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Garfield84

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DISCLOSURE
Hello my fellow TUSCL members. It has been a while since I have written an article or review. There was a good reason for that. Garfield has finally made the trek over to Frankfurt, Germany and Zurich, Switzerland and experienced the FKK world firsthand. Over the last two months, I have been writing my perspective (late 30s, black male from Atlanta) and reviews of the FKKs I visited in Frankfurt. and Zurich. Now I was bombarded with work once I returned from Europe, so I wasn’t writing every day. That’s why it took so long. But it’s ready now.
Now I won’t release all the reviews at once, but over a course of some days so you every one can fully digest it and take in each episode. Almost like Roots in the 70s (yes I compared a slave documentary to me documenting my mongering in Europe). I just feel it is better that way.

I will forewarn you. Some of the reviews are very graphic in a sexual nature. So, I don’t want to hear “oh, TMI”, “too sexually explicit” and all that yada-ya (like Seinfeld). I want you to know how the girls in these places aim to please and fulfill your fantasy. It’s not as transactional and mechanically like other Pay 4 Puss operations. GFE is a real thing here complete with all the French kissing you want. Even sensual massages are offered. The culture in Frankfurt and Zurich have liberated the FKK spas to be the norm. It’s quite liberating and refreshing to be honest. And best of all, it’s perfectly legal. So legal, all the FKKs I reviewed have a full website including pictures of the girls, club, and prices of services to be had (F/S with general assembly, French kissing). There is no guessing what you get at the FKKs in Germany and Switzerland. There is even a price for anal if you want that.

GARFIELD ARRIVES in Deutschland

On the first Wednesday of December 2022, I finally embarked on my trip to Frankfurt, Germany and Zurich, Switzerland. My main targets: FKK sharks in Damstadt and Club Globe in Zurich. Although there were other destinations I had to hit (sexual and non-sexual destinations), these two places were the main reason for my venture. And honestly, my expectation was a bit low as I was reading the clubs were not as good as they had been in the past. As you guys know, I’m a party guy and not a brothel guy so I didn’t feel the atmosphere would stimulate my sexual appetite like a Hong Kong (Tijuana), La Isla (Medellin) or the old club Follies in Chamblee (Atlanta). Boy, was I wrong.

I arrived in Frankfurt from Atlanta on a non-stop 9 ½ hour flight at 10 am local time. It was a great, no drama, smooth flight in which I had dinner and breakfast on board. We arrived at Frankfurt main international airport at 10am local time (left Atlanta at 6pm local, 6+ hours time difference). The customs line was short. I showed my passport, and I was in Frankfurt in no time. I quickly started looking for the green ticket machines to board the train that would take me to my hotel in west Frankfurt as shown in this YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XqxKJ35…).

Initially, I had rented a car, but I canceled it maybe a day or two prior to save money for food, tours, and ahem “entertainment and services”. I also was very weary of driving in foreign roads. In addition, I saw on YouTube, parking was limited. For transportation, I was going to rely heavily on the Germany transportation system (RMV) with some Ubers scattered here or there.

Taking the S-Bahn to the main station (Hauptbahnoff) I was able to jump on a U4 subway to get directly to my hotel. Super convenient. Once I arrived in my budget friendly hotel, I did some work on my work laptop, washed up went and traveled to my first FKK of the trip. FKK Mainhattan (see review)

The FKKs were my main destination, and I don’t regret visiting them (see reviews for Mainhattan, Sharks and Oase), but there were like 11 of them total in the Frankfurt area that I didn’t get to before I made my way to Zurich. I ended up banging out 10 broads. Let’s do a body count. 1 in Mainhattan, threesome in Sharks (2 and 3), 2 in Oase makes Five.

I then headed to Switzerland via a 4 hour long distance train in which stopped in Basel, Switzerland. Then my body count resumed. The super hot and freaky Spaniard in Soprano makes 6, (got 2 nuts off of her-see review). This 43-year-old sexy ass Italian in Club Swiss makes 7. Then I knocked off 3 in club Globe on public sex day (see Globe review).

One thing I love about these European cities is how open these sex places are to the culture. Most of the FKKs are open by 11am and close by 3am daily. They offer food, relaxation and a place for a man to just be in peace. In Germany, there is a RLD (Red Light District) near the train station, however, I didn’t check this out. Per my fellow mongers, they have these long staircases with hookers sitting by open doors. I didn’t see this for myself as I heard the quality of the girls was low. I should have checked it out just to see it.

Besides sex, the culture of Germany is rich along with the history. The museum Judengasse museum and the many Christmas markets highlighted my trip in Germany. In addition, they have some many nice upscale malls and department stores (Zeil mall and Fuhler).

Zurich, Switzerland also has a lot to do outside of women. The Lindt chocolate museum is a very big tourist destination. For the outdoorsmen, Interlaken and Mt. Titlis might be up your alley. I only manage to make it to the chocolate factory. Outside activities didn’t interest me as it was too cold for this ATLien. The FIFA Museum was a great time, especially since I was there during the World Cup elimination matches. I had no idea FIFA was headquartered in Zurich and the museum is top notch.

Upscale Shopping in Zurich is nice as well along Bahnhofstrasse boulevard.

As for as regular nightlife, both Zurich and Frankfurt are decent. I prefer Frankfurt nightlife as this one club called le Louvre was good on a Friday night. There were several very attractive girls. I danced with bitches from all around the world including this Serbian. I met this beautiful Moroccan girl at the Five hotel Penthouse club in Zurich and enjoyed dinner together the following day at a nice steakhouse in Zurich. She showed me around town, attended some Christmas markets around main station and watched Illuminarium Zurich show. She was nice and we had a great time (it didn’t lead to getting between her legs, but it was cool, I was running low on nut anyway).
I do like to test my skills at getting women without P4P (pay for play, pay for pussy or whatever acronym you enjoy), so I like to report on the nightlife scene anywhere I monger.

Overall, I loved my trip to Frankfurt and Zurich. The history, the culture, the food and of course the FKKs fulfilled everything I could enjoy in a sex-cateion. Is it best place to monger compared to other places I been (Medellin, Tijuana, Panama City, Cartagena, Bogota, DR, Amsterdam)? I don’t know. I’ll saved that for another article on another day.

Enjoy my reviews. The first one (FKK Mainhattan), I will submit this week.

Gute Nacht (that’s “good night” in German – smile)
 

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