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Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, Florida

Spur of the moment club visit with many discounts

Back in August my buddies and I were walking down Ocean Blvd. when we were approached by a few 8's handing out free drink vouchers for "Shadow Cabaret". It was our last night in the…

Silk on Water

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Loud, tiny, crowded, I did not like this place

Arrived about 10pm on a Sunday night. It was pretty crowded with customers and plenty of girls on duty, maybe 10 or 12. Cover was $10 and whiskies $4.25 each. This place is loud, really loud…

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Have you ever been injured at a strip club?

Anything at all. I was able to sing one night at local club that has karaoke night. I was singing the song "Hooked on a Feeling" by BJ Thomas. I thought I was doing good and felt the crowd was…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Brazilian MILF Heaven!

After spending a couple of months in the UK, I decided to come back to Rest a Bit on my way back home last Wednesday. And to my surprise, it was pretty slow and empty…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

When the mice is away...

Went here when my SO was out of town on a Thursday night.... needed to blow off some steam and KOD seemed like a good place to try. This was my first visit there (actually…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Poorly Managed Club

I hate it when management does not manage. This is basically my response to a failure to manage the club. If you are going to advertise yourself as a strip club,, then you…

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“We need to create a system where equal right of all citizens to health, educati

“The same rights we proclaimed when we began our struggle, in addition to those which emerge from our dreams of justice and equality for all inhabitants of our world - is what I wish for all.” Title couldn’t say it all.

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Odd Day, but some good news!

Stopped by P10 North on a Tuesday afternoon a couple of weeks back. $6.00 cover, ($10 after 2:00). One new/old trick is that they've brought back the one-day "VIP Upgrade" for $100.…

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A "Detailed" review

Usually I just read Northern Ohio reviews and pass over the others but the title caught my attention so I dived in and I did enjoy reading it! https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=363080

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

My go to club in the area

I was back in the area and had some time to kill and stopped in around 4pm. There was a moderate crowd for that time of day with both bar seats and tables available. As…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Nice club, pretty dancers, but no fun.

As others have posted, this club is now called Scores. It has been totally remodeled and looks great. The seats are comfortable, the stage is huge, there are 28 televisions around the club playing various…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

NFL Sunday - place was hopping

This was a few Sundays back, the home loss for the Eagles versus the Lions. I'd been to Delilah's earlier, pretty dead. Just for kicks decided to head here, probably something like 530. Despite the loss…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Had fun in a short amount of time

Fun time at Chicas locas. I used to come here a lot back a few years ago and stopped coming after the hustle got out of control with the Cuban invasion. It must…

Emperor's Gentleman's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Afternoon visit

First off the club had recently changed the name to Treasure’s Gentlemen Club and they’ve added armed daytime security. Still the same ownership, management, & entertainers. I’ve been here several times over of the…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Not a bad day there

Im not going to describe this place in terms of appearance and set up.. many reviews have that.. its dirty.. its dingy and the "entertainment" is ..let me say vintage and a little desperate.…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Friday night at Pacers

I was in town for work a few weeks ago and stopped by Pacers to chill. I had heard strip clubs in San Diego were not memorable, and my experience at Pacers pretty much aligned…

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19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Detailed enough?

I’ve posted reviews on this place before with layout and have seen multiple others do same so not wasting time doing it again just to “lengthen review”. However, since that seems to be mandatory.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Try your luck

Went to this establishment while visiting the area for work. The setup looks like a blend between a bar and stripclub. The bar was very lit and upfront and the table with the dance poles were…

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Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Didn't Quite Live Up to Expectations...

I was in Orlando on business. Thanks to intel I knew that the Orlando clubs would be a waste of time so after work I headed on the I-4 to Tampa to see the legendary…

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Incorrect stats

Looked at my public profile, it says 2 reviews, 3 places. But I've 6 reviews, 3 places. Looked at a dancer profile, said there were 6 photos, but there was only 3. Bad statistics common here? PM founder? See if he cares,…

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New here. Looking for some less expensive poon.

Hello fellow whore mongers. I have recently learned that I will need to look for some lower priced ladies of the night. I have party favors, as my daddy has a connection in Baltimore.

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Been a while, some changes made.

It's been a while since I've been here and some things changed.. like the quality of girls and the prices for the lap dances. Unfortunately, both went downhill. When you walk in the…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Phoenix from the ashes

After a Buck's win on a cold November Saturday night, me and a couple of guys decided the best way to end our night was to visit a local establishment of the erotic variety. Having…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

reopen?

