Articles - 2023

After a renovation the red raven is back Setup The entrance was moved over a few feet to the right so now you walk straight down the hall to get inside. The pool table and the couch rooms ( more like booths) were switched, so now you have a pool table on you left and 3 couch rooms right after that. Other…

Sharing with you my most recent trip to TJ which was from Jan. 3 - Jan. 5, however I chose to go a different route and instead of staying at Cascadas and mongering with Hong Kong, I chose to stay at Hotel Ticuan and use some of the TJ-based agencies. The purpose of the trip was to see if the…

I guess I'm joining the ranks of what are called Winter Texans. I've visited a few times and have quite a few [Minnesota]friends in the area. I'm coming down in a few weeks to look at a place that's coming on the market through a private party. There's a lot of similarities/differences in different parts of the…

My wife found porn on my computer once. It did not go well for me. I can’t even imagine what it would be like if she ever discovered that I have been to strip clubs, much less that I go regularly. And the extras, the OTC activities, and the escorts, it would be nuclear. So I take precautions. Boy do…

Dating a stripper can be a unique and exciting experience, but it can also come with its own set of challenges, especially if you met her at the club while working. This article will explore what it might be like to date a stripper from my experiences, the differences between their in-club life and at-home life, and the importance of…

I became a regular with a local dancer over the past few years and enjoyed lots of ITC fun with her. In general, if I was going to the club in question I was going to see her. A solid 8 in my book and very sensual, she made dances, VIPs, etc. sexy and not mechanical like some…

So much can go wrong in a strip club. Not the once-in-a-lifetime catastrophe like armed robbery. Not even showstoppers like a grease fire or a power outage. The everyday annoyances that amount to cockblocking - or that just piss us off. Like when there's only one girl in the club that you want to see. And just when the angle is…

I am a pervert and I am prepared to admit it. But, despite my occasional outrageous conduct, I do occasionally behave like I have a heart or a conscience.   I’m sure some of you have run into this dilemma.  You feel a desperate need to be desplooginated by a gorgeous woman whom you’ve never even met. You jump into your car,…

  What exactly is it about eating pussy that makes it such a deliriously fabulous pastime? From certain perspectives, eating pussy could be considered gross.  After all, women dribble pee across their pink parts.  They bleed from their vaginas.  They get yeast infections and UTIs.  If that’s not enough, some people allege that eating pussy is bad for your teeth!    https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=12934   Despite these…

A long time ago, I wrote an article about my first trip to a strip club and what a great experience it was, and how you never forget your first club experience. After my first trip to The Grandview, I wanted to go back immediately. The only problem was I was a poor 18 year old working a part time…

It is important to approach strip clubs with an open mind, respect for the performers, and consideration for the establishment's rules and policies. With that said, here is a beginner's guide to strip clubs: Choose a club: Research local strip clubs in your area and choose one that fits your preferences. Look for reviews and ratings online or…

I described the glories of the once-great BallPark Tavern in a previous article (see Blowjobs on Christmas (https://app.tuscl.net/article/57816 )). Here I'm going to continue the chronicle of debauchery in response to a recent conversation about Playhouse Lounge, which is nearby and nothing like the Ballpig, may it rest in peace. I actually feel sorry for those who never experienced BP before…

As the outdoor lights faded, I stepped into a dark corridor, feeling the enveloping darkness surround me. My heart raced and my palms grew sweaty as I nervously handed my ID to the bouncer. At that time, I had only seen real breasts once, had only had sex with one person, and was exposed solely to pornography. I was a…

DISCLOSURE Hello my fellow TUSCL members. It has been a while since I have written an article or review. There was a good reason for that. Garfield has finally made the trek over to Frankfurt, Germany and Zurich, Switzerland and experienced the FKK world firsthand. Over the last two months, I have been writing my…

The following is targeted neither at beginners nor at experienced strip club customers. It's just a list of things that have worked for me over the decades (shit, I'm old). Some of these things might work for you; some might not. Also, some of these recommendations may not work at some clubs or in some regions. Honestly, for a lot…

While masks are still required in some areas such as medical facilities and some emergency laws/regulations are just waiting to lapse for all intents and purposes we are out of Covid. Unfortunately I don’t think there will ever be a return to how things were before the pandemic. Strip clubs are no exception. A lot of the dancers I really…

If you are visiting clubs in Seattle, I thought I might run down my favorites, from least favorite to most favorite. Please note I have note been to the new Sugars on Aurora, so I have left it out. The Playground in Ballard: Totally dead the last time I went in. The girls were okay, but the LDA has no…

