Detroit Trip Report - Fall, 2023
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FULL DISCLOSURE. I did not have extras with any of the dancers named in this report.
Spent 2 weeks in Detroit late September to early October. Multiple trips to the clubs. Some days, some nights.
I’m not going to write a new review for each, Rather give a nice content and trip report.
There are a few changes at a couple clubs. Some even an improvement.
I did not venture up the road too Henrys,
I also did not go South to Subi or Dream girls based on recent reviews. A monger in Detroit would barely need to venture off Michigan Ave to enjoy many clubs.
Worst to best
Bogarts.
I only gave it one chance during the trip. It was a day shift. Someone might need to do a welfare check on Tori? Have not seen her in over a year now. Perhaps she’s finally retired. Or her kids checked her into a nursing home?
Pros - Free parking, no valet, food is good, drinks are cheap. $5 cover.
Cons - stale smoke smell is almost nauseating.
The Girls. There’s no nice was to say it. All the white girls were too heavy. If a girl appears to weigh more than me, its a hard pass. A couple black girls. Average age of a dancer recently has been well over 30. Probably some pushing 50. I keep hoping to see a diamond in the rough like Kelly from 2018 or 2019 range before covid. Disappointed again. I keep saying I won’t stop again, but I keep giving it one more try. It’s a hard habit to break.
From memory a trip to VIP will cost you a wrist band fee of $10 one time fee for the day. ( not each trip ) And the VIP rooms are easily the worst of the clubs in the area. Uncomfortable hard chairs.
Criket
I only stopped here once this trip.
Pros - Free parking. No valet. No smoking. Free admission day shift.
Beer bucket is 2 bottles for $9. Best value in town if you are a beer drinker
The lineup was weak…. To be kind.
It was Dallas’s Birthday that day… she was easily the best looking girl on shift this day. That said she has got to be in her late 30s. Not athletic, but also not fat. She was cuddled up with a regular celebrating her birthday most of the afternoon. All of the other dancers were too heavy. Only a couple white girls. Most Latin or black or mixed.
I really want to like this place. They need to recruit some hot younger white girls. It is a comfortable bar setting. Nice bar seating, tables and booths around 2 sides of the room. I did not get a booth this time, but from memory its $20 booth fee.
I did not get to VIP either.
From memory it's $10 for a wristband. Good all day. Wish I could find an appropriate candidate here. One girl sat down with me and after declining a hard sell for VIP she immediately offered her number for OTC. Within 5 minutes of sitting down. Wreaked of desperation.
B Ts
I tried a couple day and night shifts visits.
I did NOT make it to the VIP this trip. First time I have ever been shut out for all my visits to BT on a travel trip.
Pros: no smoke smell. Free daytime cover. I don’t recall seeing anyone smoke in here. The set up is nice. Small comfortable club. Easy to watch the games on TV. While I didn't make it to VIP this trip, their rooms are actually some of my favorites. I’ll assume its still $20 per trip for access to VIP. But they may have raised that price too? The seats are small, but comfortable. Most of the VIP rooms have a full length mirror so you a can see your dancer from both angles. Nice touch.
Cons: Valet was $10. I believe this is a raise in cost from just 6 months ago. This is higher than any of the other clubs. Fc, LS, are 7 or 8 range for valet.
They also charged me $40 to sit in a booth.
Beer was a little higher priced also $9. A tequila for a dancer cost $20.
On my 2 shifts I watched the entire stage rotation. Only a few fit my desired type. This club is becoming much more ethnically diverse. Black, Latin, Asian. Young fit white girls were few and far between. Many of the girls I talked to here these trips were traveling from out of state. I did not recognize a single dancer from any prior visits.
Had a discussion of VIP with one dancer who was young, white, and fit. Personality was odd. Maybe high or drunk, but I think she is just an awkward sober person. Laughed and giggled inappropriately as we talked. I got a vibe that VIP would be equally odd, and when her requested VIP exceeded my target range, I decided to move on to FC.
In general BTs has a different feel and clientele than the other clubs. Quite a few Arabs. And always a group or two of large black guys camped out in a booth. Old white dudes are certainly the minority here.
BTs has definitely regressed. At least this trip for me. I need more young fit white girls. Especially if they are raising all their prices. That said, I've had some great prior trips here. Very hit or MISS. It had been a solid choice for me in the past couple years. I will be back to try again at least.
LANDING STRIP
The only club NOT on Michigan Ave. still easy to get to from the airport and the Inkster row of clubs.
Pros: Free daytime cover. $20 at night. Booth by the stage is $20 fee.