Does anyone know when / if this will re-open? Their facebook page is always updating new pictures - but no real information!

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Different price points for girls at the same club

Right now I have multiple OTC girls at the same club who I pay varying amounts to for hotel romps. I didn't plan it this way of course, but it just happened as a natural evolution of individual OTC…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Not as good as past trips

Arrived here on a Saturday evening, lots of college football on and it seemed like lots of groups of guys who were there to watch the games. The area the club is located is…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Phoenix from the ashes

After a Buck's win on a cold November Saturday night, me and a couple of guys decided the best way to end our night was to visit a local establishment of the erotic variety. Having…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Not my style

First time I have evefr sat in this club for more than 10 minutes. After boring visits to desires and fantasies and still in the mood for dancers after golf, I decided to stop here…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Rare sat nite visit.

I have reviewed the playhouse many times but this was a rare night visit for me. Saturday night and I arrived at about 730. Paid the 15 entrance fee and went in.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Pretty disappointed, Hustle factor is HIGH!

I have been to Little Darlings couple of years ago, so visited again when I was in LV for business. Arrived late Sunday night around mid night, and it was very slow. No more than…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Perfect Ending

Another return to the peach state and was not disappointed. Arrived around 230 and parking was $10. At an earlier arrival several weeks before the valet stated he was working for tips only, not…

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Am I missing something here?

Check out this review.. The reviewer's profile is listed as a female stripper but the review is written from a man's perspective. https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=362877 https://www.tuscl.net/member.php?id=674482 Thoughts?

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Nice place, but watch out.

Monday night went in about 9:30. No ID check. No pat down. Cover $12. Parking was $5, but I sort of snuck in. Some guy named Boz in a golf cart gave me a ride…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Bare Exposure fun times but tons of upsell!!!

Bare Exposure is usually a hit or miss depending on the day of the week and the time of year. I have been here several times over the years and I was pleasantly surprised…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Quiet Desperation

I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Baby Dolls was certainly dead the night I was there, and I suspect they have been for awhile. The owner was nice. The girls, all two of…

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“Neo-colonialism or neo-imperialism is the practice of using capitalism, globali

“Like colonialism, exports the social conflicts of the capitalist countries, enriches few in underdeveloped countries and causes humanitarian, environmental and ecological damage to their populations.” Title couldn’t say it all.

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Ever get a credit card just for your favorite girl ?

This would be a very cool way to pamper her with a $1,000 and just paying it off as she spends I bet she would love you Im definitely sticking this in my game

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Who'd You Rather: Cynthia Brimhall vs. Gia Genevieve

Here's our first second-round matchup of the Model Bracket, where the ladies are more obscure but the nudity and sexiness is still there. Let's see what kind of turnout we get for this one. --- Model Bracket: Cynthia BRIMHALL vs. Gia…

Round Valley Inn

Clinton, New Jersey

What it lacks in entertainment, it makes up by also lacking charm

NJ bars usually have at least one thing going for them - attractive women, charm, high mileage, chill hangout, etc. but really - this place really didn't really seem to have much to offer other…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Finally made it to the Block!

Finally made it to the Block and it lived up to its reputation. I was in town for work staying at a hotel two blocks over, and wrapped up the first day around 3. Before…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Worth a second chance

Out-of-towner, first visit a club in Baltimore. A trustworthy well traveled club veteran recommended it, and most reviewers rate it the best in town, so I chose it for my one club visit.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Worth the money but know what you’re getting

Was in Vegas for a conference- had to stop by since it’s a bucket list item. May not go back due to cost but was worth it. Entry is phased, get wanded, and paid the…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

I mean, if you have no other options...

Yikes... I don't even know where to begin. I went here with a buddy as this was his local spot and he had fun there more than a few times. Dude vouched for…

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RI bareback

I’ve been going to clubs in providence for about 10 years now. FS has always been easy to come by but over the last 2 years bbfs has become much easier to come by. It seems to be available a…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Small, fit,Tan bikini

I’ve done several reviews talking about the layout so I’ll bypass that. Entered the club, walked through the curtains after the pat down. Instantly saw a solid 10. Can’t recall her name but she was…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Maybe there's a better night to go than Tuesday?

Got to the club around 9:30p. i live just a few minutes away but it had been awhile (probably 3-4 months) since I had been in. Wanted to see if there was any…

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Boxed wine with a shot of vodka ...

Mixed in for vodka infused wine. Nothing better (except maybe everclear) for quick relaxation!

