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JAprufrock

Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
Joined May 2016
Last Seen Jun 2025

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Reviews by JAprufrock

review
published 1 yr ago
Better than your typical strip club
reviewed by
JAprufrock

8.7

Some prefer strip clubs, I like massage spas. You know the price and there's no upselling for extras (at least there isn't at Allure). The ladies for the most part are hot. You're not in…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Kimmy is my all-time favorite
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JAprufrock

9.3

Allure is by far my favorite massage establishment, really the only one I frequent since discovering it in August 2017. Have been there 25 times (I like to keep track) and have seen 19 different…

review
published 2 yrs ago
The good, the bad, and no uglies
reviewed by
JAprufrock

9.3

Made my sixth annual trip to TJ and HK a couple of weeks ago, and once again enjoyed a four-day sextravaganza with hot Latina women half my age who were gracious enough to share their…

Articles by JAprufrock

ARTICLE
published 1 yr ago
Toronto, Canada: An underrated mongering scene
written by
JAprufrock

Places like Tijuana, Colombia, Brazil, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Germany, Netherlands, Thailand, Philippines and many other worldwide destinations with legal (or semi-legal) pay for play get a lot of ink, and deservedly so.

But Canada, the country that most resembles the United States, is often overlooked as a tremendous mongering destination – specifically the Greater Toronto Area.

Montreal also is…

ARTICLE
published 6 yrs ago
What I want to see sexy women wearing
written by
JAprufrock

Naked from head to toe with her legs spread.

That's my favorite vision of a beautiful woman. I'm sure I'm not alone.

Unfortunately, in America they frown upon that scene, at least in public places (Thank heaven for Tijuana!).

So if a woman can't be naked, except at the handful of clothing optional beaches and whatever nude bars there might be…

ARTICLE
published 6 yrs ago
The top 10 things I should have done sooner
written by
JAprufrock

Everyone has said “I wish I knew then what I know now” at some point in their lives. I imagine most people wish they would have started doing some things sooner in life.

After my marriage dissolved six years ago, I was a mess for about three years. Had no motivation to do anything or talk to anybody and kept…

Discussions by JAprufrock

discussion
started 5 yrs ago
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President Trump made great decision firing pandemic response team
posted by
JAprufrock

The President is taking unnecessary criticism for his decision two years ago to close the White House Pandemic Office and fire response team.
Sherrod Brown, a clueless senator from Ohio, is whining about some letter he…

discussion
started 5 yrs ago
Front Room
Jennifer Connelly dildo scene from 'Requiem for a Dream' like Hong Kong shows
posted by
JAprufrock

I stumbled across this clip on Xvideos: xvideos.com

It's near the end of an utterly depressing movie "Requiem for a Dream," where Jennifer Connelly, who I've always liked, does a lesbian dildo show for a bunch…

discussion
started 5 yrs ago
Front Room
FRMOS: Multiple choice
posted by
JAprufrock

@SanJoseGuy, my buddies and I had the following discussion tonight at the bar and I need your advice.
FRMOS, your choice of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kellyanne Conway or Betsy Devos. Death is not an option,…

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