Articles - 2012

If you frequent a particular club, even just monthly, you will want to "grease" the non-dancer staff to get a return on your investment. In the same way you would lubricate a bearing to ease friction and avoid breakdown, you will want to employ gratuity, courtesy, chit chat, and charm with the people who don't get naked to make your…

<p> The sun was beginning to sink into the sea. The sky became dark &amp; all of the sudden a violent wave explosion as it crashed on the rocks. This made me think of life, my dreams, my passions.<br /> <br /> Yet.... Wait.... Maybe the dreams I had were wrong. Maybe it was doomed to fail for it was not the not…

<p> (Note, there are computer renderings that go with these articles and there are several new ones to go with this article. To access them click on my name and select pictures. When viewing one of the renderings you can right click on a picture to download a higher resolution version. There are several new pictures with this installment.)<br /> <br /> Review:…

Strip Clubs are a business...and after having sampled many different clubs in different areas; you begin to easily see the "hustles" that are a daily part of strip club operations. Some of these "hustles" are just part of the experience, some of them are not. And you need to know the difference and strippers need to know the difference.<br /> <br…

1. Turn down the volume. I have never been in a strip club where it was even remotely possibly to have a conversation with anyone. Not with the dancers, not with the waitresses, not with the bartenders, not with the floor men. I've even been in clubs where the music was so loud that you could not have a conversation…

<p> It was 7:30 pm, Monday evening. The cute, petite, latino dancer that was on the recommended list that I had been waiting on, just got off the main stage. Instead of coming over to my table as she had said, she went back to the table she had been sitting at for almost the last 2 hours. A fellow hobbyist…

1. I've said it in my profile (which is also at the end of this post), but it bears repeating here, I visit strip clubs for several reasons, but mostly because I like to look at attractive women wearing little or no clothing and moving in highly suggestive ways. I also like having these women dance close to me, especially…

I've been a strip club frequenter for several years who prefers company to dances. I often run into small town clubs that offer dances but no VIP rooms. Because of this setup the hotter and more professional dancers tend to hustle for dances and quickly move on if you refuse. Many will outright say they can't talk or have a…

Sometimes the 18+ strip clubs have the best talent, and so it becomes a trade-off for alcoholics like me. Do I want the pussy or the bottle? Why not have them both? While living in Las Vegas there was one 18+ club in particular that I frequented. Young, tight, no silicone...check my reviews. I perfected four ways to smuggle in…

It's quiet. It's early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming. In a few moments it will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of solitude will be replaced…

Another patented 10 Things List from Jackson Esskay 1. Poor Waitress Service. This can mean one of several things. It can range from the inability to even find a waitress (in a club that I know has waitresses, I realize all do not) to the incessant (as in every 90 seconds) "are you ready for another?" 2. Drunk and Rowdy Customers.…

So far my "Ten Things" have been mostly negative, so here are Ten Things I Like About Strip Clubs: 1. Strip Clubs may be one of the last bastions of true capitalism. They operate very much on the principal of supply and demand, but with just enough room for "good will," a concept that is almost gone from all other business…

I sit here alone, and I think...I would LOVE to be at a strip club right now. So why not go? Economics. Lets look at various activities I enjoy and how much they cost...<br /> <br /> - Running (free), but it's tiring and I usually don't get home before it's dark out.<br /> - motorcycling, well, a good day of cycling factoring…

<p> Men go to strip clubs to see boobies, and in some cases, hoo-ha. They go to hear the classics, like C&amp;C Music Factory and Crazy Town. They go to spend their money on expensive, watered down drinks and lap dances that are never really a dry hump, but just a giant, never-ending tease. Men&rsquo;s faces during lap dances are portraits…

<p> Given the state of our current economy, it is no wonder that so many females are drawn to the adult entertainment industry. One thing that will never cease to amaze me from city to city, club to club is the fact that no matter how much money that there can be made is the THEFT factor.<br /> <br /> There are a…

I have been thinking about strip club design and management and designing a sample club as an illustration. The parameters are: 4000sf storefront with 10 ft ceilings, lap dances and VIP allowed but no alcohol. Club can run with as few as 3 non-dancers at slow times. The primary design goal is to maximize opportunities for interaction between dancers and…