215 Gentlemen's Club

Colton, California

215 follow up inspection

Second trip to the Old club 215 since they became a juice bar. I posted a little while ago about a fantastic visit with Ryder (blonde, stacked, friendly) and wanted to have a follow up…

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Nice afternoon view

This is a small bar off the freeway. Went in on an afternoon between meetings when driving through town. Parking was easy in lot next to building. Neighborhood is quiet near cemetery. There were three…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Back to the House...

As a long time patron of the Dollhouse- I think it's obvious, I enjoy it. lol On Phillips Highway, the DH is an all nude club, meaning no alcohol, which is fine because alcohol constricts blood…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First time at Synn COI… Def won't be my last.

Finally made the trip out to COI after being discouraged by the usual hour drive time. Showed up just after 8pm and had a seat. Watched several dancers hit the stage that were easily an…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Old Faithful

I’m beginning to be too known here so I have to chill for awhile but I never get tired of this place. $7 Beers, friendly black and Latina women and privacy for more if…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Mario's is my club of choice

In my opinion, Mario's has the hottest dancers in MA. There are only a couple of heavy girls here and I'm sure they are for those with that particular kink. The majority of…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday drunk night at the P house.

So I’m going to preface this review by letting you know when I got here I was feeling pretty good. A couple of friend's and I spent about 6 hours in Philly and Ubered over…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

sinclair's Review

I was at Fred’s Lounge on a Thursday from 15:30 until 17:30. The club is located about nine miles northwest of downtown Missoula. It is located very close to Interstate 90, sharing the property with…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Lunch but no dessert

Stopped in for lunch. Parked in the wrong place (hey, buddy, this is valet parking!) so moved the car and went in. Best $5 steak and potato anywhere, especially when you have the company of…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Diosa Days

It had been a while since I hit this place up. It has always been fun, just pricey. Still looking to find my new go to place in eptx. If I had the…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

not much in the way of fun here.

this is my second visit to this club and it can be called a dive bar. i went in just after lunch as i was traveling through charlotte for work and had an hour…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Got off early

So, I suppose I was feeling the need for some attention, and impulsively stopped by LCDV on a Thursday afternoon around 1. I've been there a couple times before now, and it's conveniently located for…

Copa Rocka Noches Exoticas

Greensboro, North Carolina

Good time

So I had been to this establishment a month or so ago on a Saturday evening, had a great time then but forgot to write a review. So I visited again on a Wednesday night.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Wasted Lunch!

Had some tome to waste (The right choice of words today) so I thought I would take my first visit to Bogart's. First clue, parking lot pretty empty but who knows maybe they parked out…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Oz is a must see

Club has been around for many years and it stands the test of time. It has become my go to when I'm in Tampa. Easy access about 10 miles west of the airport just off…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A+ visit

Was in ATL for personal trip and made my way to Follies Sunday at 3 pm. I usually drive and valet park but after reading some recent reviews I took the advice and Ubered to…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Re-Opening

This isn't a review of the place seeing it is still closed for remodeling and re-opening with new owners. From all reports on other sites Bella Vendetta managed to take control of the club…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

A Mixed Bag As the Fellas Turn 50

I was in town for your standard guys trip to Vegas. We had a group of 7 with four of us celebrating 50th birthdays within five months of each other and picked Palomino because it's…

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Anonymously paying for motels

Obviously some of us don't want to give a real name and ID. You can have the girl pay for it with your money, but that gets awkward. Any strategies?

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Going back home

My first trip back in 10 years(thanks to Tuscl reviews) did not disappoint and here are my observations and experience on this visit. …

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

No improvment

Because of often having business in the area I have been back to Bugsy's a few times since my last review but since nothing has changed I didn't feel compelled to review it again and…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Serves A Purpose

First time poster but long time lurker. Came here on a Thursday afternoon. Location seems safe enough during the day time. Don’t know if I’d want to be in Irvington at night. 6-7 girls working…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Hit or miss

Came here on Thursday night and surprisingly it was a good visit when it comes to the girls that were working. There was a couple of strippers I wanted to try while there some visits…

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To what extent does being in shape help with sex workers / SCs?

Better shot of getting a happy ending if you're in shape?

Venus Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin

Venus Is Still A Loser...

