesn't need to be a strip club.

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What the fuck is Thanksgiving?

Title says it all. It's like nobody died this year so let us stay at home and drink.

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Subsurface Barking Spiders

https://vimeo.com/191443906?ref=fb-share&1

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CHRISSY TEIGEN'S PUSSY EXPOSED!!!!!!

She's dumb as fuck but if she's going to display her roast beef I'll take a look. http://www.celebjihad.com/chrissy-teigen/chrissy-teigen-upskirt-pussy-flash-amas

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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Best Thanksgiving movie ever. Could easily be remade starring Shailynn and Juice.....you know who would play who............ http://img.wennermedia.com/article-leads-horizontal/rs-planes-trains-and-automobiles-20661100-179d-4dfa-816f-541265fcfe0c.jpg

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Clubs in MA

I am going to be driving through western MA the week before Xmas and wondered if there were any good clubs. It is really hard to tell from the reviews.The only decent ones I read about are in Worcester

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This is stupid!

I want to talk about vaginas!

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my strippers peck but wont DFK, help!

Polish, 26, ex-prof dancer, 5'6" but weight 100 lbs, works at a nude SC with private rooms. I asked her if she makes out before the first time I ever got a dance from her, she said, for me only,…

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Man run over by his own pickup

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/man-arrested-after-running-himself-over-crashing-into-home-fhp-says ORLANDO, Fla. - A man who fell out of his pickup truck while he was leaving a strip club and ran over his leg before crashing into a home and injuring a woman has been charged, according to the Florida…

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Expand your brain power

Try brushing your teeth with the other hand... Or drive a different way home... Break your monotonous habits

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The perfect face for a blow job

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNHrVIIgnnM/ When I'm shopping for a blow job I'm looking for similar features

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Stripper v Escort

Anyone care to compare and contrast similarities and differences?

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ON Topic: what's your favorite stripper outfit?

For me it's probably garter belt, thigh highs and a matching bra. The pros wear their undies on the outside so they car remove them and still keep everything else on.

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OUCH! Guy gets balls crushed on his stripper pole at home

I no longer want a stripper pole for Christmas. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1362809/OUCH-Guy-gets-balls-crushed-stripper-pole-home.html

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How to raise your iq

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-develops-iq-of-220-after-drinking-sperm-everyday-for-a-year/

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Tits and ass

http://thechive.com/2014/09/08/fantasy-football-didnt-go-your-way-flbp-will-make-the-pain-go-away-40-photos/ What the hell, why not post some tits and asses?

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Tits and ass.

Anyone? Swear to god this site used to be about at least one of those things...

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Douchester is dying of AIDS

You heard it here first, Douchester contracted AIDS from one of his many gay boyfriends that he's tried to hide from his mommy. Long may he be dead !! LMAO

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War Hero VinceMichaels

Proudly fought in an active war for justice on the streets of country back during 'nam. True bravery!

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On a safer note. :)

https://www.yahoo.com/style/gigi-hadid-wore-7-outfits-152529732/photo-p-em-photo-getty-images-photo-152529316.html Would you do her ?? She wasn't that good as a hostess last night on the music awards show, but who cares.

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OT: Seeking Advice

Hello, gentleman! I have this friend who is in an embarrassing predicament: a month and a half out from turning 30, and he's never done it with a civilian woman. Now, I know that perhaps a forum about paying females…

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Percentage

While sitting in my favorite club yesterday, watching the Patriots play the woeful San Francisco 49ers and pissed because rain cancelled a golf outing I began to nice something unusual: a lot of weekday and weeknight dancers on a…

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Once again a Human Trafficking Task Force came up empty handed.

http://www.wfmj.com/story/33763884/human-trafficking-task-force-raids-north-lima-strip-club

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You may be wondering about to expect re: the council of ricks' reaction to Trump

The council has a adopted a "wait and see" attitude. Mind you, we were never anti-Trump. Indeed, the council member and smartest hairless ape on the planet, rickdugan, was pro-Trump. Nevertheless, I am worried. Not about policy issues because all of…

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Horse Play Forest Park(Atlanta) GA

Club closed the first of November due to lack of customers. They could not compete with the other Atlanta clubs. Now hiring bar tenders, etc to reopen as a night club in December.

