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Randomly running into Dancers in Public

Last Saturday night I was out of my home state and I went to a club. I got dances from several dancers. One dancer was one and done because she gave a total air dance. While the one song was…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

A good rest stop off I-95

Stopped by around 1:00 for a break from driving in the rain. Nice clean club. Four or five women working and three customers - two of whom must have been regulars. They kept…

Jools

Manila, Philippines

Manila

Had a stopover in Manila, so decided to make a return visit to P Burgos street and Jool's. Arrived just at the time of the stage show . This features eight girls that perform…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Tuesday

I was passing by the club for work and decided to stop. It had been awhile since my last visit, so I wasn't sure what to expect. This evening was largely the same as I…

Tijuana

Read before that trip to Tijuana. :)

http://www.thelocal.es/20170123/eight-of-the-funniest-rude-expressions-in-spanish?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=im&utm_tracker=1722735x84899

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Floriduh at it again.

http://thecreatorsproject.vice.com/blog/allison-bouganim-wax-butts-sexual-harassment-public-places?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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JS69 doesn

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A Louisiana lawyer who worked in exchange for marijuana has been suspended from practice for a year. The state's Supreme Court rejected a disciplinary board's recommendation to let attorney James Mecca keep working. Mecca pleaded guilty in…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

I was passing by and decided...

I was passing by and decided to stop in and check out the place. There were around 10 people there at around 3pm on a Saturday afternoon. There was no cover, however there was a…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Relaxing and great eye candy!

This place has the best looking girls in NJ - without a doubt. They are a mix of nationalities but almost all are between 7-10 on scale. Most are friendly (and many are…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Redeemed

Went to Xplicit this past Saturday to see how things were getting on. Place is still very clean and well run. Everyone from the doorman to the waitresses to the dancers were all…

The White Horse Pub/Blush

Spitalfields, England

Good Vibe and Value

The White Horse Pub is a decent more or less pure strip club. This a pound in the jug kind of place that dancers will come around before their set to get a pound…

ORA Ultra Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Pretty good club

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- Visited Double Dee's on Saturday eve 1/21/17 ~1:00 a.m. (club closes at 5:00 a.m.). I've been SCing a bit less as of late; partly…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Great Saturday night

Arrived at the club shortly after 11. We were able to get a seat at one of the rails. The DJ said they had over 100 girls working. After…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Special

I stopped by on a Friday night. Not too many customers looked like a few older guys just looking to get a little rub action. Soon as I sat down a black dancer…

Cheetah Gentlemens Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Disappointing

Went to this club on a Monday night with primetime college basketball on. Figured it'd be a good way to watch some good games. Unfortunately the dancers were extremely subpar. Not 1 good looking girl…

The Torch Lounge

Boise, Idaho

Torch - Best I've found in Boise

While not near on par with other cities due to alcohol and tits laws I enjoyed my time here. Girls were very friendly and not pushy. They go extra for you with the dances which…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Great Place!

My Buddy and I visit this place on a Saturday afternoon, we enjoyed it so much we spent several hours there. Since it was the afternoon we were the youngest customers in there by about…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Inner Room 2017

I had to check out the IR on Saturday after I was told the club has a new owner. The good news is nothing has changed such as the beverage & dance pricing. Same crew…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Savannah's on Hanna

This is definitely the only club in the area worth visiting or working at if you have high standards. In regards to how far your money goes, it depends on what you are used to.…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Average time, familiar faces.

I have been to Gold club a few times now. basing this review on all the visits. Drinks are rather on the expensive side but surprise this a strip club so be prepared to spend…

For Your Eyes Only Newcastle

Newcastle, England

Visited the new new FYEO a...

Visited the new new FYEO a few weeks back. It's the second venue in the city and located near to the station. The venue is huge and around twice the size of the other one.…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in here about 2 in...

