A hole in the wall, with bouncers in bullet proof vests

Went here on a Sunday night sometime around midnight. Uber was getting close and you can tell this isn't in the greatest part of town. Lot of closed down buildings with decrepit signs. Then you pull up to Dandy Dan's and there is a bouncer with a bullet proof vest at the door. I said to my buddy, "should we really go in this place?" We decided to give it a try.

I'm white, my buddy with me was Mexican, and I was one of two white customers in the whole place. I'm totally fine with this, but I did get a few odd looks. Probably about 30 or so customers were there and 20 or so dancers, so not a bad ratio. Unfortunately only a few of the dancers were decent looking, most were a bit chubby and a few were plain ugly. A few were hot, but spoke no English at all so when I tried to get their attention for a dance they blew me off when they realized I didn't speak Spanish.

There are three stages, each had a girl dancing, and you were able to touch their ass and tits as you gave them your tip. A few guys were basically getting lap dances at the stage for tipping what looked to be around $20 singles.