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How much of a regular are you at your fav club?

A couple points of order. In this thread when I say fav club I'm just talking about the club you go to the most. Also I don't want to know how often you go there, I just want to know…

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Thanksgiving to NYE slowdown

Around here, from Thanksgiving to New Years Eve, the strip clubs slow down, particularly so for dayshift -- just as the girls need cash for presents and vacations. This is one of those times of year that I double-down…

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Clubbing Thanksgiving Eve.

Little know fact, the biggest bar night of the year is not Halloween or New Years Eve, it's Thanksgiving Eve. Who's going clubbing? I am not, too much family crap to do. I often go clubbing on the weekend after Thanksgiving…

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Paying More or Going Further

Met a stripper last night at the SC and asked if she did private dances. To my surprise she said yeah and laid out minor details, price and time. Well, private dances meant exactly private dances, no sex.…

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Henry VIII in Southgate MI

I used to be a regular PL here years ago. I stopped going a long time back. Mileage has been about 250,000 feet above the earth at all times. It was a dump, but who cares. After someone made a comment to…

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Has anyone ever gone to a strip club in sweat pants or basketball shorts?

Just wondering, if you ever go in with sweat pants or basketball shorts, is it true that Strippers won't give you lap dances? Or even if they do give you lap dances, are they just air dances?

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Would you never eat pizza again?

This thought experiment keeps floating around : If you are given a choice between eating pizza every night or never eating pizza again , what do you choose? The logical answer is to never eat pizza again, because you have more than…

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: TUSCL Stripper Edition

Fuck, marry, or kill: Stilleto25 kittykate NinaBambina Oh, and if you are going to complain that you don't know what they look, let's assume for the sake of that argument they are all 8s. (I've only met Stiletto who was a 9, but let's…

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Saturday Night Live mocks Trump

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/11/20/fake-donald-trump-returns-to-snl-and-the-real-one-is-not-happy/ LMAO

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What are your favorite kind of beans?

I like Garbanzo beans made into humus, and chocolate covered expresso beans. Just not together

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Besns are delicious

Yes or no

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ANTI TRUMPSTERS AT THE NYC TRAIN STATION

starting sometime last week i noticed a bunch of office stickies hanging on a big wall in the union square subway station in nyc. not just a whole bunch. i must have seen like 100's, if not maybe even approaching…

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I'm back on the job JS69. :)

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/update-police-identify-man-slain-west-palm-beach-double-shooting/TlI4NNCC1GNA75iaj4KDqK/

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Strip club shooter has gunfight with police

http://mynews4.com/news/local/police-suspect-wounded-in-shootout-near-nevada-utah-line

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Sex Workers Open Up About the Most Expensive Service Men Buy

Turns out loving these hoes cost more than fucking these hoes... https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=/amp/www.esquire.com/lifestyle/sex/videos/amp49293/sex-workers-explain-girlfriend-experience/&ved=0ahUKEwigh67zt7fQAhWMTSYKHR6nCtIQFggdMAA&usg=AFQjCNGEoV8lGSlh4Gd0lJo8s_k1cFU4Hg&sig2=Ko2Yr9Xd7Go31hGmw1YADQ

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6 Things I Learned From My Time Working As a Stripper

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/6-things-learned-time-working-155114850.html

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I just realized Trump has ruined Thanksgiving for millions of libs

Hope not that many families fight and can enjoy their turkey...lol

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Keep on rockin in the free world

Title says it all

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Hybrid Moments

You the tired, the old, the lame, the occasional cool. What are your thoughts? Life is to short, stop being a pussy and embrace the punk rock. https://youtu.be/S8ghmFW8O6c If you're gonna scream Scream with me Moments like this Never last When new creatures rape your face Hybrids…

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Nikitas

Saw little mama at Nikitas the other night. She lives up to her billing. Bbbj cim and bbw's. I like the layout too. Not some dingy old whorehouse masquerading as a whorehouse.