I found myself perched atop a black stool, hands resting on the cold surface of the bar. My glass of eighteen year-old scotch was keeping me company while my eyes were fixated on the television screen. The most incredible Playoffs in the last ten years was taking place, and I couldn't have been more ecstatic. I could've caught the NBA…

The lights bordering the rim lit up in a danger-red hue. The basketball slammed against the backboard and ricochetted off in a random direction following a feeble last-second shot attempt. It was half-time. Alanna had pushed away her plate of half-eaten wings and excused herself. I guessed to wash away any evidence of the less-than-ideal dietary choice she had made…

At a club this past weekend. I told the girl I was with that I do "research" when ever I travel to figure out where I'm going to go. She asked where and I said a website that posts reviews and that I post too. Later she introduces me to the GM and tells him I write…

I have been to numerous strip clubs all across the country in my life. Every single one I go to seems so different. There are ones that are a little bit bigger than a local bar and there are ones that have 4 stages and the club looks like the size of Vons! The ultimate question is…

A couple of weeks ago the city council proposed a restrictive ordinance regulating Strip clubs. I have been meaning to post a summary of strip clubs in Albuquerque for a while, and I guess i better do it before they change it all. The new ordinance would ban VIP rooms at the strip clubs, prohibit touching from the…

"Oh my god, I just want him to handcuff me and fuck the shit out of me." The comment didn't faze me in the least bit. In my past few visits, I've picked up on Alanna's unabashed sense of self. Every opinion, every thought, every philosophy she verbalized through her rose-petal pink lips were said with such conviction that it didn't…

The most litigated issue under the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) is whether an employee is an independent contractor or not. In this article, I would like to briefly discuss the issue of whether or not dancers should be classified as independent contractors. In the 1980's, Alan Markovitz, now owner of the world famous Flight Club and The Penthouse Club near…

"No way in HELL." I protested. I crossed my arms and leaned back in my chair to denote my firm, moral stance. The loud chattering of fellow gamblers, the cheering of the fortunate but few winners, and the incessant beeping and booping of the slot machines had the first floor of the MGM Grand bustling with life. Five of my friends and…

I deleted Alanna's number the next morning. I've seen fools trip over themselves, toss logic out the window, and let stupidity take the driver's seat while they succumb to their siren's calls. The sweet nothings that flow so effortlessly from the dancer's mouths enchant these drunken buffoons to dispense the cash right out their pockets. Case-in-point, two of my cohorts…

With gasoline approaching $4 a gallon, I began thinking about alternatives to driving to strip clubs. My favorite strip club in the Detroit suburb of Inkster is 7.7 miles from home, and the cost of a round trip in my BMW is around $3. That cost will be increasing as gas prices continue to rise. I…

A recent discussion topic about bareback sex with strippers got me thinking about risks in our lives, not just in our pursuit of this hobby but all the other risks we can face in our lives. The Strip Club hobby is rife with risk. If one is married or in a relationship there can be dire risk to the marriage or…

Review: I am discussing my ideas about strip club design and management and designing a sample club as an illustration. The parameters are: 4000sf storefront with 10 ft ceilings, lap dances and VIP allowed but no alcohol. Club can run with as few as 3 non-dancers at slow times. The primary design goal is to maximize…

Quick little reference guide on how to get the most bang for your buck at Hong Kong Club in Tijuana. 1. Go during the day. The night is always a sausage fest and crowded. During the daytime you have minimal people, a ton of chicks and a better vibe. Plus...when you are there during the day, the…

"Wait a minute, THIS ISN'T THE KARAOKE PLACE!" Wesley, an old friend from California, slurred as he stumbled out of the car. "Whaaa? You already said you didn't want to go to one. What kind of a friend would I be if I did something you said not to do?!" I'm a horrible friend. We were totally outside a of…

Updated for 2012, and taking the new laws into account. Virtually all Louisville clubs have the "wanna buy the lady a drink" hustle. The only exception that I know of to this practice is PT's, downtown. You can still buy a girl a drink, but you're going to pay the same price for hers that you would for yours.…

