God damm y'all LOL.. Just got back from a little hood club. Had some time off so i drove 3 hours to a shitter of a club
Meet up with this 40s something cornbread feed ho bag
After she got done popping and twerking her back ol ass left a shit streak on my tee
Left a $40 tip
Told that bitch she was tipped for being a nasty ho


I'm choosing to not believe this story, and in this instance it's a form of flattery.