Vodka infused wine. I’m fucking drunk.

Fuck. I thought I lost my phone. Found it in my pocket.

My cock is not giant. It was only 7.5 inches tonight. I’m thinking that 9 inches constitutes giant. Yeah, I’m fucking drunk so I measured the damn thing. I swear that it gets at least 8 when a really good stripper plays with it.

It’s 2 fucking am. Why am I awake?

Holy shit! That damn double quarter pounder meal tasted ALMOST as good as that Cape Girardeau Asian pussy that I had the pleasure of eating out last month. ALMOST, but not quite. I need the revising that Korean piece of tranquility! No shit ! She was hot. Then, the AA stripper who decided to fuck me for shits and giggles was kinda fun too. I think I might try her out again this week.