I am a dancer. I go state to state in hopes of fun, adventure, and lastly, but never the least, money. I started out working the normal corporate 8 to 5. It wasn't enough, I've always wanted the finer things. So the 2 bedroom apartment on a middle class side of town, an old beat up Ford that enjoyed overheating…

A recent thread about falling in love with a stripper received a surprising number candid responses with stories about the various feelings that strippers can stir up inside of you. I posted that my recent entrance into this interesting world of strip clubs caught me completely off guard, wondering what the hell one particular stripper had done to me. It was…

As a dancer, I get asked out a lot. And I've thought about this... I really think a lot of dating advice is too skewed, and mostly straight and narrow. I am also a writer, so this is my 2 cents worth. This is a no holes barred article, hopefully bringing you into the darker and kinkier sides of nightlife…

Let me start by answering my own question. No. It was not love. It was a lot of lust mixed with a touch of infatuation, but it was nothing close to love. How could I be in love with someone I just met, and don't even know her real name?. I know what love is because I've…

The number one male fantasy is of course FFM. Shortly thereafter follows the MMF variety. In a strip club setting many times, I have been asked to accommodate the FFM fantasy. In this article, I would like to address specifically how to better enjoy THIS fantasy of sheer *B*L*I*S*S*! First of all, it is of utmost importance that the two girls…

Too many girls in this business fail to realize that we actually are a team, and if we worked as such, could help each other make so much more money. For starters, unless you own the club, the cusomers are not "your customers" they are the club's customers. Just because you attached yourself at the hip to someone does not…

7:30 pm: The Beautification Process begins. This includes shower, shaving all legs and private parts, ex-foliating, covering up blemishes, makeup, hair, false eyelashes (this takes some talent to master the application of) and the outfit which includes accessories such as rhinestone necklaces, rings, bracelets, and of course nails and toenails. Finish time 9:30 pm. 9:50 pm: Arrive at club,…

Hello anyone and everyone reading this. I have been a dancer in Fayetteville, NC since Aug 17 2011. My first club here was Diamondz Gentlemens club. I left in April 2012. And now I am at The Peppermint Rabbit (formerly Knokkers) Being a dancer in a Military Town (Ft. Bragg) has its perks and pitfalls. Every dancer is just as…

Even in an economy that resembles that from 2008 in the States, the club scene in the UK seems to be maintaining. The dollar averages 1.58 for one British pound and for that alone I know many dancers stateside who would make the trip on holiday just for the moonlight opportunity. The larger clubs speak for themselves such as the…

The day after her breakdown, I called Alanna for the first time. She sounded composed. Happy, even. After some light conversation, I brought up the events from the previous night. "So, are you feeling better?" "Are you referring to what happened last night?" she still sounded bubbly. "Um, yea. It's not every day someone's crying in my lap for an…

I had been to clubs before and enjoyed the view and a dance or two, but it wasn't really my thing I guess.  One day I was invited by some coworkers to hang at this bikini bar and as soon as we got in she caught my eye. "What can I get you, sweetie?" the bikini clad waitress asked. "I'd like to…

In short, couples and strip clubs do not mix at all. Not straight couples anyway; let me explain. I went to my first club last weekend with my husband. I expected it to be this sexually charged evening, but instead it was me watching my husband the entire time. I wasn't interested in any of the women, and I felt…

I have been traveling a lot in the last month handling both family and business matters. At the end of some days, I need to unwind and turn my brain off so I head for a nearby strip club. This is especially the case when I am alone and in a town other than the one in which I live…

I can only share my experiences from strip clubs in Fort Myers, FL. I'm a dirty old man who uses psychology to get pussy from strip club dancers and I'll share it in order to get a free VIP membership here. 1. When asked for a lap dance, say 'No Thanks' and give her $20. Ask her if she has…

I am a young adult male. Age 23 I have no need for Viagra and cannot get women off my mind. Biology is the reason behind it but I am not going to give a science lesson. Instead I am going to go give an outline of my strip club life and the impact it has had on me. First…

Now I know many of you are already thinking, "CDM, you haven't been at this long enough to know what a perfect night is." Well, you have it half right. I haven't been at this very long. If you've read my previous articles, you know all about my entry into the world of strip clubs, and all…

