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Mrhd555

This article will give advice to someone who planning to go to a strip club alone and how to best spend your time and money at a club. This article includes some planning ahead of time for going to a club.

Before the Club
*If you don't think you should go to a club for whatever reason (cash, significant other, fear of getting caught) don't bother going. This is a place to unwind and enjoy, not ruin yourself or get you in trouble.
*Plan how much money you will bring. How much cash are for entrance fee, dances, table dances, tips and VIP if you plan on those. Any money you bring with, you will have to expect not to walk out with. This is a place of business and like any other business, each will will try to squeeze as much money as they can from anyone.
*If you just plan to bring a hundred or a few hundred just keep track so you don't find yourself there for 30 minutes and down several hundreds, or calling a friend/family to help bail you out of money you owe.
*Do some research and see which clubs are available to you, check out recent reviews and get an idea of what place the club you going to is like and if there are some things/people you should watch out for.
*There are difference in going to a club on the weekday vs weekend. Weekdays there will be less girls but more attention from them since likely less guys to offer dances to. Weekends will have more girls but less attention from from them since there are more guys to offer dances from.
*Some clubs will have special events so keep an eye out for those if you want.
*Factor in clothes that look good and feel good. If you want a good dance wear clothes that you would wear to pick up women, the dancers will often give better dances to guys that are well dressed and feel good to have fun with.

At the Club
Once you are at the club there are only 2 real places to sit, at the tables where main stage dances are, and anywhere that's NOT at the table dances. Both have their advantages and depends on how you want to spend your time there.
*If you sit at the main stage where dances are, you will be expected to tip whoever is performing on the stage. Tip a few dollars for each girl when they do a show, if you don't the DJ or other girls may see it as being cheap and could get you less attention or even bad attitude. While you are up here no other girls will approach you since stage shows are like advertisement for the dancer. This could be good to see what girls are in the clubs and which ones you are interested in.
*If you DONT sit at the main stage and anywhere else, you will be approached by other dancers for dances. This is basically their time to make some money so you will be approached to see if you are interested in a dance. If you see a girl you like and want a dance, go for it. If you are approached by a girl who you are not interested in, don't be afraid to politely decline (say something like "I'm ok for now" or "I'm just chilling"). If a girl asks you why not jus simply reply "she is not your type" or something along that line. It could also be a good time to just chat with someone if you looking for that, so if you can, buy them a drink if you afford it. But keep in mind that if you do chat with them, they might be expecting you to do a dance with them so just be aware.
*Don't be afraid to ask some of the staff (waitress, bouncers) for some help with getting a dance from a girl you want, they will likely send them your way if they know they can make money from it. Tipping them as well will definitely help you in the long run if you plan to stay there for a while.

During the Lap Dance
*Just bring your car key into the club, and maybe your phone if you need. No reason to bring in house keys or garage key because it can painful for the dancer during the lap dance. Try not to wear glasses either or put them in a safe area nearby along with phone.
*Don't be suckered in for certain specials, you might end up spending 80 dollars for a 4 song lap dance but shortened up to 2.5 songs instead. They can be worth it if it's a girl you like, but just know what you are getting yourself into and simply ask how much it will be.
*Different dances have different mileage, so don't expect for each girl to have the same quality as each other, but at least be polite or fun for a better experience.
*If you plan for the VIP dances just get an idea for how much and how long each VIP dance is. These are the pinnacle for all dancers and they all try to aim for it. They will almost always ask if you want these so be prepared to decline if are not interested.
*During the dance, let the girl do the touching. The more respectful you are, the more touching on both ends could occur but you don't want a girl saying "you can't do that" cause it could ruin the mood or end the dance early. Again if she likes you she'll allow for more touching then usual but let her initiate it first.
*Remember this is a place of business and each girls sees you as a paycheck. You definitely can establish some friendly relationship but if you are here to hook up with a girl or more, best look someplace else because you don't want to be come too attached to a girl.
*Don't be afraid to leave more cash then you initially wanted to spend if you have enjoyed yourself enough. Save your money for next time or for whatever.

Hope these tips have been helpful, I myself have been going to clubs for +10 years and have ups and downs when there, but can't remember anytime I didn't enjoy myself, TY.

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DickyDoo2

Jascoi

Article too short

minnow

Not an Article. Should be posted on Discussion Board I suspect this has already been posted somewhere in cyberspace.

JC2003

uniquename

Package

Good advice for the rookies out there

misterorange

Sorry if you spent a long time writing this but 👎.