Not worth my time or money.

I told myself I wasn’t going to stop at any strip clubs while I was in San Diego on business. However, I went up to Oceanside looking for souvenirs and came across the main attraction by chance. I only had $60 in cash on me, but I figured I could at least try to get some titties in my face.

For starters, the club is on a main road and the front door faces the street. Not very good if you’re trying to lay low. After speaking with the bouncer at the door, I walked through to the main room, which has a lap dance room to your hard left, the stage to your soft left, bathrooms straight ahead, and the bar to your right. There was no cover when I went (at about 2pm), but I was required to buy two drinks ($10 total). There were only about three girls working, plus a bartender. All the girls were good looking, but no one was dancing on stage and no one's clothes were off. Eventually, a hot young girl approached me and rubbed my arm up and down making small talk. I prefer to skip small talk, so I asked her for a lap dance. The lap dance was $20 per song, so I bought two. By the time the second song was starting, I was turned on by all her rubbing, but she was wasn’t taking off her top. I asked her to, but apparently it’s Oceanside’s rules that the girls only can go topless on the stage. I was one of only three guys, so nobody was dancing on stage. After my lap dance, I sat up front until they put a girl on stage. I handed her my ones (no touching, so I hand them to her or lay them down on the dance floor) and she went topless for only about three seconds at the end of her dance, then disappeared off stage. It was honestly pretty awkward and I really felt like it was a waste of my time. I prefer nudity or toplessness, and some touching (there was none allowed). If I ever found myself in San Diego area again, I would not waste my time here. I’ve heard all the strip clubs in the area suck, so I would go to Tijuana and have real fun.