For those of you who haven't tuned in regardless of your gender (yes that goes for you gentlemen also;) here are a couple of pointers that you may find useful for future reference in terms of etiquette: One thing that no matter what city I travel to the fact of the matter is human nature doesn't change. We are all guilty…

I've been going to strip clubs since my 17th birthday in 1978. In that time, I've had my share of sex with all sorts of women. I've sampled a few escorts in that time as well, but for the most part, as I've posted before, I like the variety and "try before you buy" aspect of strippers. So last…

For starters, this article is based on my personal experience over the past 10 years or so. At first, like most of you, I started going to clubs and easily spend 100-200 each time, with nothing to show for it but blue balls! So I got to thinking, how can I start seeing some of these girls outside…

I could have went straight back to the hotel, gone to bed early, and fallen asleep a happy man. But my curiosity of this new hobby just gets the best of me. I want to see other clubs...see how they look and operate, and of course see hot naked dancers! According to TUSCL reviews, Club #2 had…

Going to strip clubs is expensive. Nobody is going to argue that. But there are ways to make your money last longer and to have more fun at a club for the same amount of money. Here are some suggestions: 1.Don't be cheap. Spend your money wisely, but don't be a skinflint. In particular, be a good tipper. If you…

"Let's get started, shall we?" "But before I start, I want to warn you, I don't fuck and I don't suck. I did some of that when I was stripping, and I don't want to anymore, and I've found that I don't have to. If that's what you're here for, I won't be offended if you get up off…

A year. A full three hundred and sixty-five days since I first shyly shuffled in here, fumbling through my wallet for my I.D. and nervously handing over my door fee to the lady behind the counter. A full three hundred and sixty-five days since I met Alanna. The Playoffs were coming to a close. The Thunder were defying expectations, but their critics said…

I've been visiting Strip Clubs in Rhode Island for the past year and some observations: 1.) Desire is like Cheers. It's a small bar that happens to have REALLY hot strippers. And it's in Providence, the full contact strip club capital of the US. The girls are top notch, there are no pricing games, no thug types at all and…

Hey all you strip clubs virgins out there.....here are some tips for a great strip club experience. 1. Cash - yes cash is king in a strip club....if you got the cash..you will get all the girls you desire.....for an ultimate experience always be prepared with extra cash before you walk in...also have a ATM card if you run out. Always…

I've been hitting the titty bars around Portland for many years and since the recession hit and has not run, I am finding these are some of the best times for the customer to invest in stripper affection. First, the rules have changed a lot in Oregon. There used to be a three foot rule: dancers could…

I've been visiting strip clubs for the past couple years. Joined TUSCL this year. I have said before - if one is lookin for major league entertainment for 2-3 hours - of all the entertainment options - NFL, NBA, NHL, Wrestling, Nascar, extreme sports, opera, broadway, circus - visiting a gentleman's club is the most cost effective - and if…

There is an old saying: “You never forget your first time.” I found this to be true in strip clubs too. I can't speak for everyone, but I was very naïve when I first started going to the strip clubs. For one, I started going pretty late in life – waiting until my mid-life crisis kicked into full gear.…

"Ready to flip over?" Because Elaine had advertised in the "Therapeutic Massage" section of BackPage, and because she'd specifically called out her credentials and certification with the city government, I hadn't really expected anything in the way of a "happy ending" up to this point. Speculated, yes. Hoped, yes. Prepared with a tip, yes. But this was…

I was at a work conference in San Diego and had Friday morning off, so I decided to go to Mexico & get some lovin. I started off by going it the famous aldelita bar. This would be my second visit in almost 10 yrs, I believe I was 20yrs old on my 1st visit. This place still hasn't changed,…

I recently spent an extended vacation in Europe - London Olympics, old oil patch buddy in Scotland, some of my pop's WWII battle sites in France and Holland, finalizing the sale of my place in Saint Raphael, and family reunion in Sweden. This was my first visit to Sweden and I was entranced by the country's charms but unhappily, not…

