El Escorpión

Elena likes most to fuck at night, late, after dinner, drinks and copious amounts of marijuana. She calls herself by her full name, and I always wind up using Nena for short.

It was our second night exploring the City of Mexico, and we found ourselves out a hip, packed downtown nightclub in the wee hours of the…

"Señor Arturrrrrro!" I exclaimed as I hopped into the front seat of the cab.

I was fucking high, in the intoxicated sense as we'd just smoked big fat gallo californiano. But figuratively too. That evening, I'd had amazing sex, followed by an elegant and satisfying dinner, and was excited about heading to a new bar with my wingman @ZBott and…

"Greetings from Columbia 😘🥰💖" read the WhatsApp message.

What followed was a brief video of Elena, a CF chica from Hong Kong Club, Tijuana. She was dressed in a tight thin blue bikini and standing on a beautiful beach, posing adorably for the camera with her arms outstretched like a cheerleader with pompoms. Nena, as I'd come to call…

When Donald Trump was inaugurated on January 21st 2025, the Mexican Peso stood at $0.0484. The DOW was at 44,026 and the S&P at 6,049.

As of today, roughly sixth months into this disastrous presidency,…

The Body Count Ratio

Let P be the total of number of extras a given PL has done in his career. Any PL should either know or be able to approximate their own body count.

Let…

@Founder thank you for re-implementing alerts. Would it be possible for you to include a tiny if - then in the code for alerts, so that it doesn't send me an alert if I…