Stopped in here about 2 in the afternoon a couple weeks ago. Zero dancers. I hung out long enough to drink a beer. It's an okay looking place, typical portland dive, like it ewas last…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Saturday night Bogies

Went to Bogies Saturday night, almost slipped the door man but ended up paying the $5 cover. Ordered a beer and was accosted by shot girls but bought one. Was greeted by a blonde from…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Tuesday night surprise

Had some people visiting from work come into town and was trying to show them a good time. So we headed over to the North club about 9pm. Got a seat by the second stage…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Nice Evening

Had a great trip to icon. The place seems to have had a recent update. Had a seat on one of the couches that surround the room. I was shortly joined by the beautiful cake.…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Nice friendly little spot

This review is specifically for the 2-7pm crowd. I will say that whilethere are some drawbacks at this place, the dancers are beautiful and super-friendly. It's the kind of place where you stop in…

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I sold everything i have and startrd drifting agsin

https://youtu.be/BjP7cVqz5Uw Video proofz it all

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OT: Trump seemingly following thru even if Republicans don't agree

Trump abandons Trans-Pacific Partnership WASHINGTON — President Trump formally abandoned the Trans-Pacific Partnership on Monday, pulling away from Asia and scrapping his predecessor’s most significant trade deal on his first full weekday in office, administration officials said. Mr. Trump sharply criticized the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Attractive and Pleasant Dancers, Low-Hustle, High-Value Service

I get to Detroit maybe once a year. On previous visits, I have explored the Romulus/Ypsilanti offerings and last year I sampled Dearborn. Based on my experience last year, and the reviews since…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

First time at Mario's

Stopped by Mario's for the first time just before 8pm on Saturday and this is my honest review. First, 8pm is too early to come. Things don't even start heating up there until…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Maya saved the day

Well it was one of those days. Work sucked. Deadlines were coming up. The wife was nagging me all weekend. I needed to get out and have a little fun.…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Dec 29

Went to this club because a friend invited me. Nice little nitch club. It has three stages - two with swings. The club has had some money put into it recently and is clean.…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

afternoon visit

I was taking a ride down North ave this week and decided to have lunch at Js. It was pretty slow there. There were only a handful of customers and a couple of…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Not the Hip Hugger I remember, Slow visit weekday visit

Visited club around 2:00 PM on this Wednesday. The layout has been well covered in previous from others; single very high stage, on same wall as entry door opposite bar. Beer choices…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Back again for another round

I visit JAX a few times a year and have made a few daytime stops at clubs when I can. SG was my favorite but it seems to have shut it's doors just by…

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Phx stripclub assault?

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2017/01/22/police-man-dies-after-assault-phoenix-nightclub/96924454/ Sad "wrong place / wrong time" story for this firefighter. Note the address is "the club at 20th Ave and Peoria Ave." Area is primarily light industrial. I believe the only "club" of any kind around there…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I love/hate this club

I have a love/hate relationship with this club. I love the $10 laps dances. I love the fact that the girls get completely nude. I love the no pressure approach of the dancers. I love…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Good if you're local

This is a small club, seating for maybe 50 people max. There is no daytime cover but there is at night. Bartender is the hottest lady there. Met BJ Adriana but didn't do a dance…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Above expectations

Visiting Detroit for work and decided to check out Criket on a late Tuesday afternoon. I looked through the reviews and was expecting the bottom of the barrel with hopes of finding a cutie. So…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Heavy Grinder

Back in Milwaukee for work and a return visit to this place. I had decent luck here last time. It was a cold and snowy so I needed a warm place with some friendly women.…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Good, but not great

I went here on a Sunday night. It is a nice and safe club both inside and out. On the night of my visit, the girls ranged from amazing to yuck. There…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

Still underwhelming but better than before

Hadn't been to this club in a long time so I gave it another go. Cover was $15 I think which is expected. There were about fifteen other customers there when I arrived around 9:30…

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Juice crew hard at work on Monday

https://youtu.be/qPPciVYVLIQ

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Still cool, but not what is was.

I visited EI a few weeks ago, on a Wednesday evening around 730. I was surprised to see it wasnt half way packed. I was able to get a good sit in the rear. Usually…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Return to the Centerfold

I have been going to the Centerfold off and on for over 20 years.I had not been there for about six months so I thought it was time to pay a visit. As always there…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Back in Town

The Most reliable place for a True monger. It's hard to motivate myself to try other clubs when this one delivers a very good time, every time. I walked in around 1 pm on a…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Afternoon delight

Due to my new work schedule I can only visit in the afternoons. The good thing about the afternoons are that it's not that crowded, therefore you have to deal with less cig smoke. And…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

So this is an update. Not...

So this is an update. Not really much of club, and definitely not a place you'd make a special trip to. You really have to want to find this place. It's not really near anywhere.…

Cabaret

Kingston, Pennsylvania

Decent place to come hang out.

