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reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

 
What exactly is it about eating pussy that makes it such a deliriously fabulous pastime? From certain perspectives, eating pussy could be considered gross.  After all, women dribble pee across their pink parts.  They bleed from their vaginas.  They get yeast infections and UTIs.  If that’s not enough, some people allege that eating pussy is bad for your teeth!
 
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Despite these concerns, most guys (me included) are absolute fiends when it comes to eating pussy.  Whenever an attractive woman exposes her protected wetlands to me, I cannot help but dive in face first. 
 
It’s almost a reflex.
 
 I never miss an opportunity to lick an attractive pussy. 

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I believe I have become quite expert at eating pussy.  I have polished the skill of breathing through my ears. Every woman whom I’ve ever treated to an intimate tongue lashing has asked for more of the same treatment on subsequent meetings.  A few have gone so far as to tell their friends, some of whom have surreptitiously come around and hinted to me that they’d like to experience similar intimate tongue lashings.
 
My personal best at eating pussy is just under 2 hours and 45 minutes of non-stop pussy eating.  Mrs. Hornibastard III and one of our regular houseguests were the recipients of that marathon pussy eating session.  They were both exhausted but very happy afterward.
 
I couldn’t properly pronounce “Mississippi” for a couple of days afterwards.
 
There are many reasons why I can’t resist the opportunity to eat a pretty pussy.
 
Any experienced pussy eater will tell you that the surest way to a woman’s heart is through her clitoris.  Get a good lip lock on her pink pearl and polish it with your tongue for at least 30-45 minutes and she’s all yours.  Even if she was mad at you when you started her tongue lashing, it’s been proven that a woman has a very hard time staying mad at you when you’re doing a good job of eating her pussy.  In the Disney movie, Frozen, they said that “only true love’s kiss can thaw a frozen heart.”  That’s spot on, especially if you’re kissing her where it counts most!
 
It is easy to drive even the most staid, respectable and conservative woman crazy with some expert pussy licking.  I’ve dined at the Y of some lady doctors, CPAs, university professors, dentists, financial advisors and lawyers (one of whom later went on to become a judge).  No matter what their background and how professional and polished a woman might be outside the bedroom, when you’re using your tongue to play hockey with her panic button, she will eventually grab your head and hump your face with animal enthusiasm, make some very unladylike noises and then later allow you toss her around like a rag doll while you have your way with her.

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Women all around the world will line up for some quality pussy licking.  I’ve never yet met a woman who didn’t love it once she tried it. 
 
In some parts of the world, quality pussy lickers are in short supply.  I spent many years living in predominantly Muslim countries.  Although Islam does not officially prohibit pussy licking, if you read up on this topic you will find that Islamic religious scholars are divided on pussy licking and on oral sex in general.  Some Islamic scholars insist that oral sex (including cunnilingus) is perfectly acceptable.  Some say oral sex is not prohibited but it is something to be avoided lest you swallow something “najis” (like vaginal secretions, pre-cum dribble or splooge).  But some Islamic scholars insist that all forms of oral sex are “haram” and to be strictly avoided.
 
I am not Muslim and have never discussed these views with any Muslim men or women.  But I have eaten the pussies of many Muslim women.  I definitely noticed that the first time I went down on some Muslim women, they seemed initially very uncomfortable and shy about the idea.  But after 10-15 seconds of quality tongue lashing, every single one of them threw her religious and cultural convictions out the window, spread her legs wider to make her pink parts more accessible and eventually grabbed me by the hair on my head while she enthusiastically humped my face.

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‎الله عظيم!

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misterorange

JC2003

Not an Article. Should be posted on Discussion Board

herbtcat

Truth

Harderlap

DickyDoo2

Spot on. If you know how to work the love button she is yours.