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Hong Kong Tijuana Tips

Quick little reference guide on how to get the most bang for your buck at Hong Kong Club in Tijuana.

1. Go during the day. The night is always a sausage fest and crowded. During the daytime you have minimal people, a ton of chicks and a better vibe. Plus...when you are there during the day, the chicks are "fresh" if you know what I mean. If they just started their shift, they should be showered and ready to go. I know they are hookers, but do you really want to be guy number 10 to fuck that chick that night? See what Im saying?

2. If you see a girl you are interested in buy her one drink. The drinks are like $8 but that gives you a little time to test the waters. I wouldn't recommend buying more than 1 drink unless your plan is to stay there and just chill with her. If you want to get busy, buy a drink, then head upstairs.

3. Negotiate! Most chicks there nowdays will quote upwards of $80-100 per session. If she is absolutely amazing, beautiful and your "trophy" fuck, then by all means go ahead and pay that. Other than that, most girls will go up for $60..sometimes $50 sometimes $70. Use $60 as your base price though.

4. If you go there frequently, pick up the VIP card. Its $50 for 6 months but that gives you a discount on the hotel, a free drink every time you come in and free transportation to and from Hong Kong. It pays for itself after 2 to 3 visits.

5. Relax and have fun! A dollar goes a long way there. If you want to just feel tits and ass, sit on the stage and if you tip $1 a song, you will be golden.

5 comments

  • wwpmi
    12 years ago
    plus also remember that there is soooo much more to TJ then Hong Kong, although you should alwasy start at HK if for no other reason then to grab some T&A for a buck.
  • sinclair
    12 years ago
    Thanks for the tips.
  • Electronman
    12 years ago
    Good tips. Also, if your Spanish is not great, get to know one of the waiters (repeat business and a tip helps). They can be helpful in making arrangements with the right dancer.

    Anyone know if the shaving cream shows occur during the day or are they restricted to the evening?
  • gsv
    12 years ago
    I've seen the shaving cream shows during the day as well, but I think it's more frequently a night thing as the places get more crowded.
  • Electronman
    12 years ago
    One more suggestion. Take a cab ($5) to and from the Hong Kong and adjacent clubs.

    On one visit, I stated the trip on foot during the day (it was beautiful weather although the area was pretty sketchy). Within a couple of blocks of the border, I had a local start walking along with me offering to show me the way to HK. After another block or so, the local police pulled up and insisted on searching both of us, claiming that my uninvited companion was a known drug dealer. It would have been far too easy for an unscrupulous cop (read, nearly every cop in TJ?) to slip some drugs into my pocket or wallet and either arrest me or extort money for my release. My limited Spanish did not help very much. I was fortunate that the cop's supervisor,who spoke English, intervened and sent me back to the tourist safe zone (where I caught a cab).

    Otherwise, the number of hot chicas, the shaving cream show, the overt sexuality, and the reasonably priced fun should make this a bucket list visit for those with an interest in strip clubs.
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