UPDATE - they remodeled the vip area downstairs. First off there is now only 1 “big room” . It’s $40 per use. It now has as a big L shape sofa instead of one long bench. In losing the other big rooms, they now have more small booths. BUT the small booths are actually bigger now too. The booths are basically 1.5 x wider. Where there were 3 booths before are now 2. A little better lit. And brand new bench style sofas. There are some new appearing booths as you wind your way back to the big room. $20 per use for the small booths.
Upstairs is unchanged.
Women are still hot. At least half are white and fit. And young. A few pushing the limits for me as far as weight and age, but all acceptable. No 10s seen this trip.
Still solid. Day or night.
Drinks are fairly priced. Beer is 8.50 ( 9 or 10 at BTs or FC ) . dancers mixed drink only cost me $12. Valet here is still $7. Maybe they haven't adjusted for inflation like BT and FC yet.
FLIGHT CLUB
The king has not been dethroned.
What's new? The driveway. Enter 20 yards farther west now. A better flow for uber drop off.
Otherwise same old FC.
CONS - expensive. All around.
— beers are $9.50 now. Dancer drinks push $20
Valet is $8
Booth is $20
Cover $20 nights
Vip fee is $25 per visit
PROs
Hot women
Beautiful set up.
Nice VIP areas ( rooms are second only to the big $40 room at LS). Sometimes I like the mirrors at BT.
Made several stops at FC this trip. If anywhere else failed, I could always count on FC. Saw a few old familiar faces.
Day shift still has the few MILFS. Corina, Dana, Michelle…. All still hot as fuck if you are into 40 + year olds. Think Jennifer Anniston in her 40s. Dayshift also has plenty of young hotties. At least a few were still under 21 that I spoke with. They all told me the management is pretty strict about underage drinking. A couple girls have been fired. I guess gone are the days of tequila shots on the main floor with the 19 year olds like Brooklyn of old. Not sure when they decided to start obeying the laws around here.
Night shift is still a 7 and up parade. I’d guess almost all are under 30. And none are obese.
A few could be nearly a 10 in my book.
I did notice a few oddities. In the 8 or so years I’ve been frequenting this club, I have only previously met 2 girls not down for extras. I met 2 more this trip. Hope that’s not a trend.
Another new thing I had not seen here - a pack of Cubans. Yes, girls that you could have plunked right out of Booby Trap or Cheetah in Pompano. I also hope that is not a trend. I did learn that the guy that owns FC also owns BT. So maybe that’s the connection?
Summary
Best day was a 3 peat.
Worst day was a 1 hitter.
Only went home for the night with my balls not fully emptied once.
ALL VIP sessions started with CBJ. I think CBJ is standard foreplay for the Detroit suburbs. I used to have a few girls start BBBJ. I guess that’s a lost art
I only repeated the same dancer once. And would have again. And again. I usually like variety. Occasionally make exceptions. This girl was the hottest i have seen in Detroit since Jenna retired from LS.
Quoted prices ranged from 3 to 7 for full service.
I paid up to 5. Lots in the 4 range. I probably could have negotiated better, but I really dont like to spoil a mood with haggle.
I am seeing less girls ask for the money up front. Only 2 girls wanted paid in advance this trip. 5 years ago it was a contstant. “ take care of me so i can take care of you”. Refreshing change.
I am sure I will think of a few more details to add….. i will comment if I do.
Feel free to add, correct, or otherwise add to this.
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Second .... I've been going to these clubs several times a year for years. Never had a disagreement with a dancer at any. Across the US in 10+ years I've only had one girl ever under perform that was pre paid. I took that As a learning experience.
Yeah I've had the occasional girl try to say it was 6 songs when it was only 4 ( not in Detroit though) that's not a battle I choose to fight. If this is a routine problem for you? Maybe you need to rethink your tactics? Especially if you are semi regular around here.... the bouncers on day and nights at FC haven't changed in years. They acknowledge my return to town and are always pleasant.
3rd.... CON for LS
$40 IS STEEP for the big room
About 50% of the dancers are bigger than my ideal sized dancer.
There are a few dancers that are real pests. Hard to shake them if they sit with you.
The main room is tight to try to walk around at night. Getting too crowded.
Bathroom is small.
I'd say $500 average.
This will vary greatly. Depending how much you drink... tip... buy drinks for dancers.
Range is probably 350 on the low end. 800 high end? I'd rarely drop 1k. Maybe a few times at FC.
If you want to keep it under 400 .... try dayshift at bogies. Just keep your expectations low.