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Breathe, breathe in the air

I'm going to to give you some knowledge that would be useful for planning a trip to Frankfurt FKK's, hopefully some of you that haven't been will find some of this useful.

Frankfurt airport

The airport is located to the South West of the city, probably no more than 15 miles. It currently has two terminals. T1 and T2 oddly enough. If you are lucky enough to fly into T1 your onward journey to Frankfurt is a lot easier if going by train. It is from T1 where the underground train station is located. If you are flying into T2 you will need to depart the main building to catch a shuttle bus to T1. The relevant stop is located immediately outside the terminal building and more the the right than the left (as you look out). There is a sign affixed to a post and usually a whole bunch of people already waiting which is an obvious giveaway. The shuttle only takes a few minutes to T1. The airport itself seems to be forever in a state of major modernisation, hopefully the internal link will be re-instated one year soon.

Frankfurt airport train station

This is for those that want to get the train - if you get a taxi it's expensive.

Once you find your way down there a sense of not knowing what to do or where to go quickly becomes apparent. so here is what you need to know. Firstly there is a ticket office but the queues are horrendous. Simply go to one of the many green RMV ticket machines with the word Fahrkarten above a LCD screen. Tap the screen to select English language, defaulted directions appear for several destinations including Frankfurt Hbf, select this option and a single trip ticket, cost 5.80 Euro, you can then put your card in the machine and enter your PIN number. I assume you guys have chip and pin security. There is a contactless option but it didn't seem to work for me. The machines also accept cash, I'd strongly advise taking this as a back up payment method. Select the cheapest ticket option. Once you get your ticket go down the escalator that leady to Platform 1. The trains run frequently, I have never had to wait more than 15-20 mins. Journey time is half an hour with three/four stops .

Where to stay?

In my early years of visiting I would stay locally to wherever the clubs were. I now stay centrally in the city and as close to the main station as possible. I usually select a 3 star within 2-3 minutes walk, such as Monopol, Flemings, etc. You can expect to pay 130 -180 Euro for a coupe of nights including breakfast. The reason I choose central is because there are things to do and plenty of places to eat and drink at all hours. For those of you into RLDs, it's directly opposite the station entrance, a couple of blocks down and to the left. I haven't been for years.

Cashpoints

If you need cash the best place is one of several EC machines located on the main platform area of Frankfurt station. Don't use the ones at the clubs - be prepared in advance.

The clubs and how to get there and back

Mainhatten and Palace are in the city and it's probably easier to get a taxi for these two. Palace is smaller of the two and does not have an outside garden. They are both a shadow of what they once were. Oase is to the North of the city with Friedrichsdorf as the nearest station, it's about half the distance as Darmstadt is to the south, which is the station for Sharks.

For Oase and Sharks you need to get an S train. Just like the airport, the tickets can be collected from the same RMV machines that are located in various places. I usually go to one of them located at the end of each of the main platforms. However this time you will need to type your relevant destination and select 'day ticket' which means 'return'. Friedrichsdorf may have the word Taunus included, it is the same place. Again, select the cheapest option. You'll be at Oase and Sharks in less than an hour including the taxi fare of about 10-15 Euro at each. The last rain back from Darmstadt is around 23:30 but much later from Friedrichsdorf and through the night. I'd recommend downloading the Deutsche Bahn App (DB red in red box). it's available in English and VERY easy to use. I use it a lot and take screenshots so I have a record of train times.

Access to the S train departing platforms is below that at which the main concourse and InterCity trains depart from. You need to go down the stairs to the S train platforms at the access points in front of platform 17 and another at platform 20, There is a big white S on a green circle above both. Departure board are located nearby.

Clubs

All clubs give you a robe, towel and sandals. You'll also get a locker and safe key. I'd recommend using both and not keep all your valuables in the locker. The little safes will take a phone, wallet and not much else. The same key fits both and are numbered the same. Keep the key tied to your wrist. If you want alcoholic drinks you need to take it off then so they can pass it over a reader. It helps if you know your shoe size in German (European), write it down if you can't say it. It's not a big deal though, they usually guess right. You can get fresh towels at any time. Food is served through out day at all clubs. At Oase you can order a Pizza after 21:00, they are usually ok/nice. Sharks has BBQ outside in the summer.

Girls

I've waxed lyrical about the girls but you do need to be cautious. Never say it's your first time or they'll think it's party time to rip you off. As with strippers you need to clarify what you are going to get for the money. The girls see Americans and Asians as money machines so be on your game. There are some girls that will try and get you to shoot your load not long after entering the room and some that will try and upsell on time or added services like cum in mouth or anal. I have seen for myself a number of girls head off to a room with a guy and I see them come out about 15 minutes later. If you have got what you wanted then fine but I never rush it though it can still happen to me in rare instances. Stick to the known prices that I and others have mentioned. You may ask for a covered BJ and a straight fuck for 50 Euro, some girls will do it but you won't be in the room and you'll get two positions at most. What ever you pay some girls will not be as enthusiastic to make you happy and their commitment to deliver agreed service levels will be evident.

All girls in all clubs will be able to speak good enough English to you. A lot will hit on you and a small number will become a pain in the ass unless you tell them 'No' in no uncertain terms. A sizeable number won't even speak to you so if you fancy one of those you will have to approach her.

I now try and observe which girls are being taken to rooms often, this is for a reason, they are good. There's a hell of a lot of regular visitors to these clubs and they all have their favourites. Just like at Strip clubs.


Conclusion

I hope this guide has helped, if there is anything you think I have missed or I need to elaborate on something let me know . FKKs are great, but just lie strip clubs, they aren't perfect.

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