I've been to this club a couple times in the past, never was anything to brag about, but now that I've bought a home in town and live about a mile and a half away…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Lots of Latin fun

Popped in on aow wednesday about 9pm. There were plenty of girls working, probably more than a dozen. Most that approached me were hispanic but there were also a spattering of white and AAs working.…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Nice visit

I arrived around 2 pm on a weekday afternoon.....don't remember the exact day of the week. From the outside, the place hasn't changed in years. Big white building with the parking lot on the side…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

Dissapointing early evening at Landing Strip

Stopped here on way up north to do some hunting. This was late afternoon/early evening, and my suggestion for others is that this is not the time to stop in. Had a weird…

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Jumping jack bouncy breasts

Do any of you apes ask your various OTC whores to do a few jumping jacks before giving them the old flesh torpedo treatment? dugan doesn’t really understand my fascination with the bouncy bouncy boobs of the female hairless ape,…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Assuming half ass is normal.

Stopped in last Monday to catch some MNF. Only 3 people inside when I got there. All 3 were blonde to various degrees. I'll start with the bartender. Tall thin blonde with crew cut.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Lovely Sky

I finally made it back to Paradise and it was a rare night time visit for me. I got there at the shift change so it was sparse for half an hour but slowly the…

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Ever watch porn with a stripper?

I recently started seeing a stripper OTC at my house for afternoon delights. I have actually known her for a long time but only recently started getting intimate. She told me that she watches porn every night and rubs one…

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Clubs with food in Houston?

In Houston on business. I enjoy a meal while watching hot women. Even just bar snacks is OK. Suggestions?

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

When in smithton, dop in

The filly doesn't look like much from the outside but its a solid club. Not as big as the city clubs but good given its location. Club/Enviorn: its small with a centralized bar. There are…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Surprisingly Great Night At The Jet

So after Bare Elegance was a dud I sauntered over to the Jet. Good choice. I usually don't have high expectations at the Jet but some days or nights can be fun. Like last night.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Better than my last trip. Hope for this club.

After being away from this club for a couple of months, I returned on a mid shift last Wednesday. $15 cover charge at the door plus one drink. About 20 dancers were working and I…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Day time visit.

Club located in the industrial district of Seattle. Plenty of parking available in the day time. Club opens at 11:00am - 2:00am. $10 entry until 6:00pm and prices move up to $16 with drink after 6:00pm.…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Good but not Great

So I found myself in Tucson for the weekend, and decided to give Curves another try. I've had some great experiences here in the past, and I'm usually ready to see what the current status…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

A Sunday at the Boat

Went to The Boat on a Sunday night. Payed the 5 dollar cover and ordered a $7 Corona Extra. There were surprisingly a lot of patrons for a Sunday and a good amount of girls…

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OT: Food for thought

Jeff Bezos: This is the one Amazon leadership principle that ‘surprises people’ the most Amazon famously has 14 leadership principles that are part of the company’s ethos. But there is one that “surprises people,” according to Jeff Bezos — it’s Amazon’s fourth…

Sagebrush Sams

Butte, Montana

sinclair's Review

I stopped into Sagebrush Sam's at 20:45 on a Wednesday night. The gray-haired owner charged me $5 to get in. It turned out I was the only customer. Sincweisers were $4. Since I was the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Good night

Arrived at LS slightly before shift change on Thursday via Uber so no valet. Sat at the bar and ordered a bucket for $25. Lots of new and improved faces on day shift.…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Better than last visit

Feature tonight. Cover was $12. I got in for free with pass and got raffle tix for a vip session with the feature (burlesque dancer). I’ve never been here on a weekend before. Saturday’s are apparently…

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“American cities and states continue to celebrate a European explorer who never

“They do not mention that colonial takeovers of the Americas, led to the deaths of millions of Native people and the forced assimilation of survivors.” “This colonization experiences continue to have effect today as ethnic rivalry, the uneven distribution of resources, human-rights…

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Detroit VIP For Couples

My wife and I are going to be in Detroit this weekend and we wanted to have fun. Looking for Clubs with good VIP area for extras. Can’t find much details on the VIP Rooms want to make…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Dollar Parade still strong, but a busy place for a Sunday

Haven’t been here in about a year. Visited mid afternoon on a Sunday. Parking lot is safe and large. It looks like it may have been recently paved or seal coated. No changes with the interior layout.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Best club but not always my favorite

Brad's is probably the best club in Indianapolis. When I've seen attractive girls in other clubs and they move up to a better club it's usually Brad's that they've moved to. If you are an…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Getting back to normal at PH

I visited PH recently, and I am happy to report that the club is getting back to normal after the brouhaha over the lawsuit by an ex-dancer there. For those who have never been there, the…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Bareden is back!