This is a laid back club. There's a stage off to the side with a handful of seats to sit at the stage. Nobody was at the stage while I was there. Most…

The Getaway Lounge

Plymouth, Pennsylvania

Very good place to come relax

I really liked this club. There's a huge bar that goes round a large center stage. There's some high top tables along the back side walls. The were some very attractive girls here.…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

slipping further down

I stopped in after not being in for a little while. The last couple times I was in weren't actually too bad. I realize that isn't a glowing recommendation, but this is the Tracks. This…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Convenient but still good!

Was here for work across the street from this place, had a few drinks and decided to pop in two nights out of the week. Easy getting through security, hostess at the front offered to…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Another visit

Stopped by for my monthly visit that seems to be stretching to every 2 or 3 months. I find that the attack at the door by the regulars is just to overwhelming to put up…

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OT: I never met a friendly MILF like this when I was a teen.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article128071639.html Seems there are more interesting creatures in Floriduh then gators. I wouldn't call her attractive, but I'm not 16.

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El Booty Gives Tampa’s Latina Strippers Their Own Station

Beasley Media has launched 106.9 W295CF Clearwater/92.5 WYUU-HD2 Safety Harbor FL as “El Booty“. The stunt format bills itself as “The Official Station For Latina Strippers Of Tampa Bay” with a hip-hop mix of what was called “Booty Bass” in the…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Freezing

In addition to the known condition of the club, this day (about three weeks ago now), the heat was out... not broken but they couldn't get a hold of the guy upstairs who apparently controls…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

trip to Centreville

I had not been to this establishment for quite a while, and it showed when I almost missed the turn into the parking lot off the roundabout. I'll bet the cops late at night think…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Weekday

I went on Tuesday between 7.30 pm and 9 pm.Parked at the indoor garage opposite to the club. It was Christmas week. The girl at the counter charged me $20 including vip upstairs cover. When…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Tuesday afternoon

I decided to go in this last Tuesday afternoon after 2:00PM. There is no cover during the day and you only pay for valet parking. I walked in and the bouncer asked me where…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Nice

I have been to Atlantis many times in the last few years. I have always been satisfied with the service and value, and will go back. I was very unhappywith my last visit, not because…

Western Bar

Edinburgh, Scotland

Dual review. A blast from the past, and a quiet day at the office ... which livened up later

I last visited Western Bar on a Wednesday night in November 2015 when, for a birthday treat, I took along an ex-lapdancer friend of mine, who'd only worked in Glasgow and had never experienced the…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

The hidden gem

Went in after dropping a buddy off at the airport and decided to take Pacific Hwy and I saw the the nude sign. By the time I saw it I missed the next little turn…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Good time at PTs

I decided to stop by PTs. I have been here before. When I arrived their was about 4 dancers being rotated through the stage. The rules must have changed here cause the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Black Club

Went to the club at about 9:00 on a Friday night. This is not a mixed club, it is definitely a black club. I walked in and looked around. The smoke was…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Nice

Went Wednesday night and Thursday afternoon. I have to say the afternoon visit was more enjoyable. Dances are not very private but that doesn't seem to be ano inhibitor, being only $10, it's economical. In the afternoon,…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Solid club for what it is

I popped into Rick's randomly on a Friday evening because I was in the area. I was handed one of the free passes outside, so I figured I might as well head in for a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

getting worse

Seems like the turnover here has picked up considerably since the holidays... and not for the better. Some of the dancers I've gotten dances from in the past have moved on to other…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Taxi service

So, this in particular is a late review and took place last month( before christmas), I was out to drop my friend in Miami, and then decided to visit the club in the evening. The…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Good Time

I decided to stop in around 9:30 in the evening. There were 12 or so dancers and honestly they were all sexy. Most of the ladies were quite cute and fit. Better quality overall than…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Dropped in and had a blast!

I stopped by the Playhouse after seeing the sign right along the interstate and had some money to spend. The cover was 20 dollars but I had a student I.D. and apparently it was student/vet…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

Would go back

Nice bar, nice people, clean. Wouldn't kick any of the girls out of bed. Went in about 6:30 on a Sunday, didn't have to pay any cover, and divided my attention between the…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Cheeks

Made a return trip to Cheeks recently. I was hoping to see the dancer I had seen the last time I had been there. Got there early in the evening and only a…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Hit or miss

Ok, so I've been to this club plenty of times(maybe 20), it's gone from my favorite to lower on the list, to slowly swinging back up. So normally I like going to this club late,…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

OK for a tourist trap

I suppose that no trip to L.A. is complete without a visit to one of the west side tourist traps. For starters, the layout: When you enter the main floor, there is a stage on…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Busy Football Night

