Best Bang for your Buck - Where to Spend Your Money in a Strip Club

Strip clubs exist for one purpose: to separate a man from the contents of his wallet. They wouldn't exist if they weren't a great way to make money for the owner and a visit to a club can be very expensive, so here are some thoughts about how to be reasonable with your money and have it go the farthest for you. Now, as I tend to frequent strip clubs in Rhode Island, I am going to use them primarily as my basis for this article, however, other higher contact locations should also apply. 1) Booze for the lady. Some guys love to go to strip clubs instead of their local bar and have a drink or two or three and enjoy the scenery. If this is your goal, drinking at a strip club makes a lot of sense, especially if you are lonely and want the lady's company. However, if your goal is more mileage rather than talking, I'd highly suggest skipping the dancer drinks and going right to the lap dances. While you are going to spend your money more quickly, you will hopefully have a good grind in your lap and if in Rhode Island or similar high contact state, hopefully will have just spent some nice time fondling or sucking on her tits. This is a whole lot more fun to me than sitting for 20 minutes talking to a stripper and looking at her skimpy outfit. Now, there is one caveat. Some strippers are much more liberal when they are drunk but not all. If it is early in the shift and the girl does better with a drink or two in her, fine, good investment, but I have seen guys sit with girls for over an hour - the bar tab has to be enormous and I will have just had 3 or 4 lap dances in the same time. 2) Booze for you. Many strip clubs are expensive places to order a drink. Now, some have great specials on beer but I have seen mixed drinks selling for $10 to $15 for pretty crappy drinks. This can get to be a lot of money over a course of an evening. I go to strip clubs solely for the girls, not the drinks, so I typically order a water, especially as I don't want to be hammered getting a dance. 3) Stage side tipping. At many clubs I usually see only a handful of men tipping at the stage. This is a fantastic place to spend your money, especially at a dollar at a time, the money can last a long time. The benefits are significant. First, gives you a chance to meet the girl and do a quick evaluation of whether you want a dance with the girl when she gets off stage. Not only do you get to see if those tits are fake or do they sag like crazy (some girls look great in their outfit but not so good in the nude), but the girl gets to be a bit more comfortable with you and increase your mileage potential. Second, you can immediately suggest a dance after she gets off stage. If the girl is pretty, chances are the only dances she will doing for the 1/2 hour after a stage show are the guys that tipped her. Lastly, in Rhode Island, the stage side dances provide more contact than most lap dances in other places. While girls are different, at my favorite club, you can usually let your hands wander most everywhere except the promised land - all for a buck. 4) Lap Dances. A few big factors play into the choice of lap dance vs the VIP room. First is cost. I try to go mostly to my favorite club when I can get 2 lap dances for the price of one. There is absolutely no way you can beat this financially. Second is privacy. Some clubs offer lap dance areas that are totally open and there is no privacy which also usually means less mileage. Others offer very private lap dance areas, which are great for higher mileage. A good example in Rhode Island is Desire. However, most clubs offer a semi-private area: others can see what is going on but most people aren't staring at you. At Fantasies in Rhode Island it is not unusual to be able to finger her pussy and for her to give a Hand Job outside the pants in the lap dance booths. If I can get this type of attention for even $25 a song, why spend $130 or higher for 15 minutes? 5) VIP. Prices for VIP vary widely. Several clubs offer this for $130+ for 15 minutes but I have seen clubs that do this for $200 or $300 and I know girls that doing charge extra for hand job or blow job whereas others that charge $50 extra for hand job and a few hundred for full service. I think the first thing is to determine what are the standard prices in the area for VIP and lap dances and choose clubs that offer higher mileage but at more reasonable rates. Of course, the more expensive clubs might also have the prettiest girls, so it isn't always cut and dry. In most clubs, the VIP area is pretty private although not always the case, so double check before you pay for anything. Some clubs have video cameras or the doors are short so the bouncer can look over, so many of the girls won't offer extras, so this could also be a consideration. If you are looking for extras and you prefer privacy, the VIP can make a lot of sense. Also, on days when the lap dance area is $25 for one topless dance and the VIP for $130 for $15 minutes nude, the VIP is a decent value. Lastly, many of the girls will only allow you to play with her pussy or her play with your cock in the VIP, so again, if you are looking for extras, VIP is the way to go. Clearly, if you want full service or a blow job, these almost never happen in a lap dance booth, so you are buying a VIP. And VIP is typically nude where a lap dance is typically topless, so if getting a nude dance a big deal or worth the extra, another reason to get VIP. 6) VIP for less time. Some clubs and some dancers allow you to use the VIP room for less money for less time. I know one dancer that provides a blow job on a per song price in the VIP area for $50 a song. If you can come quickly, this can be a great deal. Final Recommendations: A) Choose a club that has a good reputation for what you are looking for in terms of mileage and type of dancers. If possible, choose days when there are specials. However, be aware, not all girls are willing to work for 2 for 1 dances, so many of the more active girls won't work these days. B) Don't waste your money on drinks for the dancers. C) Tip at the stage and get a mini lap for a buck. D) For girls that look like good options for a dance, try them out in the Lap Dance area - just because the dancer is cute does not make them a good dancer. E) If extras, nude dance, or privacy is being sought, choose a club that has reasonably priced dancers that will deliver and go for the VIP. Otherwise, buy as many Lap Dance as you can afford and there are girls available, Fantastic way to check out the dancers with limited investment. And, on days when dancers are discounted, Lap Dance is so much better financially than VIP. Happy clubbing.