$20 cover. Wristband, bucket of ice and red solo cup. I'm ready!! As soon as I walk in, big stage to the right. Mens room near the DJ booth. Lap dance room to the…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Fun little place, but be wary of certain dancers

I was up in the Hackettstown area on friday, so I ended up finding my way to Stage Dolls. The place is in the middle of nowhere, but it has ample parking. Inside, there's a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Mellow Wednesday Afternoon - Nice Relaxing Visit

I've been trying to visit Club Desire more regularly, and this is a review from a month, or so, ago. I live pretty far away from the club, and so I only stop in…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Cheaper admission than DJV with coupon

After a less than fun trip to DJV on Wednesday, thought to go to Pure Gold a few nights later. Printed out their $10 off coupon from their website. Net admission = $9 vs $15…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

The 30 mins for $100 VIP is gone.

Ok. Got there about 9pm. Free parking as usual. Pretty safe area. Never had an issue with parking my car there. Went in to pay. Showed the "free" pass. Paid $15 to get in. When you…

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Four slain as a barrage of shots ring out in illegal New York casino

"At least 15 people were still betting on dice and card games at the Triple A Aces club as scantily clad strippers circulated through the gaming tables when the shots rang out, police said." https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/world/2019/10/13/four-slain-in-new-york-casino/

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Fun, but no beauties

I arrived at Fannies on a Wednesday afternoon around 3 PM. The parking lot was about half full, and there was no parking fee or entrance fee. When you enter the club there…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Rookie has a comfortable experience

I live semi close and had always been curious. Went late on a Thursday night for my first ever SC experience. The place is right on a state highway and doesn’t give off any unsafe…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Afternoon visit

3 PM on a weekday. This place seems to be more of a hangout than a strip club. It was 3 to park in their pretend full parking lot... there were…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Club jumped off cliff

The first few visits here were pretty good with no below average looking girls and several drop dead gorgeous ones. The atmosphere was okay (although they allowed smoking, which brings it down a few notches).…

Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge

Umatilla, Oregon

Not terrible but less than good

Not much to choose from for a long distance so you give it a try. This club is fronted by a straight up, well lit sports bar with TVs along the walls and sports team banners.…

Lipstix Gentlemen's Club

Deer Park, New York

Not my thing

This place hasn't been reviewed in a while. It's called Secrets now not Illusions. They have a parking lot, should be enough spots. Came just after midnight. No cover. Bunch people out front having a…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Holy shit. Not good..

Alright, I don’t know how else to put this but wow. What a terrible experience. I was feeling pretty good tonight and never ventured deep in to Washington park at night. Never been to wise guys but…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, New York

Nope just a mirage

Came on a Saturday night after midnight. It’s in smithtown, nice area. A lot more trees out here way out in Suffolk. Plenty of parking. It looks like somebody’s house on the side of the…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Fantastic Amateur Night!

Just got back from Al's a few minutes ago, and wanted to get this down while it was fresh. For starters, the girls were pretty mixed, from larger more BBW types, to smaller, and a great…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Surprised at Adelitas - and not in a great way

There are plenty of reviews of Adelitas, so I'll skip the setup, surroundings, and ambiance. It has been a while since I've been down to Mexico, and I have always vascillated between Hong Long and…

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Threesomes

I’ve been on something of a roll with threesomes lately. After one in my younger years, which was actually a somewhat lackluster experience, I didn’t have another until a couple of years ago. Now, I have had seven…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Cute, conversational, fun girls. A worthwhile weekday afternoon.

For a weekday afternoon, I felt good about my visit to Gatsby's in Canton. (I know there is a "North" version too, in Akron, and next time I'm this direction, I think I'll try…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

One girl had extreme GPS beyond anything I have ever experienced

I was in the Philly area all week on business, but got away at noon on Friday. Did a crawl of several clubs. Parked in back for free. Lot holds maybe 20 cars. Noticed a patrol…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Changed But Still Fun

Follies is an interesting club that's been going through a lot so if you haven't been in a while you may notice some changes. A few things are still standard - $10 dances all day,…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Friendly Neighborhood Club

i arrived at about 5:30 on Friday evening. The place opens at 5 so i figured it would be pretty dead, and it was. There were two other customers there watching a really thick Latina…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Never too old to learn

Got out of my usual comfort zone on Thursday, went in at night and not afternoon/ evening. $5 to park but was waved in for free so tipped the door guy, apparently he knows me. The…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Party Vibes

I was visiting Vancouver and had a little bit of time to kill, so naturally i went to the nearest strip club, which was Brandi's. i had read that there's also a massage place in…

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Difficult decisions

I recently started back at the casino scene. The hard decision is whether or not to Continue Strip Clubbing as my vice. Seeing beautiful naked women is hard to pass up, but when I can use the same $750 to win…

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Wise guys..