I was traveling back from NYC and decided to stop by. I have been to the club a few times and I am usually lucky. There was about 12 to 15 dancers at…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

First time at the Blue

Work had me in Hartford so I used TUSCL to find this place. I arrived at 4:00 and parked near the club and paid my $5 entry fee to a guy who welcomed me inside.…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Not as good as it used to be

Was in town on business recently, and decide to stop by in late one night on the way back tot he hotel. Maybe it was an off night, the quality of gals was significantly…

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Flashdancers

Has anyone here tried it out. Worth it? Any perks at all

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What Tuscl is all about

Raise your right hand put your left hand on the system Do you swear to tell the bullshit, the whole bullshit, and nothing but the bullshit, so help you strip club gods? Everything here is to be considered fiction

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Seeing Her With Another Guy OTC

So I hit up a fav I've seen OTC a few times to see what she'd be up to and to let her know I'd be up her way. I didn't hear anything back which is cool, plus I…

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Detroit Auto Show

I know this is relevant since a lot of guys are Detroiters here. I went to the auto show this past Saturday for the first time. Since I'm someone who doesn't have a kid, hanging out with a fuck buddy…

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Interesting information from a dancer?

I've met a beautiful young dancer lately (JS69, she's too old for you, 21 next month). It is interesting how sharp and naive she is all at once. But that is another story. It's been interesting to me as she…

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OT: cop refuses to shoot suspect

Not sure when this video came out but I think it's pretty current. It's a dash cam video of a cop trying to arrest a suspect. The suspect is holding a shot gun out in front of him as he…

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Ho Hum

Well, another Super Bowl trip for the Patriots. It never gets boring, but I guess you all wouldn't know.

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OT: For those of you in Twitter

There's a model (or maybe a wannabe model) that has tweeted that if she gets 15,000 Twitter followers she will post a totally nude pic. She's already posted a few topless pics on her Twitter (her body is amazing) but…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Not the Best, but definitely quality

If you are in the area, definitely a great place to visit if you don't want to go in to Charlotte. Depending on the night, it can be pretty fun. Girls are all nice, some…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Great but shitty

First time Penthouse club review, will be divided into Pros and Cons. Saturday night with a group of friends, 830 pm - 12 am. PROS : Good club layout, variety of dancers, 25+ in this case. Majority…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Great for individuals or smaller groups

Like many others have said, the club itself is rather small and the location can be tricky, enough that my Uber driver had to circle around a few times to get to the place even…

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Arrest Me!!!!

You'd want to be arrested by her too. http://nypost.com/2017/01/22/criminals-cant-wait-to-be-arrested-by-this-sexy-cop/

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

MG2

Mardi Gras (MG) is nice club with cute young strippers but zero mileage. Eye candy only. I decided to TOFTT and head over to MG after the recent raid. MG used to be strict,…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

Waste of time

Walked in again after about a year of not visiting. Place is cool but completely dead. Girls are pretty but rude. Initially girls said hello but after telling them I just walked in they stopped…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Had not visited the Pony for...

Had not visited the Pony for a couple of years. Has not changed. Great hot dancers but not a whole lot of fun. You will get patted down walking in. Once in go straight ahead…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Not a good experience

Went there after midnight on Friday. We parked in the parking lot across the street. The cover charge was $15. The club was a lot smaller than what I'd expect. Almost all of the dancers…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

this is the polar opposite of Splendors

I may have found a favorite club. After visiting Splendors earlier in the week and feeling like I needed a bath afterwards because it was just that grimy, I stopped by Cover Girls. I think…

Lookers Gentleman's Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Friday night summer pass through

Stopped into Lookers on a Friday night during summer on my way to Hayward. Had driven by plenty of times but never had a chance to stop until this visit. Didnt have too…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

appears to have not been cleaned in 10 years

Stopped in for the first time in years. The layout is a single large room with VIP upstairs. I came in and noticed the the door girl was very pretty, had large implants, and was…

Teaser Pleaser

Bakersfield, California

Little Strip Club but Fun

This club is right off the freeway heading north towards Fresno. It's the perfect club to go to if you are looking to take a break from work or the road or just…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Traffic sucks

Rush hour traffic was a beast and I found myself pulling into the BML in an effort to preserve my sanity. Nothing has changed here since my last visit a few months ago, but the…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

...

