Going commando at the strip club
Sammy63
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A couple of quick tips first. Wear dark pants and a shirt long enough to conceal your "excitement." There are few things more embarrassing than walking out of a club with a wet spot clearly visible on your pants from a successful encounter with a dancer. No one you encounter once you leave the club will assume you blew a load with a hot, young dancer just minutes ago. They are likely to think you have an incontinence problem. One exception is when I had some great dances at the Purple Orchid in Philadelphia last year, and had some tension-releasing extras with one of the dancers. I had on beige pants though. As I was leaving the club, another dancer was coming in. She looked down, saw the wet spot on my pants, and commented that she should have come to work earlier to get some of that. Thankfully, it was a dancer and not my next door neighbor. Lol
And while underwear can make it more difficult for someone to see if you are at attention, there is no hiding that when going commando if your crotch is fully visible to the general public.
I tend to go commando to clubs where I know extras are on the table. If you are not sure if they are, read the reviews. Usually when a club has dancers who are quick to give you a handshake bar side, that is a good indication that extras are probably available during dances. And a number of reviewers will tell you if the club they are reviewing is extras-friendly.
Dancers want to maximize how much money they make. As much as we would like to think they want to experience what great lovers we can be, that is almost never the case. And dancers who are comfortable with extras know that they will make more if they provide extras and they play the odds that a guy coming in commando is more likely to request extras. For dancers, extras=tips=more money for them.
My favorite club to go to commando in Philadelphia is La Pearl/Outer Space. If you have not read reviews of these clubs that share a building, have a look. Dancers not only give you handshakes at this club. They will whip you out right at the bar. The stripper slide is a given at these clubs, and FS right at the bar is not uncommon. Going there commando at these clubs provides quick and easy access for the dancer or you to cut to the chase without trying to free your guy from underwear too, especially since he is probably already starting to get to attention. Just unzip and enjoy the ride.
Last tip: Have a cheap handkerchief in your pocket if going to a club commando (or even with underwear on) to get some extras. If you are successful and end up releasing some tension with your dancer of choice, clean-up can be challenging. So many bathrooms now only have air blowers and no paper towels. And cleaning up with toilet paper is messy, often leaving little bits of toilet paper all over your guy. A handkerchief will do the trick. And depending on how much you had to clean-up on your guy, you can either fold it up and take it home to be washed or throw it away.
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I've gotten fucked by dozens of dancers with my junk packaged tightly every time. Commando might be more for the guys than the girls.