Just left a review. Holy shit that was terrible. I’ve always stuck around the clubs close to the highway in Washington park due to its scary east St. Louis nature. I had a few drinks and felt ballsy. I was already in…

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Nicespice. When are you ....

Coming to St Louis again? And... are you bringing Blablabla with you? I was too fucking busy the last time you were here, but I will make time the next time you are here. Lol.

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NICESPICE IS MINE NOW

FOR ALL ETERNITY LOCKED IN MY CASTLE DUNGEOUN. STOLEN FROM THE HANDS OF SIRLAPDANCINGQUEEN. MAY ALL BRAVE KNIGHTS TRY RESCUE HER......AND DIE BY MY WRETCHED FLAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHUHAHAHA SHOULD'VE MADE A LEFT AT HARRY HINES BLVD WHEN GOING TO BABY DOLLS, NOT…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

We Bare All!

Have seen the billboards, read generally good reviews here, was passing through so l dropped in. Easy off/on exit 374 on I-75. Ample parking, separate large area for maybe 2 dozen 18-wheelers. This place caters…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Couple's Visit

We got the "two of a kind" package, and the pickup and arrival went off without a hitch. We arrived around 8:30pm, and the club was decently active. We were walked in and led…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Good time had on a Saturday night

I have been to the KOD a few times, and the vibe there did not disappoint. Overall the club has a decent two stage layout with a few bars. There was a $10…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Corporate and Sterile

After reading other reviews and not being totally comfortable with Chicago, Ricks is really the best option close to downtown if you don't know the city. given it is across the street from a…

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Who'd You Rather: Nikki Fritz vs. Ahmo Hight

Our first second-round matchup in the B-Movie Bracket features the only starlet to pitch a first-round shutout. I have a feeling she's not going to be as lucky this time, though. --- B-Movie Bracket: Nikki FRITZ vs. Ahmo HIGHT --- Nikki FRITZ 34D-22-33 ROUND 1:…

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“I went to a strip club the other night. i'm just gonna tell you this; i'm only

“The Two Kinds of Guys Who Go to a Strip Club” - David Wayne Spade -Born: July 22, 1964 (age 55) - Birmingham, Michigan, U.S. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S86uZ3jD9Xg Title couldn’t say it all.

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Entered on a Tuesday night but not what I was expecting

Went on a Tuesday night with a coworker trying to celebrate his recent promotion. Cover was $15 if i remember correctly due to us being locals. Parking was semi ok but prefer the lot to…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Hours?

Anyone have any idea what the hours are here?

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Walk of Shame or Stay and Savour?

In many reviews, maybe even most, the reviewer talks about going to VIP, busting a nut, and then heading straight out the door. I rarely do this (only if my time is very limited for some reason). If…

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Any of you guess have regret for money u wasted in savings while younger ?

I mean u had a solid erections then and girls wanted to actually fuck u but u saved then and delayed gratification for later Now your rich sure but your also old as fuck and ugly as sin.. Ooo and your…

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It's gonna blow!

Ya can't make this stuff up! 😋 https://www.cnet.com/news/tropical-storm-melissas-phallic-shape-is-stirring-up-social-media/

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Settling

I was in the club the other night and although there were many (25+) girls working, I just didn't seem to like any of them well enough to want a dance. I thought about settling on one I found okay,…

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“In recent decades, Native Americans and other groups have protested the celebra

“This colonization experience continue to have effect today as ethnic rivalry, the uneven distribution of resources, human-rights violations, and lack of good governance...” Title couldn’t say it all.

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

At what time would you not consider going?

I know the dayshift is by far the best shift in terms of extras and it not being a clubby club...what's the cutoff for that? At what time would you say it's not worth going if you're looking for extras…

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“None of us wants to look bad in front of our children, or before the eyes of hi

“There are many Americans who, although they are the cultural beneficiaries of colonialism, want to know the truth about history, even the painful truth.” Title couldn’t say it all.

