Seattle clubs

If you are visiting clubs in Seattle, I thought I might run down my favorites, from least favorite to most favorite. Please note I have note been to the new Sugars on Aurora, so I have left it out.
The Playground in Ballard: Totally dead the last time I went in. The girls were okay, but the LDA has no privacy whatsoever. At least there's parking.
Dream Girls in SoDo: A great place to go sober up if you have had one too many beers after a Mariners game. But it's mostly for tourists.
Deja Vu downtown: Right across from the Market, I don't much care for going there at night, even though there is paid parking to the north of the building. It's just a little to sketchy after dark. I did, however, have a LOT of fun behind the curtains there once.
The Devils Triangle: Downstairs below a sex shop. At least you can see all the fun stuff upstairs.
Dream Girls at Ricks: By far the sexist dancers, IMHO. But not as great for extras. Fun for bachelor parties.
Pandora's: Also known as Handora's (you can make the leap). By far the best extras in Seattle, especially during day shift. It can get crowded on weekends. I can't wait to see Paisley's new boobs.
Kittens: A lot of people complain about the hustle at Kitten's but it's my favorite. By far the most privacy in the LDA, and your chances for extras are quite good, especially during the day shift. Read the reviews to find out who will treat you right and who will try to hustle you. There's also safe parking with a doorman outside (usually). Bonus for the Dog House next door for drinks.
I've not been to LC Vu or Club Sin Rock in a while .. Both are outside of city limits so I left them out.
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last comment"Handoras" lol.
Seattle clubs suck after a while. Sure, you can score relatively easy during day shifts with FS (if that’s your thing) but for those that like the actual club experience - it sucks. I’m not a fan of in and out sc visits - I like to go and hang for a bit. But the clubs here work against that. My “favorite” is probably LCDV since they have a pretty chill vibe during days. From there it’s:
Different strokes for different folks I guess. I hate the Seattle scene and prefer to travel and enjoy Atlanta, Miami, Portland, metro Chicago.
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Seattle clubs are brothels.