A lot of men out there have a fantasy of fucking a flight attendant. It is one of the things I have been able to cross off my sexual bucket list many times over. If you want to bed a stewardess, don’t waste your energy trying to game her while she is working on a flight. She needs to remain professional…

If I had known sites like this existed when I started my strip club experiences, I might have avoided these. I’ve been a pretty infrequent club goer for the past 10 years. I’m from a small town, didn’t really get out much, and didn’t really go crazy in college. Most of my early strip club experiences was going to them…

One of the byproducts of the pandemic is that dancers seem more willing to meet with mongers outside of the club (OTC). I have never had as many dancers interested in getting together OTC after over 10 years of going to clubs. I personally prefer meeting a dancer OTC to getting dances from them in the club, even if the…

How do you explain what you like in women? And in particular, what drives the attributes you find sexy in the various providers of adult entertainment you pursue? Have you ever given it any thought? Beyond ‘“umm, tits good’ or “me like pussy” is there a certain reason you like redheads or fantasize about Asian women? I have contemplated this a…

Sociology, history, and economics have always seemed fascinating. It’s not clear how the economics and sociology of this industry is related to what’s going on outside. But it does seem pretty clear that economic and social forces must be changing the nature of the PLs and dancers who are a part of this industry. Believe it or not, this…

After my divorce, I felt much more free to explore and focus on myself. My awful marriage just drained me. When I discovered stripping, I discovered that's just what I needed. I have two traits that would be helpful in stripping: exhibitionist and extrovert. From my upbringing, I thought strippers were girls from broken homes and so desperate for cash…

What's the secret to a great blowjob? I heard a comedian once describe his gym and the gay men who worked out there. Describing the layers of rippling muscle on their chiseled physiques, he said: I've never given a blowjob, but apparently you have to be very strong. If only it were that easy... Because many of us know all too well…

Hitting strip clubs all over this wonderful country of ours can make a dude a hungry. And sometimes you gotta stop before or after a strip club at a spot that hits the spot. These are a few places I've hit a long my travels and they have my stamp up approval. I'm not really into fancy sit down too…

When I first started posting reviews to TUSCL, I named names... a lot. I never connected dancers by name to extras, but I posted a lot of details about who worked when, what they looked like, who had a good reputation in VIP, etc. For the most part, I'm a regular at a regular's club. So, I tend to see…

Some guys (and girls) are open and public about visiting clubs, some people aren’t and try to keep it hidden from their girlfriend, wife, co-workers, pastor, etc. A secret life if you will. I am the latter and wanted to share some tips on what’s worked for me in keeping these 2 parts separated. Not here to discuss the merits…

Walked by Hotel Revolucion on Thursday, the day before I was to spend the night. Priceline has it as a three-star hotel and displays some nice pictures of the rooms. The lobby looks great. New, modern, and an electronic sign outside showed nicely appointed rooms, so I decided to keep the reservation I had made for my TLN Friday night.…

Some strip clubs out there, you've been to one, you've been to them all. Deja Vu's, Rick's, Spearmint Rhino's. But then sometimes you'll come across a strip club that's way different be it over the top excess or gimmicky. Gimmicky is rare now adays. Shit I like gimmicky, whatever you want to say about, it's different. Theme club, sign me…

What makes a lap dance memorable for you? What are you looking for? Is there a “formula” for you or do you just wing it and hope it’s a good one? One could pay attention to every little detail. Or, one could just enjoy the ride so to speak. So which is it? Music could be a factor for…

I've surmised during my long Tuscl membership that a large segment, if not a majority of Tuscl members are solo flyers (including myself) in their club visits. On occasion, some members step outside their bubble by having a mini tuscl meetup with another member. An interesting question to ponder is whether such meetups enhance your experience. Did you notice more…

There is so much enjoyment in the drive to the club for me! I personally can't go whenever I please, so when the time is right, I'm so ready to go have a good time! I love the anticipation of who might be there, especially if it's a new club for me. The potential of what is about to…

So when I visit a club with friends to party none of this applies; but those types visits are few and far between. My usual intention is to accomplish a mission. Below I'll lay out my go-to strategy; It may not work for everyone, and some of you may even have better ideas, but this usually works for me and…

I have been going to strip clubs for over 20 years and have found that, at the right club, going commando significantly increases your chances at finding a dancer who is comfortable doing extras, if that is what you are in search of. A couple of quick tips first. Wear dark pants and a shirt long enough to conceal your "excitement."…

I had not been going to strip clubs for several years due to the coronavirus pandemic. I started going again this spring. The biggest shock was the increase in prices. It now seems like the cheapest I can get extras at my local strip clubs is $500 and many dancers want much more than that. It is going to be…

