Tuxedoes not doing so hot

I recently took a break from strip clubs, but decided to try tuxedoes again.

Parking lot is a mess. There’s a giant hole that still hasn’t been fixed, makes it hard to get in and out. $8 entry got me into an empty club. I came in at around 5, so I was still pretty early. No one was there except 2 dancers in the back. Megan came out after she heard I was there, fretted me and we chatted for a while. She started telling me about what I missed since I was last there. I guess another dancer tried to sue the place for unfair labor practices.

Decided I would stick around for 2 beers. Beers are $1 from the back room, which smells like dog piss.

Got a couch dance for $15 a song from Megan when I got back. Basically just rubbing against my member the entire time, which was nice, but not very exciting. After that, she disappeared in the back and no one came out for a while. After 15 more minutes of sitting around, I decided to leave.