Call.Me.Ishmael

Rhode Island

joined Nov 2015last seen Dec 2024

reviews (23)discussions (133)articles (8)comments (11,115)

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"In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers."

-- Father Mapple via Herman Melville's "Moby Dick"

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LINKS TO ARTICLES:

An Argument Against Naming Dancers in Reviews
https://tuscl.net/article/59069

Navigating Strip Clubs ... Things that Work for Me
https://app.tuscl.net/article/58991

Quick Tip: How to Save Time Writing a Club Review
https://app.tuscl.net/article/57041

10 Rules for the Strip Club Customer
https://app.tuscl.net/article/40707

Do's and Don't of Dislodging a Stripper from a Regular
https://app.tuscl.net/article/39906

Reviews by Call.Me.Ishmael

Desire

1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

reviewed

2 years ago

[ishmael's review] two strikes and then...

If you're familiar with Club Desire, then only read the "BLUF" and "THIS VISIT" at the top. Everything below that is boilerplate for those who are new to this club. Please call me out...

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1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

reviewed

2 years ago

[ishmael's review] prospecting for a new cf

If you're familiar with Club Desire, then only read the "Quick Notes" just below, and then "My Visit" and the "Dancer Notes" sections further down. Everything else is boilerplate content for those who are...

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1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

reviewed

3 years ago

[ishmael's review] quiet sunday with ivanna

If you're already familiar with Club Desire, then read the "Quick Notes," "My Visit," and "Dancer Notes" sections. Everything else is boilerplate content that's intended for those who are unfamiliar with the club. :::...

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1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

reviewed

3 years ago

[ishmael's review] living la vida not so loca...

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1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

reviewed

3 years ago

[ishmael's review] quick trip to persia

::: QUICK NOTES ::: I stopped in on a Monday afternoon and found it to be more crowded than I expected. The lineup was pretty good, and there were definite options. That said, I...

Comments: 14

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3 years ago

Call.Me.Ishmael

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Front Room

discussion started

3 months ago

Lapdanceking left the building

Oddly, I saw this mentioned over on reddit first. I'm not sure if it's been noted here yet. LDK's entire profile and posting history are gone. I'm assuming it was his choice, as he was...

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discussion started

4 months ago

When your ATF retires...

... what will you do? A. Let it go and find another favorite dancer to fill the void. B. Ask her about continued OTC or sugar baby arrangement. C. A & B combo. D. Propose marriage. ...

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discussion started

4 months ago

Do you lie to dancers about your day job?

I mostly don't, but my job is relatively common and not public facing. So, I might tell them what I do broadly (as in "I'm an accountant."), but I won't say who I work...

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discussion started

5 months ago

Has another customer tried to interfere when you're with a dancer?

Some guys are bolder than others. Has a guy ever tried to peel a dancer away from you? If it has happened, how did you handle it? ...

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discussion started

5 months ago

In other news... Adorable GND.

https://www.reddit.com/u/fairyjuliaaaa/s/aamMD94avs...

Comments: 9

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5 months ago

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Articles written by Call.Me.Ishmael

article

3 months ago

STRIP CLUBS: How Much Money Should I Bring? How Much should I Tip?

TL;DR ANSWER: It varies **wildly** based on the region, the club, the dancer, and what service the dancer provided. One of the most frequent questions (particularly from strip club newbies) is how much money should one bring to a strip club...

Comments: 12

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3 months ago

lurkingdog

article

10 months ago

About LDKs ... the good, the bad, and the sticky

An LDK (or "lapgasm" in other online places) occurs when a guy cums in his pants due to the friction caused by a dancer during a high-contact lap dance or VIP session. It's a topic that comes up often enough...

Comments: 12

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2 months ago

Palm

article

a year ago

STRIP CLUBS ARE NOT GIRLFRIEND STORES ... One Customer's Perspective

You log in to TUSCL and there's a new thread titled "Does she want to date me?" You open it and it's a dissertation from a guy who thinks that his favorite stripper wants to be his girlfriend. He likely...

Comments: 20

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2 months ago

IWantHerOnMe

article

2 years ago

An Argument Against Naming Dancers in Reviews

When I first started posting reviews to TUSCL, I named names... a lot. I never connected dancers by name to extras, but I posted a lot of details about who worked when, what they looked like, who had a good...

Comments: 35

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6 months ago

Call.Me.Ishmael

article

2 years ago

Navigating Strip Clubs ... Things that Work for Me

The following is targeted neither at beginners nor at experienced strip club customers. It's just a list of things that have worked for me over the decades (shit, I'm old). Some of these things might work for you; some might...

Comments: 12

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a year ago

FLAP3000

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Comments made by Call.Me.Ishmael

discussion comment

a month ago

comfypajamas

What price for OTC?

It's possible that the price reflects how much she doesn't want to do OTC.

discussion comment

2 months ago

Deltadetroit

Monday night visit

If it's your first time there, then a slow night may be a good time to visit. You'll be able get familiar with the place minus a crowd.

discussion comment

2 months ago

Hungryhunnypot

Should kids be allowed in the building?

Rather than engaging in six days of online pearl clutching, go ahead and complain to management. See how that goes for you.

discussion comment

2 months ago

Meshuggah

We aren't here for a long time, we are here for a good time.

My buddy claims.....

Possible... but highly unlikely.

discussion comment

2 months ago

Lex Luthor

Strip Club for Sale in Rhode Island

What that ad doesn't mention is that the Providence PD has targeted every club that has moved into that space (after Cheaters there was Wild Zebra and then Silhouette) based on Cheaters hiring a 15-year-old pimped runaway to work in a notorious extras club. I've gathered that the police attention hinged on the fact that the building's owner is the same guy who owned and managed Cheaters when that trafficking case became public. One could hope that the cops might ease off if he sells the entire building and businesses. But I wouldn't want to shell out over $4 million to test that theory.

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contributions
year	reviews	discussions	articles
2015	1	7	0
2016	0	6	2
2017	2	12	0
2018	2	29	0
2019	7	29	1
2020	2	5	0
2021	7	14	0
2022	1	12	0
2023	1	11	2
2024	0	8	3
totals	23	133	8