Ten Songs to Play on the Way to the Club

There is so much enjoyment in the drive to the club for me! I personally can't go whenever I please, so when the time is right, I'm so ready to go have a good time! I love the anticipation of who might be there, especially if it's a new club for me. The potential of what is about to happen is almost as (and sometimes unfortunately even more) fun than what actually does happen. So i've learned to perfect the ride there, because ultimately that's the environment I have the most control of in the night; once I'm at the club, who knows what can happen (good or bad). Music is key to getting hyped for me as I belt out all the words to the songs I listen to. I'm a Hip-Hop & Country guy so my apologies to those rock heads and pop folks. But here's a recently playlist that I've been smashing recently & some of the lyrics that get me ready to rock at the club! I hope you enjoy it! #1 Take Ya Clothes Off by Ying Yang Twins I mean come on, the title says it all! "Bout to go and see some naked hoes!" You gotta start off with the Twins! When the chorus ends, I scream at the top of my lungs right alongside the Twins "Take Ya Clothes Off, Get Butt Naked!" and I fantasize about saying that to a hot chick starting her first song on her stage shift as she proceeds to drop her panties down & show me her shaved kitty. #2 Bronco by Demun Jones Now that I've got a naked girl in my mind, I've got to tell her what to do (it's only polite) so here's where Demun comes in. "Shake whatcha got, lemme see a little more, from da ceiling to da floor, lemme see whatcha workin' wit" This beat goes hard and it's slow enough for me to get some hip thrusts warm-ups going for my eventual lapdance with a fine-ass booty that is going to grind on me to the rhythm of the beat. #3 Booty Wurk by T-Pain Alright I'm jacked up by this point, but it's not all just fun and games... I gotta be focused too. It's time to go to Wurk... Booty Wurk that is! Pain's flow in this song is just incredible and such a fun one to sing along to. My favorite part is when he says, "I'm trying to see them short shorts spread apart: I ain't coming up short, short, Kevin Hart!" PSA tip your strippers; don't come up short and be stingy, it's not worth it. #4 Redneck Rockstar by Drew Jacobs So now I'm focused on the wurk and tipping strippers, sometimes the potential stress of the club life starts to sink in a little bit. Let's be honest, strip clubs are a ton of fun, but a lot happens fast, and you have to think in real time what to do and how to handle situation, most likely with some liquor in the system. So it's time to hear these words from Drew's monologue in the song, "Don't be ashamed to get wild on the weekends, son, in this crazy world that we live in, we gotta learn how to let loose somehow." PREACH! #5 Shake it Like a Dog by Kane & Abel Honestly, this might be the best song in the whole damn playlist; it certainly is the most underrated. There's too many lines in the song to rev your engine for me to quote, but know the first 2 verses are the best, but then it starts to fall off towards the end because they just keep repeating the same lines. But another positive, is the music video of this song has some hella sexy women in it, if you need to relieve blue balls at the end of the night. #6 Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins If you are driving to a small-town club at this point in your trip, you've probably started seeing more 2 lane roads instead of 5 lane highways. So we gotta give it up for them country booties that will be making their appearance soon! The worst part of this song is the music video, literally the flatest asses ever. So don't watch it and think instead about the big ass you are about to see! "Lord, have mercy, how'd she even get those britches on!" #7 679 by Fetty Wap Once I get that image of a fine-ass booty, it's hard for me to get it out of my head, nor do I want to. Fetty reminds us that we don't have either, "she walk past, like press remind to see that ass one more time!" So when you are sitting at the bar getting your next drink, and a stripper walks by, remember to just drop your jaw and watch as that ass sways back and forth, the club is one of the few places you can do that without social consequences. #8 Drop & Gimme 50 by Mike Jones It's time to get the energy back up to that hard level! Mike Jones always brings it and this is an easy one to sing along to as you start to get ready for what's to come! Plus if the Shake it Like A Dog music video isn't enough inspiration for your blue balls after the club, Youtube this song but the UnCut verstion. Watch a sexy hoe follow her order to "put your right hand in the air, put the left one in your underwear, now tickle that cat, tickle that cat." It's legit crazy that Youtube hasn't removed this video in the past 10 years, but hey I'm not complaining. #9 Good Times Roll by Jimmie Allen So by this point I'm just elated! I'm ready to go, and I'm ready to let the Good Times Roll! #10 We Ready by Archie Eversole The Chorus says it all, "We Ready for y'all!" As you roll up to your club, sing this chorus loud for them to hear and walk in knowing that these last 10 songs have gotten you ready for a great night where you're "Bout to go and see some naked hoes!"