Suburban Philadelphia Strip Clubs

7/6/2023 1:41:04 AM

I was visiting the suburbs of Philadelphia a few weeks ago and got the opportunity to visit 10 clubs in the area. I decided to write this as an article as opposed to a bunch of reviews that may be missing some information due to the quality, or lack thereof. I will try and give as much info as possible, and my opinions on my visit. The clubs I visited were:
The Fox
Silhouettes
Cloud 9
Study's Lounge
Just Enuff
19th Hole
Double Visions
Raven
Tattletales
Risque Bristol

10. 19th Hole: Wow, this place is horrible. Back in the day, I HDMI a lot of fun in this place. Stopped in on an afternoon and there were 6 girls, all woc, and varied from rail thin to built like William "The Refrigerator " Perry. I ordered a beer and started to watch the rotation. I did not ask about dances because there was nothing there for me. I have seen other reviews, but I did not see anything that did it for me. One of the girls gave me attitude that I wouldn't give her a tip in her ass. I'm there for fun, not to get attitude.

9. Raven: I had not been in here since the renovation, and the room has improved. There were 3 girls when I arrived. One was familiar from the previous regime, and the other two were attractive. After seeing the rooms and the knowing the previous reviews, I decidedly to skip dances. Beer was skunked, which was a drawback in my mind.

8. Just Enuff: Stopped in the evening. I believe there were 8 girls working, or more precisely that I saw in my short stay. The setup is strange as you truly feel like you were in a basement, because you are. Low ceilings, tiny stage, and blind spots, and or people in your field of view. Girls were average to attractive, but compared to clubs I currently go to, or others on the list, nothing to make me want to open the wallet and spend money. Beers were a decent price, and the bartender was friendly and attentive. I may of asked her for a dance if I was able.

7. Tattletales: I left the Raven and stopped here. I was disappointed in this visit due to the fact that all the dancers were nice, but on the chunky side. They were also past their due date an their dancers expiration date. I was asked by all dancers if I wanted a dance. This was surprising, as the previous clubs didn't even ask. I passed on the 25 dollar ride of my life as it was quoted to me.

6. The Fox. No dancers when I was in. The bartender got up on stage and danced and was a solid 7.5 to 8 imho. Beer was good. I considered getting a dance, but 30 bucks for topless dance, 100 for 15 minutes topless. Double those numbers for nude. Since this was the first club I visited after landing at ABE, I didn't know how good I had it, and may have taken the opportunity.

5. Silhouettes. Likewise, this was my second stop after I left the fox. There were 2 dancers when I arrived, Dance prices are posted on a board, and they also serve a limited food menu, but I had plans for after. You get a good grind during the tip walk. I didn't stay long, but was hoping to return, but ran out of time.

4. Cloud 9: I got here after 9 and the bar was crowded. Approximately 10 dancers working varying in size, color, and age. This club had some ups and downs. It was a little, actually a lot sad seeing some dancers that were still dancing after all these years. No Gilf's fo this guy. Other dancers didn't even take of their clothes. And finally others had no sense of rhythm. The were a flag that spun on a pole. However, there were 2 bright spots. A petite brunette who came up and started talking to me. She did her round on stage, then took me back for a few dances, Topless dances are 30, nude 45. She gave a very nice grind with some handshakes. Afterwards, I went back and a second Brunette with a real tight body. She was right up my alley. We went in the back and it was a similar experience, just sexier.

3. Suzy's: I ranked this club this high for 2 reasons. A blond and a brunette. The blond was sexy and aggressive and did the 3 for..50?. It was late and i was tipsy. I do t know if you ever had a sexy dance where you are laughing at the same time. The dance room is tiny ad the other sear was full and they were making noises that made us both crack up. Good grind. The second reason was a tall brunette. She was by far the prettiest girl I have seen at Suzy's. Her body was on point, and after a few dances was on mine. Otherwise. It was Suzy's. Neighborhood bar with strippers.

2. Risque Bristol: Best $20 dollar dances in the list. Pay for the first, then settle up at the end. Great looking girls that have looser rules than some. It was quiet when I was there with about 8 girls. Definitely will return.

1. Double Visions: The Best overall experience. More girls, the most attractive, and talented as a rule. Staff was polite, and quick to refill. Dances were downstairs, and are sexy, but tame. Sometimes the grind is great, and the view is amazing. Will be back.