The Economics of Strip Clubbery

Mar 6, 2012, 12:00 AM

I sit here alone, and I think...I would LOVE to be at a strip club right now. So why not go? Economics. Lets look at various activities I enjoy and how much they cost...

Running (free), but it's tiring and I usually don't get home before it's dark out.
motorcycling, well, a good day of cycling factoring in gas and possibly an overnight hotel stay...lets say $200.
paintballing...paint is $65, $20 admission, at least another $10 in gun maintenance, $25 for food, $15 for gas...you're looking at $135 roughly...and if you shoot more paint than a case, probably about $200.

Now, there are some things I enjoy that require an actual partner...sex, tennis, country music. But that leads us to the economics of a relationship...at LEAST $85 a week...probably more when you're dating....by the time you woo her, buy her drinks, take her out, dancing, dinners...you could EASILY drop $260 a week, plus another $150 in gas depending on how far away she lives.

So that leads us to strip clubs. The easy answer. No need to buy them a drink or make them interested in you. Just throw dollars at them...then give them $250 to give you a BJ in the VIP area. But again....economics come into play. A strip club is almost a guaranteed lay...but it's not cheap...not AT ALL. We're talking a MINIMUM of $80...and that ain't even gonna let Mr. Weinerstein out of his stable. If you want rod action...you're looking at a minimum of $200...

But wait...what if you you live close to Tijuana...hmmm. Well, Socal is still about a 3 hour drive...and SoCal gas is outrageously horrible right now. BUT...you can get laid for $60. That's a damn bargain. I mean, outside of 3rd world countries...that's at LEAST HALF the going rate for a vagina. But....by the time you travel, park, get a cab, etc, etc....you're looking at probably $215.

So the moral of the story...is anything in this world that is remotely fun....costs $200...roughly.

Comments (8)

mjx0113 years ago

'gauranteed lay' HA! Not where I live.

Yeh, TJ is cheep and legal, but I hope you don't get kidnapped by one of the cartels.

gsv13 years ago

@mjx01 - you clearly have not been to TJ or don't know much about. There is little to no risk there in getting "kidnapped by one of the cartels."

I've been to TJ many times and it's certainly safe enough in my book. Yes there are scammers there and you certainly should be aware of your surroundings and not flash money around...but these are basics that you would apply going to any somewhat sketchy area, no matter if it is in the US or not.

rh48hr13 years ago

The economics of dating is why I now stick to strip clubbing. I might spend the same amount of money on a date as I do in the SC. I am not guaranteed to see my date naked or have any fun with her. In the strip club, I will see multiple women naked and if I find the right one, I can have LOTS of fun! After the evening is done, I don't have to call, text, or banter the next day. I may not even have her phone number and that's OK! I have a friend who is going through a bad time in his marriage right now and every time I hear one of his stories, it makes me glad I am not in a relationship anymore and happy I have my strip club hobby.

Papi_Chulo13 years ago

@Leonard - "So why not go ..."

I go thru those same struggles myself. Where I have a strong desire to go to the SC (either b/c I'm bored, horny, or lonely) but feel I shouldn't go b/c I have been going too often and spending too much $$$.

But when I feel like going, there is really nothing that can take my mind off wanting to go - there is no activity that I can substitute that will make my mind forget about wanting to go to the SC.

As far as dating vs. SCing. I see SCing as "outsourcing". We pay people to do things for us all the time; i.e. fix our car, fix something in our home, pay someone to cut our grass, etc. So why not pay someone to provide something we need such as companionship, sex, etc. w/o all the overhead of a relationship - not too mention that when you SC, you have the flexibility to do it when you want with whom ever you want.

Club_Goer_Seattle13 years ago

@ Papi_Chulo: Great analogy! I like it. I can just see a new strip club opening somewhere named "The Outsourcer."

skeets3513 years ago

$250 for a BJ? seriously?

Why would anyone pay that rate for a $80-$100 service with a great looking, talented, provider?

Man, you are way over spending for you services. I like clubs because I have a shot at OTC club action at no cost since most are not hookers. If I want to pay for the service a club is not the place to go.

JuiceBox6913 years ago

Dude ! Look ! Start running the pick up game ! Entry $10, 4 drinks $10.....no lappers.....no CR........maybee $10 for some stage tipping if you wanna........the goal is to spend very little like $20, $30 or under and try to pick up a dancer for free or at a bargin like $100 for bbfscip or at least $50 for a bbbjcim......its not a gerenty lay but it sure is cheap and fun.....plus you may just suprise yourself with the ass you do get lol.....try it you can go more often it gives clubbing a fresh feel and when you get bored of this just go back (since now you saved a fuck load of cash) and start spending $250 again.....washe , rence and repeat lol

badboylooking4dirtygirl12 years ago

Jb might have written a book about something somewhere ;) eh?