The club is located in a place where a proper strip club needs to be. Also they offer free parking in a big parking area in front of…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Fun times in Tucson

Found another opportunity to stop by my favorite Tucson club and found the place in full party mode. A $5 cover got me in and the club was full. This time was a bit different…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Cool hangout spot

To me, this was a better hangout spot than it would be to go to by yourself. Mainly because this place is absolutely huge! Plenty of space to just hang out with a bunch of…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

This place and the ladies never disappoint

So I was in town trying to see which club would be nice to spend some time, after reading some reviews the red parrot seemed like a promising place to go, and glad I did,…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

Raid. Kills bugs dead!

Was in last week and learned that LE had paid a visit scooping up four of the girls on a "Warrant Sweep". Two of the arrests were on warrants while the others were drunk driving…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Decent Value - Polekatz North

So went to check out this new club. Found out about it thru the text list of Polekatz. Went on a Thursday and they were advertising $10 dollar dances. The club being new also was…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Quiet club

Went to TTOT at around 6pm during a thursday night. The club was pretty run down and is behind the sex store front. After paying the fee, grabbed my coke, I proceeded to sit down…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Bucket list experience

If u were a 98 lb weakling too fat too ugly too geeky or whatever in high school or college u will have instant credibility and a desired item at Hong Kong the only proviso…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Sahara Theater

I was in SoCal for business. The nearest club to me was Sahara. I stopped in at 7PM, a bad time. The day shift was gone and the night shift had not come in yet.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Some new some familiar

Returned for multiple visits in the last six months. It is remarkable how steady this place is. Had dances with some new faces for me including Devon, Samantha, Leticia. They were all good, but Devon…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Visited on Saturday afternoon. There are...

Visited on Saturday afternoon. There are two main activities here in the club.First the girls mostly stand around waiting to be approached or to see some visual clue that your interested. After some chit chat…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

January 21, 2017

I made my first visit to the Players Club in about six weeks. A new crew of dancers continues to be moving in. An attractive blonde, Autumn and now curvy, Brunette, Erin, appeared to be…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Bachelor's party

It was my friend's bachelor party. We had finished playing Whirley Ball and decided to end the night with the only way to end it best. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS. I had no prior strip club…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

YMMV

This place, on a given night, can have the most beautiful girls in all of Atlanta. I know some reviews of this place make it sound completely different from others, but it definitely has the potential…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Yeoch

Hadn't been to the Pony in almost a year. Some friends decided to have a guys night out and the Pony was one of the stops. We got there around 11pm and I was surprised…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Late Night Stop

Around 11 pm was in west part of PHX area on business that required me to stay overnight, so instead of sitting in room I used TUSCL option for nearest clubs. Chicas (2 miles) with…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

Slow Thursday Afternoon

Found myself back up in Flint for business so decided to stop in and see how things had progressed at the Men's club this past Thursday afternoon. I should have figured it out by the lack…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

First Time

Arriving to the club wasn't much of a problem however there wasn't much parking or reliable parking as I should say. Getting in wasn't much of a problem had one…

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

Wasn't that great , nasty attitude

So me and my boys stopped by now I should mention the currency difference from American to Canadian dollars made the prices great. The club layout was nice and clean no complaints there I would…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

3rd strip

Cover was great just 7 bucks no pressure to buy alcohol, now I was a stranger just visiting so not use to the hard rock songs that were being played neither were some girls. Decent…

Sandy's

Tamaqua, Pennsylvania

Terrible bartender.

The bartender had a terrible attitude and expected big tips for getting me my drink.Usually I tip for the first drink and leave a big top when I leave. Bartender also thought she was the…

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Juice drops a freestyle about money and a hoe

www.offtop.co/t/UV0I4ud2Uc Aka Jax Stax aka Juice Box

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How much should be spent on a strip club recon mission ?

Back in my broke days I used to recon clubs with enough money to put gas in my car, McDonald's in my tummy, $10 stage tips and one $25 dance lol. I honestly haven't reckoned a club in a good minute…

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vincemichaels and txtittyfag(dot) to Cheer for the (Fudge) Packers Today?

Wonder why that would be? Lol!

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What's next?

http://awm.com/liberals-now-attack-cracker-barrel-over-their-name-want-them-to-change-it-due-to-racism-3/?4=8&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Dougster is a homo fag that gaily sucks queer cock

Title says it all

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@vincemichaels: Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There?

Won't be surprised if vinceygirl starred in one of these episodes.

