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Future sister in law

TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.


There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It
had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near
anyone else.


One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.


Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door.


I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,
my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With
tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

13 comments

  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Dear Penthouse, story of the year with surprise ending.
  • jackslash
    8 years ago
    A good joke. I've seen it before.
  • shadowcat
    8 years ago
    Oldie but goodie. :)
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    shit. i'd be dead.
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    LOL - had not heard it b/f - great punchline at the end
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    my problem is i don't like condoms.
  • 4got2wipe
    8 years ago
    Ace!
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    Yeah. Those of us who go bareback wouldn't have passed that test...
  • MrDeuce
    8 years ago
    Great joke! I think I'll tell it in the club on Thursday :)
  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    You dirty dog OSU
  • ndnman
    8 years ago
    Hilarious! You got me
  • mjx01
    8 years ago
    LOL!
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    8 years ago
    Keeping the condoms in the car probably won't work once she's your wife and she starts rifling through your stuff. ;) Still a great joke!
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