Taking a one day trip flight to ATL.....for hot strippers! 😁
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So I'm gonna bite the bullet and say FUCK IT. Learning some new tricks on how to fly cheap, I realized a round trip from a Tuesday to Wednesday flight can cost me as little as $82 round trip. One way wound cost me $49. This is from NY/NJ to ATL. With deals this cheap I thought FUCK IT, the sky's the limit baby, whoo! Plus my family works at the Marriott so I can pay $49/day at any Marriott across the country (slightly more for international). That with tax is $61.84
I also had two options: uber everywhere or rent a car for a day. Renting a car out there can vary between $19-21 depending on how much I care about leg space. Going luxurious would cost a bit more, but damn is it still cheaper than economy rentals in NYC. I'm super jealous! I am not sure which is the better option, because I wanted to stay at FOLLIES for several hours and I dont want to be stuck meandering the city on foot waiting for the hangover to clear....BUT it also can cost up to $60+ round trip from my hotel to the club. HUGE difference in price.
Lastly unfortunately to get that cheap round trip, according to Google flights, the return trip is on Spirit airlines. And I heard some stories about them. They frigging charge $37 for 1 carry-on. That's highway robbery man. AND it's bad enough I know I'll be cramped because I'm basketball tall on economy class.
Or perhaps I'm doing this all wrong and you guys can provide me some better input on my flight plans? Or even if I should just pony up to extend my stay for more than just a day?
I also had two options: uber everywhere or rent a car for a day. Renting a car out there can vary between $19-21 depending on how much I care about leg space. Going luxurious would cost a bit more, but damn is it still cheaper than economy rentals in NYC. I'm super jealous! I am not sure which is the better option, because I wanted to stay at FOLLIES for several hours and I dont want to be stuck meandering the city on foot waiting for the hangover to clear....BUT it also can cost up to $60+ round trip from my hotel to the club. HUGE difference in price.
Lastly unfortunately to get that cheap round trip, according to Google flights, the return trip is on Spirit airlines. And I heard some stories about them. They frigging charge $37 for 1 carry-on. That's highway robbery man. AND it's bad enough I know I'll be cramped because I'm basketball tall on economy class.
Or perhaps I'm doing this all wrong and you guys can provide me some better input on my flight plans? Or even if I should just pony up to extend my stay for more than just a day?
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I'm pretty sure Follies would be a step down compared to what I have available to me now.
@Call.Me.Ishmael where are you at with better strip clubs than Follies? I heard you can lappers for $10 a pop, full contact. Don't know how you can beat that.
It would be very difficult to find someone here from Atlanta, so most likely the Atlanta driver you are making fun of is not from Atlanta.
Secondly, we generally don't get snow.... we get ice which is much different to drive on
Years ago at my first job as a stock broker one of my co workers was a northerner, Snow was predicted, he laughed and made fun of the southerners. The next morning while I was building a fire in the fireplace, drinking coffee, and taking the day off.... this stupid bastard totaled his car in a single car accident, guess who laughed at him
I'm not really a bargain hunter. I rarely do lap dances. Mostly VIP rooms.
I've flown Spirit a whole bunch of times - it's def way cheaper than almost anyone else except maybe Frontier is comparable - but it's only way-cheaper if you don't check bags nor take a carry-on as they charge for both (checked-bags and carry-ons) - and if one does not pay for both at the time of purchasing the ticket, they'll fuck-you-up-the-ass at the counter - I've seen people show up w/ a carry-on thinking it's free like other airlines, and be charged $100 for the carry-on b/c they didn't pre-pay for it at time of ticket purchase.
