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Who'd You Rather: Heather Kozar vs. Cori Nadine

AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Sunday, December 1, 2019 6:40 PM
The Model Bracket is probably going to feel like a sacrificial lamb in the end. The way things are laid out, the winner in this bracket will face the winner of the Celebrity Bracket in the final four, and while I'm not saying it's a foregone conclusion who it will be and what will happen, I do think whoever will win this bracket is basically competing for third place. Still, we're getting ahead of ourselves, as we do need a winner from this bracket, and we're only in the bracket semifinals. Let's get to the matchup. --- Model Bracket: Heather KOZAR vs. Cori NADINE --- Heather KOZAR 36DD-24-35 ROUND 1: Def. Susana RECHE, 9-7-5, [view link] ROUND 2: Def. Karla KENSINGTON, 14-9, [view link] PIC 1: [view link] PIC 2: [view link] PIC 3: [view link] CLIP 1: (Playboy nude car wash) [view link] CLIP 2: (Playboy modeling; watch from 7:17 onward) [view link] CLIP 3: (Playboy) [view link] --- Kozar hasn't exactly wowed in her two victories, but she's still looking like she might have what it takes to get out of the Model Bracket. Her two-vote win over Reche may have had more to do with name recognition than anything, while Karla Kensington received a rather "meh" response in both the first and second rounds as well. Kozar is one of two Playboy models remaining in the Model Bracket (Cynthia Brimhall) and while some aren't/weren't a fan of Playboy's style, many clearly were, and Kozar has Playmate of the Year credentials that Brimhall doesn't. Before we find out if that carries her to the Model Bracket title, however, she needs to get past Nadine, who has been a very tough out. --- Cori NADINE 36D-25-36 ROUND 1: Def. Ashley SINCLAIR, 12-5-4, [view link] ROUND 2: Def. Linda O'NEIL, 12-8, [view link] PIC 1: [view link] PIC 2: [view link] PIC 3: [view link] CLIP 1: (nude photoshoot) [view link] CLIP 2: (nude photoshoot) [view link] CLIP 3: (nude photoshoot - she's the brunette, obviously) [view link] --- Nadine has been the little engine that could in this bracket, as her muscular form has had an appeal that's exceeded expectations. She took out the similarly muscular fitness model-esque pornstar Ashley Sinclair in the first round, then took down the self-titled "World's Sexiest Brunette," Linda O'Neal, the last time around. That said, Kozar has the familiarity of having been Playmate of the Year and on The Price is Right, while neither of Nadine's first two opponents were all that well known unless, well, you're as into finding naked ladies online as I am. It's difficult to gauge Nadine's appeal. She's won fans in the first two rounds. How many? More specifically, enough to knock off Kozar? We'll find out. --- The Model Bracket takes a little more work for all of you. Because it involves ladies you might not know as well, clicking through to the pictures and videos is kind of a must. That's probably why turnout has been lower in this bracket in general than in others. But, hey, it's still beautiful women not wearing clothes, for only the cost of however you access the Internet. There's a lot of things wrong with the world, but getting to see nude women online isn't one of them. However, you still have to pick between one and the other. KOZAR or NADINE

31 comments

  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    5 years ago
    Kozar.
  • Warrior15
    5 years ago
    Nadine
  • AnonymousJim
    5 years ago
    Bumping this to be ahead of the continuing Hayek/Upton discussion.
  • philsfan
    5 years ago
    Nadine
  • Fun_Loving_Fella
    5 years ago
    Jim, I’ll take 100 votes for NADINE please.
  • AnonymousJim
    5 years ago
    Bumping again as there's a lot of focus (still) on Hayek/Upton.
  • anthony6613
    5 years ago
    Nadine
  • JAprufrock
    5 years ago
    Nadine, in a landslide (cumslide?)
  • AnonymousJim
    5 years ago
    That last Heather Kozar picture isn't always clicking through correctly. Try this one if it doesn't work: [view link]
  • rh48hr
    5 years ago
    Don't need another pic, NADINE is the pick.
  • wallanon
    5 years ago
    Nadine. Nice photo choice.
  • bullzeye
    5 years ago
    Nadine
  • datinman
    5 years ago
    Cori Nadine
  • Heellover
    5 years ago
    Nadine
  • IHearVoices
    5 years ago
    Nadine.
  • ATACdawg
    5 years ago
    Going against the grain here. Kozar for me, please. However, if she were to go against Salma in the later rounds, it would be haste la vista, Heather.
  • ATACdawg
    5 years ago
    That's "hasta la vista". Damned autocorrect.
  • Longball300
    5 years ago
    Cori
  • DrStab
    5 years ago
    Kozar
  • gSteph
    5 years ago
    Kinda so so on these 2. But the brunette preference says Nadine.
  • DeclineToState
    5 years ago
    Kozar despite personal preference for brunette
  • joatmon
    5 years ago
    kozar
  • AnonymousJim
    5 years ago
    Bumping this one ... again ...
  • Cashman1234
    5 years ago
    Nadine. I was a Nadine fan years ago. She must be in her 40’s by now.
  • grand1511
    5 years ago
    NADINE
  • Evasparkling
    5 years ago
    Nadine for the Win.
  • Ferdinx
    5 years ago
    Kozar
  • Muddy
    5 years ago
    Nadine
  • joker44
    5 years ago
    Nadine.. Despite admirable attributes Kozar comes across as just too 'plastic [unreal] blonde babe'
  • wallanon
    5 years ago
    Is there a mercy rule in this tourney?
  • AnonymousJim
    5 years ago
    As we close this up, all I can say is ... wow. I'm going to give Kozar a vote, though I personally think the choice is clear. I just don't get it. Someone called Kozar "unreal." Sorry, I go to the club to live out the fantasy of getting to be with the "unreal" women I can't get in reality. I like perfection, sculpted or no. If I'm paying for it, I don't want to settle for much less, honestly. Plus, do you really think Nadine's face is prettier than Kozar's? Not only did the relatively obscure internet model beat out the 1999 Playmate of the Year, she dominated. Color me surprised. But hey — I'm not here to tell you guys what you want. You get to decide. This is what you want and you want what you want. It's only fair, even if I don't really get it. NADINE: 18 KOZAR: 7 ̶F̶u̶n̶_̶L̶o̶v̶i̶n̶g̶_̶F̶e̶l̶l̶a̶ ̶v̶o̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶:̶ ̶9̶9̶ ̶B̶u̶m̶p̶a̶g̶e̶:̶ ̶3̶ ̶A̶T̶A̶C̶d̶a̶w̶g̶'̶s̶ ̶f̶a̶u̶l̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶o̶c̶o̶r̶r̶e̶c̶t̶:̶ ̶1̶ ̶N̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶r̶c̶y̶:̶ ̶1̶ Nadine not only wins, she wins by a larger share of the votes (44 percent) than Salma Hayek won her third-round tilt against Kate Upton (40.5). She's probably going to be the favorite in the Model Bracket final after a performance like this. Crazy, man. But, she's clearly made fans of many of you, and some of you even seem to be longtime fans. Hey, you want what you want and I'm not here to stop you from wanting what you want. Nadine continues on.
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