Damn I’ve grown up since I’ve joined this site

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Long past of the days of working under 40 hrs a week, living in a van down by the river, spending every penny on dancers 👯‍♀️ and trolling the hell out of tuscl

Now I’m working 100hrs a week, maxed out 401k, 15% on dancers 💃, small business start ups and managing multiple redneck GFs

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Lovelyeast
5 years ago
Congrats
jackslash
5 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
But your attention seeking remains at a rough constant.
MackTruck
5 years ago
Good job
rickdugan
5 years ago
I guess you can start making a living again now that you're daughter is 18 and they can't come after you for child support anymore.
Warrior15
5 years ago
I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys r Us kid. They got a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with. From boats and trains to video games, it's the biggest toy store there is. I don't want to grow up because baby if I did. I couldn't be a Toys R Us kid.

How many remember the jingle ?
jacej
5 years ago
I do! I also remember the Big Mac thing - Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame bun.
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