El Escorpión

Elena likes most to fuck at night, late, after dinner, drinks and copious amounts of marijuana. She calls herself by her full name, and I always wind up using Nena for short.

It was our second night exploring the City of Mexico, and we found ourselves out a hip, packed downtown nightclub in the wee hours of the…

"Señor Arturrrrrro!" I exclaimed as I hopped into the front seat of the cab.

I was fucking high, in the intoxicated sense as we'd just smoked big fat gallo californiano. But figuratively too. That evening, I'd had amazing sex, followed by an elegant and satisfying dinner, and was excited about heading to a new bar with my wingman @ZBott and…

"Greetings from Columbia 😘🥰💖" read the WhatsApp message.

What followed was a brief video of Elena, a CF chica from Hong Kong Club, Tijuana. She was dressed in a tight thin blue bikini and standing on a beautiful beach, posing adorably for the camera with her arms outstretched like a cheerleader with pompoms. Nena, as I'd come to call…

In Operation Fool Around and Find Out, 244 "human trafficking" arrests, but no human trafficking.
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A recent "human trafficking enforcement operation" in Polk County, Florida, led to 244 arrests—albeit none for human trafficking. If this sounds…

... I think, what are you even doing with your life OP, you could've gone to Tijuana?

I can't be the only one that feels this way, lol.

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