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Getting VIP with a stripper who never did a dance before

Technically waitress but still danceable. I would grade this girl 11/10 literally one of the hottest humans I’ve seen walk the face of this earth. “I’m so nervous I’m scared, I’m like shaking I never done this before” “Don’t even…

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If you find your dad's dirty movies and pictures on a shelf in the garage, where

Q. If you find your dad's dirty movies and pictures on a shelf in the garage, where will you find your mom's dirty movies and pictures? A. On PornHub.

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When OTC goes to LOL

Seemed to make a really good connection with a dancer at a club last week. Met her in Chicago, but she claimed to dance in Detroit and travel around the Midwest. Got digits; couldn't do OTC that night and neither…

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MockTruck is on the loose

https://thestonkmarket.com/2019/10/10/a-florida-man-chases-people-around-walmart-with-fresh-turd-from-toilet/

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Opening a new club

After several years, Christie’s Cabaret has reopened in Phoenix. The club has failed in its last 2 attempts. This location has never been successful as an upscale club in a bad location. Go read the reviews for background/history. They spent $3.5…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Instagram

Does anyone know what happened to Synn’s Instagram page? I used to use it to decide when I was going in to visit the club, they used to have a lot of hot pics on there, that helped me figure…

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One Night Whale

Have you ever been a whale for one night? How much money did you spend and what occurred?

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Dropping my Holiday Album 💩💩

It is I your poo obsessed troll Mackie! I'm doing my annual Holiday album and needs advices! My song trax be like dis: 1. I'd poo it for you (Bryan Adams) 2. I wanna shit with somebody (Whitney) 3. Break off poo…

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Everybody say Fuck You Mackie!

Brang on the Hate Mail

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Arrested Giuliani Aides Spent Lavishly On Strip Clubs And Nightclubs

"Rudy Giuliani's aides who were arrested on Thursday for allegedly channeling illegal funds as campaign donations for politicians in the U.S had spent lavishly on strip clubs and nightclubs." https://www.ibtimes.com/arrested-giuliani-aides-spent-lavishly-strip-clubs-nightclubs-2843774

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Reviews being too explicit

What are the ground rules? Personally I'd like to know as much detail about the mileage as possible. FS, BJ, HJ, etc... Is this encouraged or discouraged here?

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Interesting event in Miami at E11EVEN club

https://www.nbcmiami.com/investigations/NBC-6-Investigation-Prompts-Action-by-Miami-Police-562761751.html

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The perfect strip club

I thought this excerpt from a review was funny. I left out a couple of details identifying the club in case anyone wants to guess where the perfect strip club is. My eyes have never felt So. God. Damn. Good. The dancers…

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The best example of this is the United States were past imperialist policies con

Title couldn’t say it all.

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Most of these conflicts are large and complex, especially those concerning bound

Title couldn’t say it all

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Intractable conflicts are found in many areas that were once colonized by Wester

Title says it all

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Would you be a bit sketched out if some random dude bought you a drink unwitting

A few years ago I did this for two gentlemen. I didn't know them. Wasn't looking (but happily accepted) conversation or any of the sort with them. The truth was, that I had to buy two drinks as a minimum…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

all the elevators are back in service now.

yes. including the original south one. all floors!

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SJG caught in New Jersey

Finally he’ll leave the TUSCL where he’s universally hated and ignored outright https://nypost.com/2019/10/11/nj-man-allegedly-threatened-farmers-who-denied-him-sex-with-animals/

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Who'd You Rather: Jenna Jameson vs. Gianna Michaels

The Second Round begins! A couple reminders before round two: 1. Once again, NEITHER is no longer a choice. (Both never was.) 2. Each time we up the round number, we also give you some new material to sample for…

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OT: Hmm - Interesting

Can you get sued over a negative Yelp review? Here’s what you need to know Small businesses often live or die by word-of-mouth, as roughly 86% of U.S. consumers consult online reviews before patronizing a local business, according to a BrightLocal…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

taxi to hk/adelitas/ chicago club.

NEVER pay a tip to the taxi. even at $5 you actually gave the driver a $2 tip allready.

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An interview with our own LinzeeDet

Linzee is a long-time TUSCL member (she used to post under another name) and an experienced Detroit dancer. She is now moving into a career in porn under the name Linzee Ryder. https://www.rockconfidential.com/exclusive-interview-linzee-ryder/

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Epic Club Story/ Babysitting drunks at the club and The Psychology of Drinking

Have you ever babysat a drunk buddy at the club?  I went to a club with a buddy about a week ago and he was drinking before I picked him up at his house. He was drinking at a regular bar…

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Dance charges

I’ve seen different prices in reviews ($20, $25) and the official price listed on the tuscl club page is listed as $20. Any idea which is accurate?

