Wow most embarrassing club visit ever
boomer79
Georgia
I just got turned down after buying a VIP at Follies and I had no idea what was going on. The girl was making various excuses and then said that I had a damp spot on my pants and smelled funny. I had already paid the money and was wondering what the heck was going on. I had just taken a shower and changed clothes to my clubbing shorts. I had washed clothes at a friend's place because I need to get my washer fixed. I don't have the sharpest sense of smell, but after I got home I realized my clothes still In the basket smelled a bit funny and I'm pretty sure it was my friend's cat. Then I took my shoes off and I had stepped in something. It is a curse and a blessing to have a weak sense of smell, but that had to be a low point for my clubbing career getting essentially air dances from someone I knew was friendly at Follies.
Has anyone ever had an experience it like that where they've gone somewhere and things were just not clicking and you couldn't figure out what the problem was?
Has anyone ever had an experience it like that where they've gone somewhere and things were just not clicking and you couldn't figure out what the problem was?
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“Well, you smell so bad you couldn’t get laid at Follies with a fistful on money.”
At least I hope so.
So, you're embarrassment seems trifling by comparison.
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If she was unable or unwilling to give you what you were looking for then I would have cancelled the session and walked out w/o paying since I did not receive any services (assuming I hasn't paid upfront).
WCG
And you were wearing clothes that a cat used as a litter box - and didn’t notice it.
You were clean showered - then put on clothes with cat pee and feces - and stepped in shit too? This is highly unfortunate - and bizarre - for anyone.