Overview of Miami Clubs
Elitis
I spent the past few days, from Thursday to Sunday, in Miami going through several clubs. I did reviews on two of them as the others I went to, I either did not stay long (1 or maybe 2 hours) and/or did not get dances. So, instead of a bare-bares review, I'll do a small overview of what I saw at each.
Across the board: Onlyfans and web-camming have definitely taken a toll on strip clubs in my opinion. I last came to Miami in 2018 and was impressed with the talent at both Tootsies and E11even. This trip, there were still some lookers, but I was not impressed overall. Sad times.
E11even: Did a review on it. Not a strip club. A night club, for partying, that happens to have strippers as well. Pretty faces overall, decent bodies, much less plastic/enhancements than you would expect for Miami of all places. Girls trend thinner, although you can certainly find some with a bit of meat on them. None of them were outright fat.
You will likely not get your money's worth as far as mileage is concerned here. Couple robs as far as OTC activities are concerned. Drinks reasonably priced. I like it as a party spot. Couple waitresses blew the strippers out of the water as far as looks/bodies go.
Cheetah Hallandale: Did a review on it. Interesting place. Extras in an open room with zero privacy. No one cared. Decently priced drinks. Protection can be acquired in the bathroom (at least the women's bathroom, unsure about the men's). Again, less plastic than you would think. Unimpressed with the talent, but they weren't outright ugly. Barely any stage tipping. Couple waitresses blew the strippers out of the water as far as looks/bodies go.
Cheetah Pompano: Generally impressed with the talent here. Pretty young faces all around. Decently priced drinks. Did not stay long or get dances however, as although the faces were young and pretty, the girls were pretty thin as well. I'm a hard guy to please, I know.
Booby Trap: Unimpressed. The two or three dancers I wanted a dance with were occupied at someone's table the short time I was there unfortunately. Long eye contact and smiles from one of them when she went on stage while I was at the bar who I thought would have come over when she was finished. But no, back to him, his friends, and their free drinks. I probably could have gotten her attention had I stayed longer, but this was my last night in town, and I had already planned to go to a few more clubs as well as still get at least 5 or 6 hours of sleep. Decently-priced drinks.
Once again, a couple waitresses/bartenders that *really* should have been dancers. Noticing a trend here.
Tootsies: Like I mentioned before, I was not too impressed with the talent here. I do not remember the cubicle-style dance room being here back in 2018 but I also only did VIP that time. Decently-priced drinks. Plenty of dancers and something for everyone, but I did not notice many lookers. Of course, they definitely could have been upstairs or otherwise preoccupied. I did get some dancers from a few girls here and they were decent.
My nearly-full drink did get spilled in the dance area which kind of annoyed me. Those should be redesigned so you have either another spot to set a drink down or so the next guy over cannot push against the wall where your drink is placed. The only one I would have gone to VIP with did not bring it up during our dances so I just assumed she wasn't an extras girl.
Booby Trap on the River: Was not really on my radar until an Uber driver mentioned it was literally behind my hotel. Stopped by quickly and it is definitely a party spot. $100 cover at 4am to get in. Packed. Kind of ghetto which I wasn't expecting. No stunners as far as I could see. Plenty of plastic. Plenty of "making it rain".
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Those room costs at the clubs I went to were:
- Cheetah Pompano: $75 per 15 min increment
- Booby Trap: $50 per 15 min
- Tootsie's: $100 per 30 min increment