Politics

Is Donald Trump still President?

This is the question I ask myself when I awaken each morning. I don't think I will need to be asking this very much longer either. But as of today, I still have to find out from radio,…

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Do whales really help the club's earnings or do they break it?

Being that there is a limited pool of 8-10s of strippers per club; I'd estimate a 1:10 ratio per hot stripper, I'm sure theres only a limited supply of whales per club. I can bet some clubs even share some…

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Is it true that some of the members here met nicespice recently?

I heard a rumor, that is all

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Women in a relationship with kids don't strip, right?

If a dancer has a kid, is it reasonable to assume that she's single?

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Met up with Nicespice wast night

Got some good ass belly wubbing out of it. Thought I had OTC dog walk wined up but then she threw my chew toy 🦴 in the wiver. I just had to get it. When I came back to give…

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Woman, 24, caught with meth inside her vagina who said she didn't know where the

She had $6233 dollars in her vagina as well as meth. If she's not a stripper, she should be. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7558123/Woman-caught-meth-inside-vagina-admits-drugs-hers.html

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The Difference Between Western and Asian Cultures

I often went deep sea fishing on weekends when I lived in Africa. The fishing was usually pretty good. We caught a lot of dorados (also called mahi-mahi). They are fun to catch and wrestle into the boat. They can…

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Creepy Customer In A White Suit

True story. I was chatting with a dancer and the subject of creepy customers came up. She told me about a customer in a white suit who followed her around the club but wouldn’t buy dances. He offered her a…

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What did the stripper do when she found out that they really sell staples at Sta

Q. What did the stripper do when she found out that they really sell staples at Staples? A. She sped at 90 MPH the whole way to Dicks.

Tijuana

I caught the Unicorn (Aqcuario)

Guys, I had her tonight: https://drive.google.com/a/5wordsmedia.com/file/d/1cu1xP1Ap-Pus0-l--7kKflsFMBQDXpjk/view?usp=drivesdk Aqcuario. She is 19, perfect and a great lay in the sack. The curly haired beauty with a perfect body! So much fun tonight in HK!!!

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“American so called “white men” are privileged almost everywhere in the world, b

Title says it all.

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PH in Detroit Closed 4 a year

https://youtu.be/mnIxinoGpgE

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Seen 2 good movies today

I seen rambo last blood and the joker today. Both good. Joker i will never think of the joker in tbe same way movie messed me up lol. Rambo after all these years stallone still got it. Anyone seen these…

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Who'd You Rather: Second Round Changes

I thought I'd make this separate from the very, very, very long Babermetrics post to make this clear. A few changes for the second round of the bracket: 1. You've said you like these ladies, so we're going to give…

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Who'd You Rather: First Round Babermetrics

So we're through the first round of the "Who'd You Rather" bracket and, before we start the second, I though I'd accumulate some stats from the round of 64. There might be some conclusions to draw from this, though it's…

Politics

Who Will Give Trump Asylum, And Can He Get There?

I want to try and consolidate all the anti-Trump threads here: Previous Threads: The Impeachment of President Donald J. Trump https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=64302 Impeachment https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=64694 Calling for the Resignation of Donald Trump ! https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68816 @Founder https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68861 First they came for................................ https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68880 Political posts. https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68966 OT: Interesting take I guess https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68957 If you are struggling and support Trump I…

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Giving the OTC girl a ride home

Lately I've been getting a lot of requests from OTC dates to drop them off at home when we are done. Normally I don't mind doing this, but sometimes they live far out of the way. Other times…

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All this talk about meeting nicespice...

So who put ghb in her drink?

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Globalism

I spent my career in an industry that had gone global long before “globalism” became a buzzword. From the outset, my job kept me traveling all over the world. After 8 years of nearly nonstop international travel I was sent…

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Techniques, Tricks and Methods to extend lapdance time

Dancers over counting songs, DJ cuttings song short or making 3 songs sound like 1 song. You name it’s these strip clubs are always trying to get over on us. They are trying get their’s and we are trying to…

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Meet nice spice last night

Lets just say $3,000 later i left a happy mane.. Review will come shortly

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Weekend Day shift?

First off, everyone here is awesome. I as a rookie have asked questions, and seen others ask questions, and everyone always gives good insights. You guys are great. My question is in general how is the talent on a day shift…