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Reviews
All 38La Gloria Bar
Tijuana, BC
A First Recon with the Meseras of La Gloria
★★★★★★★★★7.3/10La Gloria is one of the Zona Norte's smaller bars. Sitting on Av. Constitution in between Calle Coahuila and Primer Callejón Coahuila, it's almost catty corner to Chicago Club. It's an easy and quick…
10 mos ago 7
Tropical Bar
Tijuana, BC
🐍 La Víbora: A Depraved Evening with a Tropi Chica
★★★★★★★★★7.7/10Tropi is always second choice, the red-headed stepchild, slumped on the other side of Calle Coahuila from the dazzling Hong Kong club. Chicas get sent here because they're too *feo* for Hong Kong, they've gained…
10 mos ago 10
Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Tijuana, BC
A Tale of Four Titties
★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10*¡Ándale! Échalé!* shouted the four chicas, clapping and laughing raucously. / Go on, send it! Nena, her shirt open, wrapped her legs around the stripper pole in my hotel room and clambered to the top…
10 mos ago 24
Articles
All 5El Escorpión: A Wild Weekend in the City of Mexico
# El Escorpión Elena likes most to fuck at night, late, after dinner, drinks and copious amounts of marijuana. She calls herself by her full name, and I always wind up using Nena for short. It was our second night exploring the City of Mexico, and we found ourselves out a hip, packed downtown nightclub in the wee hours of the morning,…
1 yr ago 25
Una Noche Jodidamente Cañón: A TLN OTC Review
"Señor Arturrrrrro!" I exclaimed as I hopped into the front seat of the cab. I was fucking high, in the intoxicated sense as we'd just smoked big fat gallo californiano. But figuratively too. That evening, I'd had amazing sex, followed by an elegant and satisfying dinner, and was excited about heading to a new bar with my wingman @ZBott and his…
1 yr ago 10
Misión DFK: A Tijuana TLN OTC Review
"Greetings from Columbia 😘🥰💖" read the WhatsApp message. What followed was a brief video of Elena, a CF chica from Hong Kong Club, Tijuana. She was dressed in a tight thin blue bikini and standing on a beautiful beach, posing adorably for the camera with her arms outstretched like a cheerleader with pompoms. Nena, as I'd come to call her,…
1 yr ago 9
Posts
All 46Tijuana
⚠️ Something Phishy is Happening on Hong Kong's websites
Two observations: * When I browse to hktijuana [dot] com, I get redirected to a new website for Las Chavelas. * This new website has links to hotelcascadas [dot] com [dot] mx, which my browser reports contains…
9 mos ago 8
Front Room
Founder, I formally volunteer to be a Troll
With the recent retirement of a few regulars here, it seems we are in need of some new trolls. Founder, here's what I can offer you and the site: * I will diligently spam the discussions queue with nonsense, ensuring…
10 mos ago 21
Tijuana
😱 HK slides out of the TUSCL Top 40 Number 1 Spot
I noticed just after I submitted a recent review that HKGC is no longer the number 1 club on the TUSCL Top 40. I'm horrified! That honor now belongs to Allure a tiny little nuru massage place in…
10 mos ago 63
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