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I'm here to discuss two things. The first is my strategy to put myself in a position to be able to climax doing a lap dance with decent mileage. The second is thing I'm discussing is the justification for a grown man purposely soiling his pants.i believe my methods should work for alot of people considering I know my stamina is above average. So men with average stamina or lower should benefit from this. It took me years to be able to optimize my lap dance experience so I could even do this. There just wasn't enough stimulus to get me there or so I thought.

Strategy:
The first step is to pick the right attire. This is a balancing act between style and comfort. Probably 80 percent comfort and the remaining is the style. Style is important for those who want strippers to approach them more. They are woman after all, emotional and impulsive is the default setting. Of course this isn't required some strippers will approach to no matter what and you can always approach them yourself. Now let's discuss comfort. This is all about underwear and pants choice. Let's start with underwear. I prefer the boxer briefs, briefs probably work just as well. I will explain why this instead of going commando as a lot of people would suggest. As for the pants, look for dark color pajama pants. Ideally they look like sweat pants when worn with a long shirt. Important must have here is the hole in the front secured my a single button. This is very important. Feel free to skip to the next paragraph while finish this step with a short justification. One thing I know without a doubt is soft pants increase your mileage. No stripper is going to give you high mileage if they are going to chafe their but against your designer jeans. They are going to give you just enough contact to take your money. I believe this also attracts the higher mileage girls to you if they see you in some soft pants or basketball shorts the strippers who are use to grinding on dicks all night know who came dressed to maximize lap dance pleasure.

Second step is arriving at the right club at the right time. This takes some expirementing to find the right time, but I will give some pointers here. The right club can often be found by exploring this site. Avoid clubs where members complain about air dances. Maybe I'm bias but I would also say black clubs are the best for this. I've never even really been closed to busting one from a lap dance with any other race. The timing of your arrival maybe tricky. Mid day shift seems to good in Atlanta for me. In my hometown where there is no day shift the best time is like a Tue or Wed night. It's supply and demand thing. If there is a grater supply of men than the demand it's easy for the girls to not try their best to show a good time because some simp in there is going to give her cash for just smiling at them. I won't spend long on this step. You just need to find a good club and go there at a time where you can easily get dancer attention.

Step three I call the prep step. When you get to the club you have to prep. All this means is pull your dick and balls through the hole in you underwear. The balls stop it from sliding back in when your soft between dances. This will simulate you being commando. You can also do this in the bathroom. If I do that then it's my first stop. One time I didn't and my favorite dancer approached me at the bar and I didn't wanna turn her down. Since I wasn't prepared alot of stimulation was lost. This is an optional suggestion. Since we are in briefs and not commando you can slide a wash cloth or something into the leg hole to help with cleanup. For instance I always nut down my right side. When I'm getting dressed I can slide a wash cloth down the right leg in the front of my underwear. So when I bust it's on the rag and not my clothes.

Step four is seating. This is one of the most important factor in getting good mileage on a dance. Never use the short chairs. Use the high chairs or bar stools, in this order. If you choose a low chair the dancer will get tired quickly. Most average height dancers will be dancing in a full squat, in heels. They often need to stop grinding on your meat to and will substitute some ass smacking or titty play while they recover. When using the high chair you can adjust the height of your crotch to fit the girls height. If you sit correctly in the chair it's perfect for tall girls. For shorter girls you just move closer to the edge of you seat. Sometimes I'm basically standing up and bracing myself on the corner of the chair for the shortest girls. Also it helps to be in a secluded dark corner in the club. There's usually a place where discreet things happen. If you show up at a busy time it will undoubtedly be taken. So make sure to pick a good time to show up.

Here is the last step. Detail on how to maximize the stimulus you feel from the dance. Now that you are all prepared you have your seat, your drink or smoke and all you need is a girl. I Atlanta most the clubs are lap dance based so if I'm sitting in the sweet spot at the right time there will be maybe 3 min between approaches from dancers. I like when they approach me because it give me more leverage in the situation. Sometimes I ask for do dances,(not very often, still mastering strategy). Also you can lose your good seat if your approach takes you across the club. Now you got a girl and she is dances for you ass to meat. Soon you get hard. Since your basically commando it's easy to move your meat to a good spot and that is exactly what i do. I take my right hand fondle her left cheek. I careers a spot near my meat so I can discreetly flip my meat to a better position. My favorite is basically on my lap hanging to the right. The next part is very very important. Now that your meat is somewhere in your lap you need to keep it there for maximum stimulation. How I do this by using the nature of my soft pants. I grip my pants maybe a half inch from the head of my meat. I do this to kind of form a shelf with my pants. Now my meat can't easily drop past where I'm gripping. So she can grin to her hearts content and my meat is feeling it all. I find this will turn a decent mileage dance into a great one. With this grip you actually have a lot of control over the position of your meat. Some times I'll easily slid it right into there crack for a few second of aas job. Using your grip to manipulate where your meat is positioned is the best way to achieve climax. That's it basically. Most time I undo the button in my pants at some time during this step. Sometimes the girls dance open the button by them selves. I'm not saying whip it out right there, but having it open creates a lot bare meat to ass contact.

The last time I did this I was at a 5 dollar lap dance club. I bust in proably 6 or 7 songs. I gave her like 60 bucks after I bust. I can tell from the look on her face and everything she had no idea I just bust. She thought I was tipping her double just because. My point is this can be a fun yet inexpensive way to catch a nut. I could have easily gave her 40 and she wouldn't have known the wiser.

Things to avoid
1. If the girl in the first song or two spends to much time doing things other that ass to meat grinding let her go sooner rather than later

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