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Job loss.

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bang69North Carolina

If you lost your job. Would you

A. Say fuck it and to the SC

B. Stay home and look for a new job

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san_jose_guy

Don't want to be spending limited money in a strip club.

If you were in my organization all such problems would be solved before they happened, and dolled up stripper grade hotties would be draining you dry 365 days per year.

SJG

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Papi_Chulo

The sensible thing is to not spend your $$$ till you have something else lined up.

But if you are feeling like shit and the SC helps you clear your mind and forget about your troubles for a while, then it may be worth it to just clear your head(s)

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MackTruck

I would fart and then start hustling more shit truck jobs and dumping more loads in hasements

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MackTruck

Basements

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Cashman1234

I’d recommend waiting for your severance to be deposited - and then enjoying a few nights in a nice gentlemen’s club with some hotties. That’s a nice way to relax.

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Corvus

Shit, this is easy. Go to the strip club and apply for a job as a DJ, or doorman, or bouncer, or bathroom troll.

What other option could there be!

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Crownation

Been there, done that. Was at the SC within an hour.

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MackTruck

@having lmfao

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MackTruck

^^^ meant @ heaving

Dam auto correct

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ATACdawg

Become a dancer's boyfriend!

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DandyDan

When I lived in Omaha, I had 3 jobs. On each of the last days of my jobs there, I went to the strip club afterward. Actually, technically speaking, on the first, I went the next night, since I didn't officially finish work until 2am. Also, my last job there ended with a transfer to my current job, but still, I ended up at a strip club later that day.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

C. Make the side gig the main gig.

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Uprightcitizen

C. Start an imaginary sex organization in the hope you will get laid for free.

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skibum609

I am self-employed so I either retire or die, but I won't lose my job.

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JuiceBox69

Save what you got until u land that next job then celebrate with a trip to the club once the new job is landed

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Tiburon

Stay home until you get a job. I'm a lover of the heavenly form called woman, but I didn't create a passive income of $1K/mo by wastefully blowing money on strippers and blow. Gotta be smart, not a retard.

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Tiburon

Never know when your tires give out because you dont want shiver USED TIRES 😱

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rh48hr

Look for a job is the answer. Unless you don't want to pay your bills. Hey, then you can call the stripper and ask for rent money. Say you'll sleep with them for it.

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SirLapdanceanot

Sounds like it's time to go back to everyone's original ATF...

...Ms. Rosie Palm!

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rickthelion

My job is being a rick. And that is a 24/7 can’t be fired gig. ROAR!!! 😉

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rickthelion

My hobbies are driving drunk, wearing sexy suits, fucking sexy female hairless apes, and kicking zebra 🦓 ass. And I’m damn good at all of those things. ROAR!!! 😉 😉

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bdirect

do what everybody that doesnt work do, i would have a lawyer get you on disability (monthly income), and move to tijuana,

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bang69

@bdirect. Good Idea

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gSteph

Lose job? Unlikely.

But retirement is but a few months away.
Think I'll go to a club then, too.

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datinman

Multitask. Update your LinkedIn and send out resume from your phone while drinking whiskey and tossing singles stageside. To be a Boss, ya gotta think like a Boss.

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