Vodka infused wine. I’m fucking drunk.

5 comments

• Fun_Loving_Fella

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  5 years ago

  Don’t scare the girls away by telling them about your giant cock, and definitely don’t try to secretly record them (even if you do plan to block out their eyes)!
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  Fuck. I thought I lost my phone. Found it in my pocket.
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  My cock is not giant. It was only 7.5 inches tonight. I’m thinking that 9 inches constitutes giant. Yeah, I’m fucking drunk so I measured the damn thing. I swear that it gets at least 8 when a really good stripper plays with it.
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  It’s 2 fucking am. Why am I awake?
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  Holy shit! That damn double quarter pounder meal tasted ALMOST as good as that Cape Girardeau Asian pussy that I had the pleasure of eating out last month. ALMOST, but not quite. I need the revising that Korean piece of tranquility! No shit ! She was hot. Then, the AA stripper who decided to fuck me for shits and giggles was kinda fun too. I think I might try her out again this week.