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Juice crew cuts down trees

https://youtu.be/nPYYSpeL_Ws

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Think I'll pass. :)

I received the following PM awhile ago: "Hey Shadow, Hope all is well! I was with a girl at follies the other day and she said she knew you.. She said she wanted to take both us to VIP at the same…

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Not my night

Sat 1/21/17 10:45 pm Bored so headed 2 recon a SC 2 counties north (1 hr drive) 1st freeway had construction and only one lane open Made it 2nd freeway - car accident - all lanes shut down - sitting here w/…

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gentlemen's club vs strip clu: white girl

So if you don't know, I have been extremely into white girls lately, even the slim (not skinny) ones. Now that's not to say I don't like black or Hispanics or Asians anymore, but I have been having a real…

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txtittyfag(dot) Looks Pissed Off to Hell!

After we brought up more evidence of vincemichaels attraction to underage girls. Keep bumping! You won't make vinceygirl's incriminating threads go away.

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I'm just a thug in the club.

For the past decade I've experienced the ghetto/thug takeover of strip strips. I was born and raised in a poor black community during the waning days of segregation. That was a time when the better half of black folks understood…

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A strippers prayer. Warning corney but cute lol

Freaking hilarious. Shout out to a great DJ friend that came up with this beauty. Dear Stripper gods, Dear stripper gods I ask thee for the green bills in my g string. Please let the black lights fade away my vast…

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Larry Love throw in a baby mama for free if you buy a car

Worst salesman ever https://youtu.be/2VbX22w9qws

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txtittyfag(dot) Now Defending vincemichales Attraction to Underage Girls!

WTF?

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Hottest kissing

Who is the hottest stripper you've ever kissed? What would you rate her (on a scale of 1-10)? Mine is my ex CF. I'd rate her a 9.5. When I first got kissing, I was shocked, I had no idea the…

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Play on alleged Kilpatrick connection to killed stripper 'Strawberry' opens

A play has been written about Kwame Kilpatrick, former Detroit mayor and current convict, and a stripper rumored to have performed at the mayor's mansion. The stripper was murdered, which makes me sad, but Kilpatrick was sentenced to 28…

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Giving SJ one more shot

To those who don't know, SJ=Scarlet Johansson I'm trying to get to know her OTC. The first time I emailed her if she wanted to go to a movie, I received a could not be delivered message. Hey, it wasn't…

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SW girls tell you the worst cities & states to dance in

How does this compare to your "worst cities to PL in" list? Chicago All of California, special call-outs to: - LA: compete with thousands of beautiful girls, then mgmt takes a lot of your $ - SF: management takes a lot of your $ All…

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Political Crackpots on TUSCL

I am normal not that interested in politics. What I am very interested in, however, is the markets. The political day to day normally doesn't have much impact on the markets, and certainly, in the long term there are bigger…

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Tips for the tuscl salesman out their and some lol

https://youtu.be/LAo-DmzdvK0 Funniest Shit I've ever seen plus it teaches you a Shit loads about selling products or services that you promote

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Jimmy Kimmel convinces people Trump put a stripper pole in the Oval Office

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/01/20/jimmy-kimmel-live-donald-trump-lie-witness-news/96825142/

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Paying her to leave.

I always heard that old joke, "you're not paying for the sex, you're paying them to leave." I thought it was kinda funny, but not true. I've been in relationships most of my life, so now that I'm single, I get…

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I hate being told no in a strip club

It really distracts the little head's focus.

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Good dancer name

Maybe my memory is faulty but I don't ever remember hearing this one before. Climax It conveys the right message, and it's easy to remember.

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Periodic reminder that weed is the most amazing strip club enhancement since ext

Trust me even though I'm a lawyer. If you haven't tried it, come to a meet up and I'll set you up. MUCH better ham alcohol. Here's the clearest proof that I'm right. Loyd Jose Guy totally disagrees…

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Lingerie mishaps

So I figure I've been clubbing around 25 years and never had a day quite like today for oddities. First club, first dancer–after two table side topless dances we stop. She's getting her things together to get dressed and can't…

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Conference playoffs - your pick?