Hello! This is my first article for the site,which I have been reading for quite some time. I have been a dancer in Ohio for a little while, and I have some advice for customers to improve their experience. 1. No means no! I cannot express this enough. If I say no to something that's what I mean, and you should…

I am a middle aged male who never previously went to a strip club because of the wife, but am now going through a divorce and decided to go. Lessons Learned: 1. Stripper quality varies due to experience and skill. You may end up with a cute stripper with a great face and hair, nice body, but can't dance worth…

The majority of strippers eventually become competent at feigning interest for their customers. Most, however, cannot look too far past the next dance or trip to the VIP. They do not have the sense to go for the large bucks and be patient waiting for the long term pay off. One out of hundred though can take…

In today's ever competitive marketplace, it is true that the customer is indeed king. The market is flooded with images that lure consumers with BUY NOW with NO MONEY DOWN, NO INTEREST FOR 6 MONTHS, or signs for GOING OUT OF BUSINESS sales. With all these gimmicks, business owners still have to find ways to stay competitive while still making a…

I am starting to become fatigued with the same games, the same stories, the same get-to-know-you-chatter, etc., et al, in the clubs that I visit. I spend a lot of nights in a lot of clubs each year, both locally and in other states, but there just doesn't seem to be very much novelty in it anymore. And with…

Over the years, when I go to a club, I try to talk to the girls that are going to dance for me as the more comfortable they are with me, in general, the more mileage I seem to get. One of the questions I usually ask is "What does your boyfriend think about you working here?" Sometimes, that…

I'm a regular hobbiest as we seem to be known on Massage Parlor rating websites. I've been going to parlors since I was 18. The reason I went is when I dated my objective was Not to get into a girls pants. I wanted to get to know her; have a nice date. Course after dating for a bit there…

I had gone to Montreal with the main intention of watching some semi pro MMA. I went with a buddy who'd been there before and he had mentioned how good the strip bars were. So with the wife thinking I was doing no more than going to watch some fights we headed out. Upon arriving in Montreal I was struck…

I am 40 years old and have enjoyed going to strip clubs wherever I go. I have been to all types of clubs, bikini, topless, full nude and the ones posing as a club but their really prostitutes. I prefer the topless clubs. You don't always want to see and smell everything she has. If you're treating her well and…

As a veteran hobbyist I have enjoyed many hours in strip clubs. With a career featuring a good deal of travel, plus homes in Michigan and Florida, I have been fortunate to experience some of the finest SCs in the country. Since I live in Michigan much of the year I am close to the Detroit hotbed…

So we decided to try to understand the differences in going to SC as a couple vs. individually. What we found is that we both had an easier time attracting attention alone than we did as a couple going. Although going as a couple allows us to have the experience together which makes it that much hotter, the…

Strip clubs exist for one purpose: to separate a man from the contents of his wallet. They wouldn't exist if they weren't a great way to make money for the owner and a visit to a club can be very expensive, so here are some thoughts about how to be reasonable with your money and have it go…

I remember one time I was in the Dallas area about 2 years ago. I was thinking about going to Pandoras, or Lipsticks on Harry Hines. For some reason I decided to stop at this little bar next door to Lipsticks parking lot across this little metal parking railing. It was at night (I think I drove by once during…

I have never really been into strip clubs. That may seem to be an unusual way to begin an article on a site devoted lovers of such establishments but it's true. In all my years (I'm now 47), I can honestly say that I have visited only two strip clubs in my entire life. Both of these visits were in my…

I like to call the area between Tampa Miami and Jacksonville the Pink Triangle. Each major city has a plethora of Strip Clubs available no matter what your budget and tastes may be. I would rank Tampa as the leader of the pack in overall quality and bang for your buck and with quite a variety from upscale…

I thought I would give the perspective of going from the minor league to AAA and then the majors. My first strip club experience was in SLC at the American Bush. I remember being very nervous and not knowing what to expect. I paid the $5 cover and was asked if I wanted a private dance before even entering the main…

It was last Saturday, December 8 2012, weather was perfect with a slight chill at evening. My buddy and I were at the Mandalay Bay Valet waiting for the limo to arrive. We were planning on visiting a strip club that night and sure enough we saw the limo pull over and we got in. Two more guys jumped in…