As others mentioned, one can take a personal item for free like a backpack which is what I do - I have a backpack which I use to carry-around my large 17" laptop (it has a sleeve for the laptop) - I leave the laptop at home and use the backpack to take the bare-min I need - 2 or 3 shirts, some underwear and socks, an extra pair of slacks - and don't take an additional pair of shoes (just take the ones I'm wearing on the flight) - the backpack is supposed to fit under the seat in front of you thus why I avoid over-packing it, but I almost always put it in the overhead bin and have never been told to move it from there and to put it under my seat but if there is absolutely no bin-space available you may be asked to take it out of the overhead bin and put it under your seat (but I haven't been asked to do so) - the other drawbacks of cheap-ass Spirit are:
+ they usually don't fly to as many places/airports
+ they don't have as many flights per day
+ seats don't recline and a bit of tight-fit - seems in the past it was worse w.r.t. leg-room - is not great now by any means but kinda comparable to coach-seats in most airlines
+ they charge for everything - similar to charging for a regular carry-on that's not a personal item (backpack, etc); they charge you if you wanna pick a seat (o/w you get assigned a random seat) - they charge for water and snacks and don't accept cash (only cards) - I usually take an empty bottle w/ me thru security and then fill-it once past security and take it w/ me on the plane
w.r.t. renting a car, I'm surprised you are getting it that cheap - usually if renting from ATL airport they are pretty-expensive - in the past I've rented off-airport and it's been much cheaper - I would rent a hotel w/ airport pickup, get picked-up at the airport by the hotel shuttle, then I'd call Enterprise to pick me up at the hotel (assuming the hotel was within an Enterprise's 5-mile pick-up radius) - I'd use Enterprise b/c they have a weekend deal where one could get a compact for $9.99/day (w/o tax) but I think now it's up to about $14.99/day but one has to rent it from Friday - Monday and one only gets 100-miles/day (300 miles for the 3-days; additional miles were 20-cents/mile which was not bad but if one stayed/drove local 300-miles was sufficient) - only trouble is that Enterprise in many locations has gone to shit and many times I've had trouble getting a car b/c they didn't have any (the weekend specials are only in off-airport locations).
Follies is pretty-far from the airport and Ubering would be expensive - plus it's nice to have a car if being there more than one day so one can go out to eat and stuff although one can always use Uber Eats and most places now deliver via Doordash and other services.
I guess you can do a single day thing and fly in and out - I'm not one to function well on little sleep and don't enjoy SCing when I'm tired so I prefer my SC trips to be about 3-days sometimes longer so I can take my time and not be stressing about getting to and from clubs and airport etc.
Follies has so much going on that hitting the club multiple days feels like hitting a different club every day - hard to get bored of it although it can become a bit overwhelming hitting it continuously (at least for me b/c of the crowds, etc) - I like the weekends b/c it seems they have the most variety of dancers which suits me being into variety vs a PL that looks for just one dancer to spend all his time with - but weekends are a madhouse; weekdays usually more tolerable so it's a give-and-take.
And I couldn't find a price for Desires VIP but Follies (according to google reviews and yelp) seem to indicate $150 for VIP. Correct me if I'm wrong @shadowcat
So I'll just do both, but GA is definitely a planned event.
@Papi_Chulo yeah I was shocked too. I think it's because it's in the middle of the week is why. Also not exactly a time people are suddenly stockpiling themselves to the south. Which is why I chose that time of the week. Spirit seems to only be a return trip to JFK
@VH_Kicks I didn't know a simple backpack was not considered a carry-on. I have never flown before as an adult. Only like...twice as a child. Neither which were for fun. Might just do both Uber and car as I am not leaving GA on the same day. I'm leaving next day in the afternoon.
I might consider making it a 2 day vacay JUST to fully sight see in ATL. It depends because I have to make a time and funds to ALSO visit Texas. Which is a mix of business and pleasure.
Lastly, where da weed at in ATL? I can't not go and try some of the south's weed.
I’ve never been to Club Lust, upstairs and only remember reading one review of the benefit of “second story work”.
I’ve had good luck and lots of fun at other Providence Clubs (spent an hour in VIP at Cadillac once with a true 9.75). Even a couple of Mass clubs near RI offer great options (Foxy Lady Brockton & Mario’s) so it’s an area worth keeping in mind.
Or go to Hotels.com, put Follies' address and get a list of hotels by distance to Follies (Hotels.com has filters such as price, etc, to help narrow the search).
Is this the latest info? I'm 5"10 and in past years it was a tight-fit even for me but seems in the last year or 2 it has not been as close a fit (w.r.t. Spirit; haven't flown on Frontier) - what also makes it tough is that the seats don't recline (again w.r.t. Spirit; haven't flown on Frontier).