1) ATL/GB 2) PITT/NE

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Favorite jumped the shark

Met a favorite for lunch the other day. Honey is solid 8 with a cute and bright personality. We had settled into a comfortable win/win p4p relationship that's been active for about 6 months. I have…

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Strip clubs in the valley

I've been searching around for high mileage strip clubs in the sv area for the last few weeks and I've landed on a few gems and I've stumbled on a few clunkers. I tend to visit these clubs during the…

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Wife Not Sexualized Enough

There are many of us here who have gone through bad marriages. Some of us are out of them. But some of us are still dealing with the ramifications. And then there are some who are still…

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Giving the DS one more shot

To those who don't know, DS=dream stripper I have a DS that I'm trying to get to know OTC. The first time I asked her if she wanted to go to a movie, she said maybe, but nothing materialized. The second…

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Food for thought

I just saw where 300 some people were released from lock up for low key drug crimes. My thoughts on this are simple yes low key drug crimes don't deserve a huge sentence and some were ridiculous. However with the…

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Gay guus touch a vigina for the first time

https://youtu.be/KSsu1SFbjO0 Can you keep snacks down there? The clit is in the hood! Lmfao

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Hay guys touch boobs for the first time

https://youtu.be/qTMP5jOdm3M

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Lesbians touch a penis for the first time

https://youtu.be/HsXypbRwEH0

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I bet you can't do this...

https://youtu.be/BDfzhoD4jes Look mom! No hands!

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Wallanon, a Monger among mongers!

I suppose I haven't paid much attention, maybe it's because I only drive by here on average around 3 times a week and when i'm here I usually read a couple threads or reviews post in a couple threads, maybe…

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Protestors

I was watching the news last night and some of the Trump protestors were interviewed. The ones that could speak in complete sentences stated they were protesting Trump taking away their rights. HMMMMMMM since he has not taken office how…

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Even better

Perfect bouncy tits https://mobile.twitter.com/bouncing_tits/status/820866975769489409/video/1

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I need a bath

https://mobile.twitter.com/bouncing_tits/status/821164068342001664/video/1

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Hellooooo Boobies

And good morning https://mobile.twitter.com/bouncing_tits/status/821229451254108160/video/1

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OT: MSN News Poll

A poll asks how people feel about the future of the nation with Donald Trump as president. The choices and votes are: Very Optimistic 38%, guardedly optimistic 17%, somewhat concerned 9%, or deeply concerned 36%. The divisions closely…

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Anyone Going to the Womens March on Washington Tomorrow?

The way I look at it is shit tons of women on parade and you know some of 'em gotta be looking for dick. Given that the one thing I've consistently been called throughout my life is a DICK…

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Is Florida weirder on a per capita basis than other states?

Florida is a big state so you'd expect a lot of weirdos even if every state had a similar proportion of weirdos. Then again, stuff like this happens in Florida: http://straight.fleshbot.com/6019675/only-in-florida-burnt-sausage-castle Sounds like it was a brilliant party house! ;)

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Two guys’ night out at strip club turns into $75M lawsuit

“They were a couple of old friends who decided to have a drink at a place that advertises as a gentlemen’s club, but there were no gentleman there.” http://nypost.com/2017/01/19/two-guys-night-out-at-strip-club-turns-into-75m-lawsuit/

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The Day of Days has come...

The day libs wring their hands and rend their garments Hail to the Chief, President Trump!

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skihomo609

102 reviews but of just 15 clubs? WTF?

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I da pappy

https://youtu.be/aHqHUdMrIZI

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Moving to San Antonio TX.

Reading some of the reviews for clubs there. Been in the DMV for a while and now moving for work. Any suggestions?

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Strip club waitress vanishes after getting pulled over

"A Kansas City strip club waitress vanished two days ago after police pulled her over in her car — and she hasn’t been seen since, according to published reports. Toni Anderson, 20, told fellow employees at the Chrome Club on US…

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I am da brainz behind da juice

Tittle says it all

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[OT] 80y Cycles of "Populism"

Interesting numerology on CNBC yesterday: Consider 2010s 1930s 1850s 1770s That's why people shitting their pants they we are going to have 1848 all over again this year.

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Pretty accurate

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a44860/things-you-should-know-before-judging-stripper/#.

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Thursty Thursday BeeJaaaazzzz

I was getting a beejay from a dancer. As her mouth moved up and down it was making fart noises! I was laughing so fucking hard. They thought I was insane...

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Some Follies/ex Follies dancers among 56 arrested.

http://www.ajc.com/news/local/gwinnett-prosecutor-arrested-huge-dekalb-prostitution-bust/mwuKRfEXwktxZwl5St0D6J/

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The long, sad, downward spiral of a beautiful drug addict.

Everyone probably knows someone (a friend, a family member, or a stripper) whose life was ruined by drugs. You might hear that they overdosed, went to rehab, jail, etc. Taking a step back and looking at their downward spiral can…

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How safe is your job?

https://youtu.be/UJXEA9oBJzo

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Does your stomach growell...

