Job loss.

25 comments

• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Don't want to be spending limited money in a strip club.
  
  
  If you were in my organization all such problems would be solved before they happened, and dolled up stripper grade hotties would be draining you dry 365 days per year.
  
  SJG
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  The sensible thing is to not spend your $$$ till you have something else lined up.
  
  But if you are feeling like shit and the SC helps you clear your mind and forget about your troubles for a while, then it may be worth it to just clear your head(s)
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  I would fart and then start hustling more shit truck jobs and dumping more loads in hasements
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Basements
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  I’d recommend waiting for your severance to be deposited - and then enjoying a few nights in a nice gentlemen’s club with some hotties. That’s a nice way to relax.
• Corvus

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  5 years ago

  Shit, this is easy. Go to the strip club and apply for a job as a DJ, or doorman, or bouncer, or bathroom troll.
  
  What other option could there be!
• Crownation

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  5 years ago

  Been there, done that. Was at the SC within an hour.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  @having lmfao
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  ^^^ meant @ heaving
  
  
  Dam auto correct
• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  Become a dancer's boyfriend!
• DandyDan

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  5 years ago

  When I lived in Omaha, I had 3 jobs. On each of the last days of my jobs there, I went to the strip club afterward. Actually, technically speaking, on the first, I went the next night, since I didn't officially finish work until 2am. Also, my last job there ended with a transfer to my current job, but still, I ended up at a strip club later that day.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  C. Make the side gig the main gig.
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  C. Start an imaginary sex organization in the hope you will get laid for free.
• skibum609

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  5 years ago

  I am self-employed so I either retire or die, but I won't lose my job.
• JuiceBox69

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  5 years ago

  Save what you got until u land that next job then celebrate with a trip to the club once the new job is landed
• Tiburon

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  5 years ago

  Stay home until you get a job. I'm a lover of the heavenly form called woman, but I didn't create a passive income of $1K/mo by wastefully blowing money on strippers and blow. Gotta be smart, not a retard.
• Tiburon

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  5 years ago

  Never know when your tires give out because you dont want *shiver* USED TIRES 😱
• rh48hr

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  5 years ago

  Look for a job is the answer. Unless you don't want to pay your bills. Hey, then you can call the stripper and ask for rent money. Say you'll sleep with them for it.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  Sounds like it's time to go back to everyone's original ATF...
  
  
  ...Ms. Rosie Palm!
• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  My job is being a rick. And that is a 24/7 can’t be fired gig. ROAR!!! 😉
• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  My hobbies are driving drunk, wearing sexy suits, fucking sexy female hairless apes, and kicking zebra 🦓 ass. And I’m damn good at all of those things. ROAR!!! 😉 😉
• bdirect

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  5 years ago

  do what everybody that doesnt work do, i would have a lawyer get you on disability (monthly income), and move to tijuana,
• bang69

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  5 years ago

  @bdirect. Good Idea
• gSteph

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  5 years ago

  Lose job? Unlikely.
  
  But retirement is but a few months away.
  Think I'll go to a club then, too.
• datinman

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  5 years ago

  Multitask. Update your LinkedIn and send out resume from your phone while drinking whiskey and tossing singles stageside. To be a Boss, ya gotta think like a Boss.