The secret to a great blowjob
Sgrayeff
In NJ. Goes to Pa for BJ.
I heard a comedian once describe his gym and the gay men who worked out there. Describing the layers of rippling muscle on their chiseled physiques, he said:
I've never given a blowjob, but apparently you have to be very strong.
If only it were that easy...
Because many of us know all too well that great tits are no guarantee of oral skill. G-strings might be the best thing that's happened to underwear since elastic, they aren't an indicator of oral proficiency.
Case in point. One prime dancer persuaded me to go back recently because she seemed so natural and relaxed about her sexuality. Not just sexy - sensual. Made the connection with the eyes. Soon enough, her sex was in my face. She announced what she wanted to do. Yes, I said.
Now in the back, it would be apparent from the outset that what she was going to do was going to be something different entirely. She started by applying the condom before I was even hard.
Don't judge me. I'm decades past my teens. And while my dick is still in great standing, I don't walk around with a perpetual hard-on anymore - not even among naked women in clubs.
So it's going to be covered all the way. And just as bad, her technique (hate to all it that) involved an admittedly pretty mouth over the head - just the head - while her hand wrapped as close as possible to the base of my shaft. Head held by mouth. Hand slapping without rhythm against scrotum and torso. There's a lot of latex between lips and fingers.
This isn't good. Per our previous agreement, I pull her up for the fuck. Wasn't much better with her rocking randomly. Came and went.
I know what a great blowjob is. In that same club, another sexpot had made her mouth an exotic, erotic dream. The three of us - me, her and my dick - seemed lost in that moment. Wasn't the softness or the wetness or the stroke particularly. It was everything. It was exquisite.
Those are way too few. And the really bad ones are so bad you almost wish for mechanical relief. You know, it really needn't require all that much. While it's a rare girl who can swallow me whole, just trying is great. At least, lick it as you might a popsicle. And for God's sake, try to have a little rhythm.
There is one blowjob skill indicator I hate to admit. And that is youth can be a hazard. There are exceptions. Thank you, Lord, there are. But sadly, the young ones are less likely to be good at this. It's a shame, I know. And most of us will play the odds because healthy skin and other outward evidence of fertility are attractive. Just remember health and fertility are not knob-polishing skill.
Me? I'm going to focus on the ones with more practice. I'm going to be looking for hot dancers who look like they've swallowed more than their share. Until another one comes along with smooth skin and clear eyes. One who is so natural and relaxed about her sexuality. Not just sexy - sensual. She might be worth the chance.
Adjudicators
Package
He nailed it.
misterorange
Shit man, this is creepy.
Brahma2k
Incoherent
I don’t get the gym-gay men reference, and it is out of place given the context of the article’s audience.
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One can't expect an unvetted provider to be able to read your emotions and deliver a great ITC cbj.
Now assuming you've vetted her from a previous visit or just having built rapport during the first meeting, you should be able to tell her that you'd like a cbj and exactly how you want said cbj performed. If you're not able to articulate what your find most appealing in the bj vids you've bust to before then you have no business asking for a cbj to begin with.
My instructions would be some along the lines of "maintain contact with the glans head of the penis, pucker lips, maintain suction and bob slowly along the shaft whilst holding the root of the penis in a firm but gentle grip".
Having said all of this, I've still had vetted providers fail to deliver a "pornographic" bj but nonetheless provide very enthusiastic and sloppy cbjs ITC.
If there is a magical indicator that a woman can suck your soul out through your cock, it'll be the lack of teeth. Otherwise if we're talking about ITC cbj providers it's more likely you'll get an enthusiastic provider as opposed to a skilled one. I'd assume OTC would be where skilled providers can charge their johns ridiculous prices for their skills.