When your taking a shit?

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I had a dream...

I was getting a beejay from a dancer. As her mouth moved up and down it was making fart noises! I woke up thinking wtf and lmfao rotf. I woke up the neighbors from laughing so fucking hard. They thought…

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Hillary foundation closing

Anyone notice that the Clinton Foundation is closing? As soon as Hillary's lose was confirmed the donations dried up and most of the promised money from foreign donors and governments went unpaid. Let's analyze this: Massive amounts of money given and later…

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An interesting one: Too hot for the club (from SW)

NYC.Bianca-->"Ok, I need some advice from other dancers. I have asked a lot of club employees from Vegas, Portland & Denver about this issue I have sometimes (more times than not) at clubs where I am, if not always, one of…

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What is the closure of backpage going to do?

I do not know if you are aware of the fact that all "adult" classifieds on backpage.com have been censored. No escort or body rub etc are allowed because of the thought police in DC. I recently had a dancers tell me…

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[OT] Baffled By How Strong the "Dislike"/Hate for Obama is By Some

On his final full day as the prez: Must say this is one that I don't get at all. What exactly did Obama do that causes the intense dislike even hate for him that some have? Country seems much better off…

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Man arrested for mid-air bomb threat blames criminal past on stripper

I blame strippers when I'm pulled over for speeding. I'm desperate to get to the club. http://www.10news.com/news/bomb-threat-denver-san-diego-blames-stripper

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Strip club waitress vanishes after getting pulled over

http://nypost.com/2017/01/18/strip-club-waitress-vanishes-after-getting-pulled-over/

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Another PUA Article about How to Pick Up Strippers

The article itself is asinine, repeating the same, "Don't be a customer; don't buy dances," nonsense that would certainly never work (maybe if you were hot enough to be a male stripper). The comments might be worth a browse, though:…

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Want Some Blue Balls?

Try these fine sites!: http://livestripclubs.com/ https://xhamster.com/movies/4148912/live_stream_from_strip_club_dressing_room.html

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Crazyjoe does farming

Got to fertilize those anti frackers https://youtu.be/ZIjO0Kp_lXU

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Jacking off on a dancer in the champaion room

Ever have a dancer trying to make you LDK in the champagne room and fail ? I recently had it happen...I was hard a fuck but couldn't cum. She was doing a wonderful job from the attempting to get me off…

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Baseball Hall of Fame Inductees

Jeff Bagwell, Pudge Rodriguez and Tim Raines elected in. Clemens and Bonds didn't get enough votes. Like Bagwell and Pudge didn't use roids as well? https://sports.yahoo.com/news/tim-raines-jeff-bagwell-pudge-rodriguez-elected-to-baseball-hall-of-fame-230553523.html One player I always like was close to getting in: Vladimir Guerrero (71.7 percent, just short…

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How soon is too soon to go back

I was out Monday night and had a couple table dances and a one song private dance all with the same girl but time and money had run out so I left... I asked her what her shift was but…

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Conspiracy theories: multiple aliases, same person

I've been reading TUSCL for a long time. Maybe for about two years before I created an account. After reading a lot of posts, observing people's online personalities, backstories, the topics and types of dancers they like, etc., I have…

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Worst guy to pick a fight with

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/259068-2/Acrobatic-spinning-scissors-headlock.gif

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i did you follies regulars a favor today.

It was a perfect lay out for me to stop by Follies today. I was going by just before lunch and had some free time. This is rare for me. But I have this…

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Hottest stripper you've come across

Who is the hottest stripper you've ever seen in the strip club? Did you get dances with her? Did she become your ATF? Etc. Be descriptive please. About 4 or so months ago I was chilling at 4 Play (upscale club…

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Live To Fight Another Day

A while back I was at a rock concert. During the show, the two guys standing by me started talking to me seeing as how I was a big fan and seemed to know the band. They were big fans…

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Tucson strip bars

I'm an frequent patron of many of Tucsons strip bars. This forum is for Tucsonans and visitors to exchange info on our local clubs. I frequent Venon and Curves. They are where I have found…

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Need ideas

After several months apart, the DS and I are going to have a date soon. I want to do something special for our reunion. What are some suitable ideas for activities that are worthy of the ultimate…

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Just Divorced!

https://youtu.be/n36YuKMyzNA This guy is a legend

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How many of you will Miss this guy?

https://www.instagram.com/p/YCwU59SfHc/?hl=en