What is the best thing about a stripper with no legs?

Often needed, often needed

But they leave snail trails trying.

She hopped away

She went swimming and her name was bob

All pussy 🥴

Which stripper shoe is best for me? ---------- No worries!

I’ve heard those strippers can be very “hands on” in the back room!

Sick fuckers. That must be why I like you.

Well, most of you...