Aroused on A1A

Lido is about an hour drive east of Orlando. Despite the brightly lit building and large, full parking lot, the entrance is an unassuming red door. Once you walk through the entrance maze, you come upon a girl at a desk who asks for and then scans your ID with some kind of iPhone device. One demerit right away. $8 cover was collected (it was a Thursday evening around 9:45).

Proceeding in, you see nothing except the bar that snakes forever around the front half of the club. Custies in T-shirts and baseball caps dominate the front section of the bar, but the presence of babes hits you immediately. Even with all the customers (many of them drunk, loud, or combination thereof), and every stool at the bar taken, there were literally dozens and dozens of girls to go around. Once you follow the bar around to its butt end, you find a big two-pole stage (2 dancers) and a smaller stage for the dancer on the main stage to rotate to.

Although there were a handful of sub-5-ranking girls, most were in the 7-and-up (often way up) range. Various shapes and sizes, with a combination of girls with natural D chests and ones who are clearly works of science. There was also a mix of ethnicities. So for selection of girls on a Thursday night, I’d rank this at or near the top of all the Florida clubs I’ve ever been to, of course disregarding the half-dozen fuglies.