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Enjoy Yourself

Wednesday, November 7, 2012 12:00 AM
I am 40 years old and have enjoyed going to strip clubs wherever I go. I have been to all types of clubs, bikini, topless, full nude and the ones posing as a club but their really prostitutes. I prefer the topless clubs. You don't always want to see and smell everything she has. If you're treating her well and spending money she will show you the rest anyway. The first thing you need to know is that most of the dancers have had hard lives and know what they are doing. You may think she is stupid but most are not. If you get wasted they will take you for everything that you have on you. That's not their fault its' yours. You don't have to charm the pants off of them but remember they are human beings with feelings and if you treat them like shit you are going to get a shit dance. But don't be a pushover either. If they think you're in love, again they will take you for everything you have on you. If you're an ass they will tell the other girls and you will not get a good dance the rest of the night. The second thing you need to know is TALK to her. She is trying to feel you out. If you rush to the VIP room she will know that any kind of dance will do. She is trying to figure out if you're an ass or are you a decent guy that is going to spend some money. If she thinks you're going to spend money your quality of dances just went up. Some will even bargain with you. 6 dances for the price of 5 is something that I get on a regular basis. The third thing is pay attention to her. If you are spending money and having a good time remember she can only last so long. If she just came off stage to you and now you have had a few dances in a row, she may be getting tired. Even from the best dancers a tired sweaty dance is rarely a good one. When they're busy these women work harder than most people and they do get tired and thirsty. Ask if she needs a break or if she needs a drink. They will remember it and will tell the other girls. Before you know it you have a reputation for being a decent guy that spends money on the girls you like and your quality of dances has just gone up. Remember all women like compliments and they can tell if you're full of shit, so complement her on the things that you do like. Also remember treat her decent, don't be a cheapskate and follow her rules. You might have the time of your life.

12 comments

  • carolynne
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    12 years ago
    this sounds more like toysales is a dancer, not a customer.
  • Bambi13
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    12 years ago
    Blah Blah Blah they are whores and will do whatever, I agree that they talk amongst eachother other but it's all about the money, get a life!
  • rogertex
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    12 years ago
    agree with ya toysales. 100% But with the right girl. I have a way of identifying the better dancers (beyond looks) [view link] For them - you get love for love, respect for respect, and the unexpected surprises ! Keep in mind it's a free world. What works for you and me - may be a losers proposition for someone else. There are dancers who are shallow and ghetto (Category 1) There are customers who are only lookin for cock-relief (nothin wrong with that)
  • rickdugan
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    12 years ago
    Wow toy, my eyes have really been opened. Up to this point, my primary focus has been in moving hot dancers from the clubs to my hotel beds. What a waste when, instead, I could go through endless amounts of mental masturbation in order to figure out how to get a better lapdance. And btw, in many topless clubs their are plenty of girls who will never show the kitty, which is why my first preference is nude clubs when I can get alcohol in them. It takes a special breed of dancer to do full nude and many girls who are fine with going topless would never dance nude and view their vaginas as sacred ground. As for the rest, please be aware that you are posting this in a place with a lot of seasoned club hounds. Much of what you had to say was either very basic or somewhat debatable, to say the least. In any event, thanks for posting.
  • latinalover69
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    12 years ago
    No kidding. Rickdugan was right. Very basic common sense info that most of us already know. Nothing new here,
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    Agree with Carol? Is this really a dancer? If not - the white knight game doesn't go over too well here. It just seems you are trying to making it WAY too complicated.
  • davejones1978
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    12 years ago
    Basic stuff
  • Player11
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    12 years ago
    I am at a loss. I have been fucking strippers itc and otc for years having many as mistresses. AS far as quality of dances, well when I meet my fav at motel she will sometimes do nude lap dances. During these I am nude too and we will end up fucking on the couch. I would say thats pretty good damn dance quality.
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    Do I have a fellow declared White Knight? LOL
  • Georgewalker
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    12 years ago
    I agree with toysales. However it is definitely a post meant for newbies. Im also in agreement with Player and have had many a night just as he described. It really is not a hard game to crack. Although you must have game to crack it. Both in and out of the club. GW
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    So I should enjoy myself in a strip club? Thanks for the revelation. My life will never be the same again...
  • LeeH
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    12 years ago
    gmd, play nice. If I listened to many of the dickwads on this site, I would think that I was doing it wrong because I was doing stuff that I enjoyed but the afore-mentioned dickwads frowned upon. You're one of the few sane (read: non-dickwad) people on here - surely you understand that.
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