Just wanted to take a quick head count before what many believe is going to be a little bit a rough stretch economy wise coming up, if not already. I think we'll see a lot of clubs go down, for sure the number of closed clubs will surpass the active count. Put some hard numbers up post covid and pre…

Seems crossing the border with Mexico is very different in different locals. I crossed the borders in Nogales and Mexicali. Four times at Nogales so far. And three times in Mexicali. Most know what it is like to cross at San Ysidro/Tijuana. A few TUSCLers have asked about locals other than TJ, so here are my observations. In Mexicali and Nogales,…

For context, I’m a happily married man, who has a beautiful wife and we have an active and healthy sex life. I say all this not as a sweet brag but to remind us all that the strip club can meet a different need than your everyday life routines can provide. One of the obvious needs the club meets is an…

I was visiting the suburbs of Philadelphia a few weeks ago and got the opportunity to visit 10 clubs in the area. I decided to write this as an article as opposed to a bunch of reviews that may be missing some information due to the quality, or lack thereof. I will try and give as much info as…

I'm here to discuss two things. The first is my strategy to put myself in a position to be able to climax doing a lap dance with decent mileage. The second is thing I'm discussing is the justification for a grown man purposely soiling his pants.i believe my methods should work for alot of people considering I know my stamina…

I've been frequenting strip clubs around the northeast for the past 8 years and along the way I've run into some amazing dancers and colorful characters. This article is about people who get special treatment vs those who expect it but do nothing to earn it. For this article, special means being treated well by the staff at…

Anyone can fuck the hot girl. Pretty faces. A fantasy asses or legs. Even average is worth the effort. There are tits, after all. But it takes a special kind of pervert to fuck the girl with a ruined breast. Not a bad boob job. Hideous scars where the breast should be. A tragedy. I did. I fucked her and…

I "discovered" New York Times Square in the late 70’s soon after I graduated from high school; it was very much in-your-face “sinful” sexual experiences that I would never forget! I had always heard about the debauchery in NY Times Square, but never had the funds to experience any of it. Before graduating from HS, being from a poor family…

In this hobby there’s always a trade off between looks and cost. Cost can also vary widely by location. Let’s take a trip around the world. In the U.S., I’ve found large cities like Manhattan, Chicago and San Francisco to be expensive without much reward; Philly is a hard pass, while some clubs in New Jersey are worth a…

Places like Tijuana, Colombia, Brazil, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Germany, Netherlands, Thailand, Philippines and many other worldwide destinations with legal (or semi-legal) pay for play get a lot of ink, and deservedly so. But Canada, the country that most resembles the United States, is often overlooked as a tremendous mongering destination – specifically the Greater Toronto Area. Montreal also is a…

To quote Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother: "Question: why does this sign say "gentlemen's club"? Answer: because The Crab Shed is a place for gentlemen. A gentleman tips generously. A gentleman uses the complimentary bathroom cologne... [whispering] ...but not too much. Oh. This is important. Your instinct may be to avoid the free buffet. Your instinct is…

Heels I saw a discussion about stripper heels the other day and it got me thinking about why do strippers wear heels. Had some time in an airport so I did some basic research. I was a bit surprised by what I found. There are practical and psychological reasons for the footwear. First of all I think everyone would agree that…

Chances for takeout exponentially increase when you have a good reputation. In this article I’m only sharing what works for me; this approach might not suit your own disposition, cash flow, or locale. Just to highlight one of those caveats: I’m assuming interest in takeout means disposable income is available. Most of what I’m going to say here is not…

Recently took a couple trips out to the Mountain West region and hit most of the strip clubs out there. One to Salt Lake City to Boise and back. Then I got the itch and had a free week and went from Colorado, looped around the Rockies, up through Wyoming, across Montana, up through Alberta, down through Eastern Washington/Northern Idaho,…

Is it ironic for PLs to have a soft spot for ATFs they frequent over and over again? Why commit to an ATF when the entire hobby seems to contradict commitment? But is it possible that an ATF at a club actually plays a role that’s different than the one-and-done girl or the permanent relationship in the real…

I'm going to to give you some knowledge that would be useful for planning a trip to Frankfurt FKK's, hopefully some of you that haven't been will find some of this useful. Frankfurt airport The airport is located to the South West of the city, probably no more than 15 miles. It currently has two terminals. T1 and T2 oddly enough.…

