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why are escorts all so skinny?

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EstafadorBIG APPLE

So I was browsing around different escort websites just to see what an actual escort would cost compared to bp hoes. First off, I see why people go on bp; compared to actual escort sites, bp is super cheap and some of the times have even better looking girls than usual.

But if these escort sites are suppose to be better, why is every girl a stick figure claiming to be curvy in all the right places? I've seen the right sort of curves before and not even the black or Hispanic escorts on these expensive escort sites fit the description. AND they usually want $400-500 an hour? Too much for too little

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Dougster

Estie: "why are escorts all so skinny?"

Drugs.

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Tiredtraveler

If you want a fat ass, you could stay home with the ole lady with the nipples that are just above the hairline, climb through the tropical rain forest below her belt and fall into that sweaty smelly old canyon!(be sure to tie off your safety line)
That is why escorts are thin!

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JuiceBox69

Maybe up North Esta but drive down south and you will find corn bread feed thick escorts for $60-$240

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shailynn

If you go to glossy escort websites the photos are likely photoshopped to make the girls appear more thin. That's what every business executive wants, tall, lean European looking model-types right? Not really but they go with it.

Sites like Eros and high end personal escort sites are like Mortons. Backpage is like Taco Bell. Everybody thinks they want Mortons, when it's just too much for many and they'd rather just get a Taco. A pink one at that.

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Estafador

Well I just looked up Mortons and it's on restaurant week so I think I can afford it lol. Same with Eros (not often but possible). Besides I just saw three porn stars on there including Summer Brielle and although she costs $1500-2000 (wtf man), I'd be willing to save up for her.

Otherwise most of these websites must not know that a lot of business executive types really dig "exotic" women other they'd just continue fucking their wives.

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Estafador

I'd be really willing to break my p4p virginity.

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Subraman

Shailynn dropping the knowledge... pretty much agree with that, as a general rule, the higher-end you go in the escort world, the more the customers are likely to prefer model-style body types. Lower end escorts represent a pretty large range of body types from bbw to curvy to average to athletic to slim, but you see relatively more slim & athletic as you move up in price

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JuiceBox69

I dropped some words wear is my lovin ?

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Subraman

pats juice on head and hands him a fleshlight

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Subraman

-->"Maybe up North Esta but drive down south and you will find corn bread feed thick escorts for $60-$240"

More seriously, in my area, that price range is the low-end range, and there is a huge diversity of bodytypes down there in the cellar :)

BTW, for my tastes, there are literally almost no "skinny", and no "stick figure" girls in the high-end escorts: they range mostly from slim dancers' bodies to athletic and beautifully fit. Only you chubby chasers (oh, sorry, "thick chasers") would mistake fit for skinny! And there are chubbier ^H^H^H^H^H^H thicker girls in the upper end, just relatively fewer

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Dominic77

^^^ How do we know God loves bigger women? Because He made sooo many of them, lol. :) Super lush and curvy, I say.

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Papi_Chulo

The ideal of beauty in America (white/Anglo America) is tall, skinny, and blond - thus why so many women often starve themselves.

I read once that lower socio-economic men had a higher preference for large breasts where higher socio-economic men prefer small-boobed women (it's not universal of course).

Reading TUSCL reviews it seems a lot of TUSCLers drool over and are just interested in spinners.

When I go to Cocoa Beach I see the old retired Anglo dudes that visit Inner Room during the day, they drool over the skinny chicks w/ A-cups and no ass where I wouldn't spend a dollar on them.

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twentyfive

Maybe it's because unlike strippers you need to pay them for their time and most of us guys will be damned before we pay for dinner and additional time therefor we fuck them without feeding them. )

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Subraman

-->"I read once that lower socio-economic men had a higher preference for large breasts where higher socio-economic men prefer small-boobed women (it's not universal of course)."

That's believable, although I've always thought large breast preference crosses social boundaries. I feel it's clearer that higher preference for large asses is definitely associated with lower socio-economic status though; ass is the new boobs, I guess.

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Estafador

Where'd you hear that because I beg to differ Sub ol' buddy ol' pal?

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larryfisherman

In the words of Rick James, "cocaine is a hell of a drug".

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