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OT: I hate people milking the system

Down here in banana-republic Miami milking the system is rampant. IDK about where you live but here in Miami one *constantly* sees people parking in handicapped spaces where they don't seem to be disabled at all; I'm talking about people in…

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OK... OK... Ima stop trollin' y'all. You guys should be ashamed o' yourselves. I

I mean really, you guys write frickin' dissertations 'bout the constitution when I'm sayin' "oh noes da Chinese be takin' over!" WTF? Are you conservadudes as retarded as Doogie? I expected better from y'all. Sad.

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Need a sugar mama?

http://www.trend-chaser.com/entertainment/youngest-female-billionaires/?utm_campaign=ybf-d-us-160803-tc-ya&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=n-p-car.jpg&utm_source=yahoo&utm_content=261005-32284214846

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OT: the new El Jefe wants to suspend the First Amendment !

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apologize-trump-hits-hamilton-cast-for-confronting-pence-141103529.html So, asshole, we aren't to be permitted Free Speech. FUCK YOU, DICKBREATH !!

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True TUSCL legends

I noticed TUSCL member "Sinclair" has over 200 reviews, and 190 CLUBS REVIEWED, WOW. Wallanon has over 220 different clubs reviewed, DOUBLE WOW. Thank you to you two for providing TUSCL with endless intel. Who are some of the other TUSCL…

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According to Revelations, Trumpets will announce The End

According to libs, Trump/Pence will announce The End

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What if I'm a good conservadude that's been taken over by George Soros' mind-con

Title sez it all! Or maybe this is a big ol' joke to get me some lulz...and frustrate DoogieDumbass! Ya never know.

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Good News for vincemichaels (HIV)

NIH announced the discovery on an anti-body that "can potentially" neutralize nearly all HIV strains: https://www.niaid.nih.gov/news-events/nih-scientists-identify-potent-antibody-neutralizes-nearly-all-hiv-strains So vincemichaels got lucky and might get to survive his AIDS infection after many years and bouts of illness. Testing remains to be done and it…

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strippers hot for each other...

my time with two particular stripper girls was fun this last Thursday night at one of my favored clubs. I was talking to one girl... she wanted to have a lap dance with another particular girl. so when…

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One opens. One closes.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/11/19/v-live-stripper-audition-butterfly-tattoo-twerking/ http://www.click2houston.com/news/v-live-closed-after-failing-to-pay-taxes-officials-say

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Odell Beckham Jr. isn’t talking about pricey strip club fumble

Beckham can't find the $25,000 diamond pinky ring that flew off his hand in the strip club. But I hear a stripper is showing off a new ring to her girlfriends. http://nypost.com/2016/11/18/odell-beckham-jr-isnt-talking-about-pricey-strip-club-fumble/

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Tittle

Tittle says it all

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Birthday Ideas

As of midnight, November 19th, it is my 24th birthday. The only downside is that I have no idea on how to celebrate this year. I've gotten past that age where I stopped caring on whether festivities or gifts happen…

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A blast from the past. Who can name the club or the reviewer?

April 11, 2005 • I have been trying to stay home each night, but when 10 PM roles around I just cannot make myself stay home and go to bed. I think about all of these cute girls I know…

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Results Are In: Only SJG Disagress That Zipman68's Brain is Made Out of Shit!

LOL!

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How to tell if boobs are real from a good boob job?

1. Anything over C that defies gravity. Anything over B if the girl looks over 35. 2. Anything hard like a pineapple. 3. Too spherical, too symmetrical. 4.Higher position of nipples. 5. Small strong ass (non jiggly) and huge boobs ( Scarlett Johansson…

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He's too good for most of these strippers

I was talking to this young guy in the strip club yesterday. He says he's a strip club regular. He likes lapdances, but he refuses to buy dances from girls he views himself better looking than. He only get dances…