This may be an unpopular opinion, and sure lap dances with a bit more mileage can be lots of fun, but sometimes it's just nice to sit back and watch gorgeous women tease and work the pole. The problem is, pole dancing and the good old fashioned "strip tease" is a lost art. It seems for most dancers, dancing (and…

Strip clubs are often portrayed in the media as places of exploitation, criminal activity and moral decay. Fair enough, and there is plenty of evidence to support this. In fact, many of the readers of this site openly talk about pushing the limits with dancers or getting extras. Which, is not my thing, but is fine in my…

Let's face it. a good experience at the club relies a lot in the back and forth between PL, club, and dancer. Many contributors on this site offer good advice about how to get the bang for your buck. Many forces are at play to make or break your day at a club. For this discussion let's eliminate the factors that a…

FULL DISCLOSURE. I did not have extras with any of the dancers named in this report. Spent 2 weeks in Detroit late September to early October. Multiple trips to the clubs. Some days, some nights. I’m not going to write a new review for each, Rather give a nice content and trip report. There are a few changes at…

When I started out mongering somewhere around 1990, gentlemen's clubs had everything I wanted and desired. For 20 years lap dances were sufficient to keep me entertained. Dancers wanted you to have a good time and seemed to actually enjoy entertaining men. It was not just ‘fast money’ or ‘a hustle’. I could satiate my craving for variety and excitement…

I have been meaning to write this article for a while. It's mainly for those who go to Zona Norte and Hong Kong more for the private company of the girls rather than the strip club experience. I started doing research into what is termed sex tourism about 10 years ago. I heard of many places including Brazil, thailand and…

New England has always been a particularly intriguing part of the country for clubs. In spite of a conservative/puritan vibe, historically there has been good fun to be had particularly near Providence. A recent business trip provided the opportunity to visit and revisit a few places. A great thanks to many TUSCLers who provided suggestions and advice.…

If you have read my previous article about OTC, hooking up with dancers outside of the club, you know I have become a fan of this (https://tuscl.net/article/58776). But I have noticed that dancers tend to get attached to you if you become OTC regulars, especially if you are hooking up with no cover. I live in Philly, and started doing…

Everyone mentioned this should have been an article, so reposting it here. I stick to the discussions and reviews pages, so didn't even think about making this into an article, but here goes: I spent the past few days, from Thursday to Sunday, in Miami going through several clubs. I did reviews on two of them as the others I went…

A year ago I made my maiden voyage to Tijuana. It was amazing, and since then my mongering life has revolved around making my way back to this sacred paradise. Preparing for that first trip, I searched everywhere for an easy one-stop guide to speaking Spanish in la Zona Norte. I wanted one article I could read on the flight that…

Over the years I have had several OTC relationships with different strippers. Some great some good and some OK. I will not call any of them bad because I had a lot of sex with all of them. I am married so I was looking for some on the side fun and found it in many forms.…

Entering a gentleman's club can be an exhilarating experience, filled with lively entertainment and a vibrant atmosphere. While the primary focus is often on the stage performances and socializing, some patrons may be curious about exploring additional services, commonly referred to as "extras." It's essential to approach such inquiries with respect, courtesy, and a clear understanding of the establishment's policies. Know…

This article will give advice to someone who planning to go to a strip club alone and how to best spend your time and money at a club. This article includes some planning ahead of time for going to a club. Before the Club *If you don't think you should go to a club for whatever reason (cash, significant other,…

There is more than one way to get where you want to go in Vegas. And I’m not talking taxi or monorail here. I’m talking about adult entertainment, with the appropriate big finish. They don’t call Vegas the adult Disneyland for nothing. And I have recently made a new discovery there. Of course, the strip club list is full of reviews,…

My wife and I have been able to introduce strip clubs as a fun and healthy activity in our marriage. I see a fair number of questions being asked about going as a couple and I figured I’d write up something to help those who may want to give it a try. This is based on our experience. Please…

Quick article on Seeking. I like to switch off and on it when I'm not strip clubbing. I found some good girls on there but also there's a lot of scamming going. Let's look at some of the stuff if you've been on there a good while, that you'll see again and again to the point where you see it…

There are plenty of famous red-light districts around the world. Amsterdam is one example, and there are also some good ones in Germany and Thailand. But if you don’t want to make a long trip overseas to get the experience, there’s a good red-light district in our backyard: Zona Norte in Tijuana, Mexico. As many of the veterans here can recall,…

Throughout the course of 2023, I kept a running log of all of the private dances I got while visiting strip clubs. I wanted to see if there were any patterns or insights that could be seen in regards to my spending habits and my choices of dancers. The information I recorded in Google Sheets included the club’s name, the…